DUBS DECIDE REPLY CONT

DUBS DECIDE REPLY CONT.
FUCK TRIPS

why the last thread got 404'd?

Yeah

fuck.. wasted my dubs

no you stupid cunt

just get em again

Goddamn you you stupid nigger.
"Abby, why the fuck are you so dense? Just like a fucking woman. Here, I'll spell it out for you: I WANT TO FUCKING FUCK YOU. I want to shove my meat rod into your moist cunt. I want to sheathe my sword in your dragon's cave. I want to assassinate your presidential cunt with my single-barrel pump-action bollock yogurt shotgun.

Fuck's sake. Get the fuck over here and drop your pants.

RE FUCKING ROLL

RE FUCKING ROLL AGAIN

rollerino

Ooh seems like my brother stole my phone and wrote all that awful shit. I'd love to go for a couple of beers or just watch a movie with you, if you were down for that of course?

Open bobs and vajene plz. You have big pusy?

I will slit your belly open and fuck your liver while i finger bang your asshole.

roll

but no seriously, wanna fuck?

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Send this

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rerollerinigger

Answer with the full "you need to have a really high iq to understand rick & morty" etc.

re roll

winrar

Win

Roll

win

This is win

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winrar OP, you better deliver and destroy your relationship with Abby

Jesus Christ

this

I just have to be honest with you. My last girlfriend asked me to watch her have sex with another man and I did. Now it’s my fetish. I wanted to ask you if I could watch you have sex with my best friend. I’ll just sit in a corner and jerk off while you two go at it.

the madman

holy shit

well a dubs is a dubs

roll

see

Cant Stop keking

op actually delivering

Doesn't matter if this is a fake or not. It' hillarous. This time OP was not a faggot

I HAVE AIDS

Dafaq is taking her so long?

but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*

She is fapping obviously

What have you replied to a girl that has actually gotten you laid?

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reply with "Why not?"

rollarooni

can i eat your ass ?

Abby, why the fuck are you so dense? Just like a fucking woman. Here, I'll spell it out for you: I WANT TO FUCKING FUCK YOU. I want to shove my meat rod into your moist cunt. I want to sheathe my sword in your dragon's cave. I want to assassinate your presidential cunt with my single-barrel pump-action bollock yogurt shotgun.

Fuck's sake. Get the fuck over here and drop your pants.

This has worked for me:

"Hey. What you doing tonight? Want to come over?"

Dunno...radical approach I know.

rerolling

because I want to fuck your nigger ass with my AIDS ridden cock!

winkek

winrar

Ah shit. Dubs got it.

that's retarded.

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide!
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
Now I'm in a whole new world with you
Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world
(Don't you dare close your eyes)
A hundred thousand things to see
(Hold your breath it gets better)
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be
A whole new world
(Every turn a surprise)
With new horizons to pursue
(Every moment, red-letter)
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you
A whole new world
(A whole new world)
That's where we'll be
(That's where we'll be)
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
For you and me

Roll

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rerollerino

roll for dis

And then she told you that she would rather fuck a fat autistic Jew, yeah yeah, impressive

rollin

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tell me why i just sang that whole thing and im in tears now

Stop samefagging nigger

QUADS

Because you're a total faggot

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damn

Rrrrrrolling for this

yes, rain man, quads. pretty, huh.

Next girl because no way she's responding

Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger

Would you consider dressing up like an Ewok & fucking yourself with a toy lightsaber so I record& can show to the guys in my SWGOH guild?? #hookers&blow #howardhoward

reroll for that

Yeah, yeah, yeah
I take that one all the way up
I'm about to take off on these niggas
And I'm codeine dreaming
(And I'm codeine dreaming, and I'm codeine dreaming)
(And I'm codeine dreaming, and I'm codeine dreaming)
I might take off on you peons and go away to Venus
I'm a star so I put a neutron on my pinkie
I'm moonwalking but my Christian Loubotin's bleeding
I'm smoking moonrocks, shawty, and I feel the ceiling
I might take off on you peons and go away to Venus
I'm a star so I put a neutron on my pinkie
I'm moonwalking but my Christian Loubotin's bleeding
I'm smoking moonrocks, shawty, and I feel the ceiling
I'm in Uranus right now, I think I've seen a demon
I thought I left you back there in the cell or am I dreamin'?
Say I ain't dealing with your dawg, I'm going a different way
I broke up with my redbone, I went the milky way
I'm ridin' in a Wraith feeling like I'm outer space
Stars on my sunroof, plenty of the H
I couldn't wait 'til they released me, right back on the turf
I took off on you bustas, left you right on planet Earth
I feel like Jimmy Neutron, how I blast off on a verse
I know my son gon' like this song so I ain't finna curse
Know he gon' wanna explore the world so I'm a show him first
Say we just distinguished beings, baby, me and you diverse
I might take off on you peons and go away to Venus
I'm a star so I put a neutron on my pinkie
I'm moonwalking but my Christian Loubotin's bleeding
I'm smoking moonrocks, shawty, and I feel the ceiling
I might take off on you peons and go away to Venus
I'm a star so I put a neutron on my pinkie
I'm moonwalking but my Christian Loubotin's bleeding
I'm smoking moonrocks, shawty, and I feel the ceiling
(And I'm codeine dreaming, and I'm codeine dreaming)
(And I'm codeine dreaming)
'Bout to take off on you peons and go back to Mars
'Bout to leave these peons be on like the Jackson 4
Tried to moonwalk on the Moon and had to wax the floors

NO I'm sorry I don't know why I'm being such a fuck tard right now. but seriously you have beauty so bright you outshine the stars. I would love to come over now if you'll have me.

rolling for this:

look at them numbers

roll for this:

My friend grabbed my phone and sent that last txt. I'm totally not racist.

We should get together so I can whip your bare ass with a belt until you're a sobbing mess. We'll see how things go from there.

I am sorry, I wish circumstances were different, but they are not, every day without you feels like walking through a forest of thorns that cut through my flesh...
The canvas of my life that was once grey has been filled with more colors than a rainbow since I have met you...
I swear to god if you don't go out with me I am going to blow my brains out, I have my dad’s rifle inside my mouth, and also his gun.

post link

send both nigger

winrar

Abby... enough with the bullshit. I sent you all that shit because I am drunk as fuck. I really just wanted to ask you if you'd put my tiny little cock in a chastity device and fuck my ass with a giant rubber strapon. PLEASE

This

sweet

What Disney movie is that from

I have social autism but I big cums.

The Tale of the Lesbian Crack-Addicted Princess

Its a thick mushroom

Mars needs moms

Finally some ppl actually trying for nudes. They rest of you are fucking idiots. Basement dwelling faggot trolls that don't understand the value of OC because you've never been in the position to obtain any. Fucking LOSERS

God, really stretching the whole diversity bullshit- aren't they

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