Showing my gf Sup Forums for the first time

Showing my gf Sup Forums for the first time.
Do your worst.

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Is your grilfriend really black?

>my gf
Sure
Fuck you faggot

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I always wondered what caused this, and why you wouldn't just execute the person and put them out of their misery.

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she ate a bad batch of cookies

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You can put your weed in there

You haven't seen much then, have you?

Check'd

>gf
>Sup Forums
Stop LARPing faggot

she's cute, user

you should go show Sup Forums

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kek

I need to know what this is

hehe
*dabs*

see

Gf must show tits/timestamp or
GTFO
>rules

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>forgets quotation marks
retarded

HERE WE GO

WTF?

ur gf is fucking normie REEEEEEEE

Why the fuck didn't the cow kicked him?

Rekt

Thats a big pocket of nerve gas he stepped on

I like how the cow is just like

>tf m8

The cow is into it.

heh, why would it? animals aren't nearly as protective of their backsides as humans

you could straight up fuck it without a fight

>>be cow
>>dufuq?
>>again with this you stupod nignog?

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Retard

Here is a cute loli getting fucked for your gf.

Seen this like 10 times and I still don't know why he did it.

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> niggers

Why did I have to be born as one of them REEEEEEEEEE

post tits

Where you go,tiny taste of Sup Forums.

>>Assuming its a femanon

Every time this is posted I watch the whole thing. I don't know why.

>assuming I'm assuming

fuck off, I want my tits, I don't give a fuck what genitalia are attached to them

I'm not a femanon.

Fair enough

For it's interesting.

Left or Right

POST YOUR GODDAMNED TITS.

Degenerates these days. Back in my day, we shoved sharpies up our poopers.

Right.

Your time is over old man.

You first comma bitch

Well OP I will give you and you "gf" (we all know "she" has a penis don't lie) a story
A story of the first time I licked pussy
>Be me
>Be 3-6 yo
>Go to daycare like every other 3-6 yo in denmark
>Hot 9/10 yo at my daycare
>She is as old as me
>We go to bathroom ones a week
>Everytime is the same
>She pulls down her pants and pantis
>Thisiswherethefunbegins.png
>I lick the shit out of her pussy
>She makes laughing and orgasm sounds
>Boner.png
>For the 3 years we did this no one catched us
>No one knows expect from me and Sup Forums now
>Literally fucked a loli irl
>Got pussy before anyone of the faggot friends I have ever had

This was a true story so ur "gf" could see how fucked Sup Forums users are

Right, left looks like a long lost third Bogdanoff brother.

Stop fantasizing.
Gf posts her tits or you gtfo

Right has a a real nice body but her face is 5/10

It is a true story faggot

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Again why am I part of this shit stain culture. Their so fucking stupid and behave like animals.

Here is coppypasta he probably represents the average Sup Forumstard, not a greentext though

>Sup Forums fucked me

>Well Sup Forums, you fucked me. A while ago there was a thread on Sup Forums explaining the techniques and the adrenaline rush you get from blowing your load on a sleeping girl. Well it didn't sound too impossible to pull off and I had the perfect opportunity last night. I was sleeping over at my 11 year old cousins house because my aunt was going out of town the next morning and she needed somebody to watch the kids. (not underage b& btw, 18 as of july 6th) My cousins friend slept over, who was also 11 and she had the body of a fucking 14 year old, which is how I like it. So I waited until everybody in the house was sound asleep. I took all the necessary precautions (The tv was on low volume, AC and fan running so it will override the sound of my fapping). So I'm standing above this cum dumpster of an 11 year old for 10 minutes fapping at full power. And don't you know literally 3 seconds before I blow my load, the bitch opens her eyes and fucking BAM, steamy load all in them. She screams, waking up my two cousins and my uncle. I don't know what the fuck to do so I run in the bathroom and lock the door. 2 minutes later my uncle is pounding on it threatening to slit my throat. He threatened to call the cops, and I'm not going to jail for blowing my load on some little cunt so I opened it and he caught me right in the eye. Beat the shit out of me, then threw me out the door at 3 am. He wouldn't even let me come back inside to get my car keys, so I walked 10 miles home where my stepdad was awake. He got a call from my uncle, and beat the shit out of me the second I walked in the door. Nobody has spoken to me since. What the fuck do I do now Sup Forums?

What's Daisy's Destruction? Post it.

First hot lunch he has had in weeks!

Based nignog

begone newfag

You can't get boners before puberty, dumbfuck. Fake.

Classic.

Doesnt exsist
Fake and gay

Harold is daddy

Sorry, zoophilia doesn't count.

I want to learn and not be newfag tho

We were all newfags once

Liar. Post it.

snuff porn of the goriest peformed on some 8yo girl.

Oh.
Sounds like it would scar me for life.
I don't think V-Sauce said that.

Actually it was supposedly a baby

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If aomeone did post it they'd be arrested for possession of, well..

join my dudes, aaaand send!!!

Pretty sure it was a deformed baby monkey

>I don't think V-Sauce said that.

Kek

But it's a snuff film. People post in rekt all the time. I don't understand.
Plus why is it so popular then?

Whatever it was the thought of it just turns my fucking stomach

>You can't get boners before puberty, dumbfuck
His story is fake as fuck but this is maximum b8

Se we cant misuse the word "retarded" but she can misuse the words "beautiful" and "person"

Post screenshot of deformed monkey.

It's the rape torture and murder of a baby fucking moron

What happened? They have sex with the money? They shoot it? What happened?

2yo baby* you fucking tryhard.

> assuming that I have it

She is black... Fix it unless you are also.

Yeah. But like, I once saw a baby get run over by a train in a rekt thread. What's so different about this?

Do they like, stab it?

What kinda bait is this??

Of course you do. This is Chan. I know you do because you're a pervert.

Accidents are one thing but the intentional torture and murder of a baby is fucked up shit

Yep they recently caught the guy guy who did it as well his name was Christoph Lake
>pic related
It's him

keks

Autism is hard itt

Fpbp

Not bait, m8. Trying to figure out what the fuck this is and why people won't talk about it.

Nah, it's just overrated.

Lulz

finally a mouth that can fit my big dick. I need to meet this hottie