0-You will wake up to your best friends gf blowing your cock dry. 1-The weed you had stashed will be stolen 2-A guy you owe a lot of money to will die. 3-Find out a hot girl you fucked is 13 and her dad is a cop. 4-Pick up wrong coat at a party and find $1,200 in the pocket. 5-Nothing - Roll Again. 6-Drunk Girl(s) will pass out in your bed. 7-That sore on your dick is Herpes 8-Amazon mistakenly sends you $500 worth of Steam Gift Cards 9-Uncle admits to ass fucking you at 11yo and now you're the family homo.
Dubs- A nigger gives you an new iPhone X he stole cuz yooz good white folk.
