ITT: We poorly describe video games blah blah blah

ITT: We poorly describe video games blah blah blah

I'll start with an easy one.

>start underwater
>surface into a warehouse
>takes forever to use the elevator
>a hind D?

MGS.

>be here
>do everything you can
>get older all the time
>feel younger in your mind
>get all the points and tapes.

>drugs gone bad.
>fighting other druggies.
>submarine mans scery

>Nigger
>Monopolize whole state

Nostalgia time

>Collect coins and hamburgers
> punch your enemies turning them into a puff of smoke
> defeat bosses via paper scissors stone

tony hawk pro skater
>bag throwing sim
>over 9000 dlc's

Bioshock

GTA: SA?

gta san andreas

Viewtiful joe

Mafia 3

Pair of idiots.

bioshock

>new to school
>fight

Bully

Bully

>mindfuck students and teachers

Alex Kidd in miracle world

how?

> android panties

>people think it's cool because japanese painting and shit
>game actually sucks and there's tons of annoying noises.

nier automata

Bioshock?

>Begins like the Hangover
>Turns into Lifeforce
>Final Fantasy XV

Okami?

>12 gold statues
>I might be Jesus
>fight aliens

> Gandhi is insane and drops nukes on everyone

okami it is.

here's a cutty one

>be a voodoo nigger
>jack the ripper

>conquer religion using itself but also not really
>the song is key, and plays the whole time
>E-A-U-E

Yes
Fuck no

>Raid palace
>Steal object
>Object kills everything
>Protagonist's shirt gradually gets ripped off as game progresses
>Parkour sim

Civ V?

Shadowman

U got it gud jub

Games is a waste of time and potential, go forth and create stuff instead of wasting it here

t. Monika

I am not familiar with this game. Because I dont play games, I did a lot when I was young and I have wasted days doing nothing yet something at the same time.

Fable?

>Hitler
>Border Gore

Real, I awoken from the illusion a few hours ago, sometimes you get sucked back in and then there is month of doing mindless shit before you wake up again

got eeeem

>Have your choice of over 130 warriors
>do battle in toxicity
>Get addicted but want to die

> Early online RPG for consoles
> The final boss of the first episode is literally an enormous evil penis. I can't make that shit up.

This one's definitely persona 3 or 4

>be special
>yell
>go to grandpas, yell even more
>can't decide on a job
>become errand boy
>accidentally start a revolution

lol

>space boy
>mindlessly at war with aliens
>find scary fungus

There is a game for every emotional need, just like real life, and in the end this too is a well designed game , making you feel all alone

>make a thing
>watch it grow
>take over the universe
>or just stop playing
>well that was fun

Skyrim

Spore

Halo

>wait for 10 minutes
>run around like a retard
>get jumpscared by small shits

Hearts Of Iron IV?

RE 7

half life

>Soviet Russia
>mud
>stuck

>Skyrim
yes!

>walk around at night
>find notes in cabins and stuff
>lots of static
>made to be scary
>based on a painfully abused meme

Spintires

...

well done

Slenderman

> You are the prince of your people
> Your people are losing a war against a race of orcs
> A wizard sends you to Earth to keep you safe from the enemy armies
> On earth, you become a hardened badass
> Hitchhiking in the desert one night, you are suddenly and unexpectedly teleported back to your realm
> Equipped with only a pair of worn-out jeans, a wifebeater, some shades, and a shotgun, it is up to you to save your people from the orc army

Warcraft and Starcraft can suck a fat dick, THIS is my favourite game from Blizzard.

>do somebody's job
>the job seems easy and fun
>beautiful scenery (if irl)
>only friend is on walkie talkie
>game ends
>that was it?

it's called Slender, but i'll give it to you.

the intro is painfully long
if you are new you need to run around like a retard to so stuff (to find the suit, to find the boss, etc...,)
fucking headcrabs

Thomas was alone?

lock a creepy motherfucker up in a cool cell

nfkrz in real life

so i guessed and you gave the answer away.

Firewatch

yup

That was actually a bug in Gandhi's aggression stat. It started at 0, so when it decreased later on in the game, the memory byte it was stored in, was set to 255.

>Tolkien + Lovecraft
>"da old tiemz were so much better"

> be alien
> probe shit
> just a clone
> humans have weird thoughts

Spyro the Dragon?

That ending completely ruined the game...

MOTHERFUCKING BLACKTHORNE

>make your character
>they don't matter
>make decisions
>they don't matter
>the witcher series comes out
>like a baby taking a piss on you and not stopping until it's fully grown up

>run watching the floor
>listen to music all night
>hold door down till morning

checked, and also...

i seriously wish it kept going. even if the plot curve remained flat.

Destroy all humans!

I posted that one. I know. And I thought it was pretty funny.

I don't know, but I'm genuinely interested

>every single concept is completely autistic
>still a very fun game
>dispenser, coming up

Mass Effect trilogy, Fallout 3 or 4, Oblivion, Skyrim, pretty much every triple A title with a karma system.

Yes!!

> skate around
> paint shit
> old skhool look and feel
> use spray paint to go fast

Overwatch!!!!!!!!!

MOTHERFUCKING WINNER RIGHT HERE just put that game on my SNES mini, gonna kill Diablo and beat the game again like when I was young

nope.

JSRF!!

I played it on my 486 back in the day. God, I loved that game. Same with Flashback, that was an awesome game too.

Hard old one

>be watching TV
>witch climbs out of it, takes some Fabergé egg from your TV and climbs back in.
>get sucked in with her, land on some hairy gnome's hot air balloon
>tell him you want to be a fucking wizard.
>kill bats and goblins and skellies, ogers, pretty much genociding the fuck out of the fantasy world.
>summon bats etc
>get the girl in the end
>never be popular because everyone thinks its a diablo clone

Metal gear solid

Nox?

Correct. What gave it away?

FNAF?

The hot air balloon and global description about going from modern day to a fantasy world. I never finished the game for some reason, so I didn't know about the ending). And you can pick between three classes I think? But I also picked wizard, so yeah. I picked it up on GoG a few years ago, but still haven't played it properly...

Fnaf4, correct

>Come home from work
>House trashed
>hear noise upstairs
>Baby and wife dead
>'OH GOD NO PLEASE NOO MICHELLE MY BABY!'

Never got around to trying flashback, maybe I'll throw that on my SNES mini too. I hear the modern remake was shit.

max payne

the ultimate game-noire

>Checkerboard Split
>Goal
>Good music

The remake was ok, but it's pretty different. The original is amazing, though the controls will take some getting used to.