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I wish op was not a faggot

I wish OP wasn't a giant faggot

granted, but you become the faggot

granted he's not, but every one else is

I wish OP wasn't a faggot.

Granted but you both are now bigger faggots then OP ever was.

I wish i had money

Then it’s wouldnt be a car dumbfuck

i wish i would never feel sad

I wish I had a life

OP is a beautiful female dominant hermaphrodite

Granted, but you cannot spend it on cheap std ridden prostitutes

I wish I'm a faggot

Granted but you never feel any emotion

Granted, but you're a nigger now

granted, but the money has to be used witin the next 2 hours, unlimited, cant return the bought thing for money after

fuck, my only purpose in life

Granted, you have thousands of dollars, but you're now a gay pornstar who fucks fat dudes a cheesecake away from my 600 pound life

I wish I could play every instrument

tbh if i had the funds and the time id buy the full version of winrar

granted, but you've been castrated

wish my herion addiction diddent damage me or my body or my kids

Granted, not well.

is my dick an instrument?
I beat it like a drum.

granted, but you can only play the Russian national anthem

granted, you can but only when no one is around

granted, but you now have to operate a instrument used for colonoscopies on gays for the rest of your life

I wish my child wasn't stillborn

I wish I wasn't afraid to die alone.

I wish I could be happy

Granted, But he's OP

Granted, but you beat your children and they eventually kill you

granted, but your wife dies in delivery

I wish I had the ability to grant others' wishes.

I wish I had friends

Granted, but you die young and don't enjoy it

Granted, but he grows up to be a faggot tranny and hates all normal people

Granted, Nice to meet you Happy.

Granted, but they backstab you and use you shamelessly

Hey if I get laid i don't care when I die

granted, but theres always some taxing element of the wish that renders it less useful

granted, but you will..

i wish a nigga would

I wish Sup Forums wasn’t full of nigger-worshipping shilling Jew coal-burning faggots.

Damn u ruined it

Not granted, some wishes are simply impossible

I wish real life had a save/load feature that only I can use

I wish I could kill myself instantly at will with my mind.

granted, but your sentences start making even less sense

granted but they are all from somalia and they dont speak your language at all

Kek.

Granted, Now its full of Demi-Queer foxkin that require you to check your privilege before posting.

Granted, but now it's full of stuttering celebfag and why atheism threads

granted, but you can only save during times that you are being fucked in the ass by another Sup Forumstard

I wish, upon concentrating, I could split my penis at the tip hole into two penises in a Y formation, like a hydra of sorts, so I could grasp both, one with each hand, and pantomime an airplane pilot while I jerk off like in pic related.

Granted, but the dictionary definition for “straight” changes to “cock sucking bottom bitch of all-things related to cock”

Granted but you now have locked-in syndrome

Granted, Welcome to Tumblr

granted but there's a risk of the save file corrupting
granted?
refer to

Granted, but now you're only attracted to people with two assholes

granted, but you can only do it while standing on your head.

Granted, but you endure the pain of flesh-tearing your penis into two every time you do so.

granted but every time you finish masturbating you're the cause of a real airline tragedy

You mean standing on your heads

I wish I was a punk rock girl with flowers in my hair

granted but it's and auto save (1 slot overwrite) that only goes off before you go to sleep, load function is used once pr day

also the use of the load function shortens your life by a day

Did you get this idea from Calypso from Twisted Metal? He was very good at screwing everyone over

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I wish I had the ability to reverse the effects of my wish

Granted but every time you touch your penis it takes control of a random real airplane.

Hmm... I think I would take that.

granted but you have a penis

granted, but then in a matter of years everyone will forget about you until your time on earth is only validated by a single song line uttered on an imageboard for weaboos and retards.

I wish i have infinite wishes with inmunity to the granted shit, btw the inmunity to the granted shit cant be stopped.

I wish my legs worked

...

granted, but you forgot to reply to the immunity dog so your mother's dead in 3 hours

well we dont need to nerf this because you're already a faggot, good luck wishing that away buddy

>inmunity
wish for decent grammar, faggot

Granted, but your liver now failed.

i wish i could be master class martial arts instantly

Kek you poor fag shit.

granted but your arms are now limp as noodles

granted but you become paralyzed

English not main language

Granted, but in jew-jitsu

I wish I could toggle invisibility on/off

i wish i could die

granted, but you die

you sick, degenerate piece of trash. how dare you.

granted, but only when you're in desperate need of another persons help

granted but when you start to fight you will scream like a little high pitched girl

Granted, but it's guarenteed to go off in inopportune times.

I wish I was a robot

granted, but you're an automated fleshlight

granted, but you can only be invisible while nobody can see you.

So he becomes Michael Moore

Granted, but you fear death

Granted, but you die before you make the first wish.

I wish i wasn't in debt