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I wish op was not a faggot
I wish OP wasn't a giant faggot
granted, but you become the faggot
granted he's not, but every one else is
I wish OP wasn't a faggot.
Granted but you both are now bigger faggots then OP ever was.
I wish i had money
Then it’s wouldnt be a car dumbfuck
i wish i would never feel sad
I wish I had a life
OP is a beautiful female dominant hermaphrodite
Granted, but you cannot spend it on cheap std ridden prostitutes
I wish I'm a faggot
Granted but you never feel any emotion
Granted, but you're a nigger now
granted, but the money has to be used witin the next 2 hours, unlimited, cant return the bought thing for money after
fuck, my only purpose in life
Granted, you have thousands of dollars, but you're now a gay pornstar who fucks fat dudes a cheesecake away from my 600 pound life
I wish I could play every instrument
tbh if i had the funds and the time id buy the full version of winrar
granted, but you've been castrated
wish my herion addiction diddent damage me or my body or my kids
Granted, not well.
is my dick an instrument?
I beat it like a drum.
granted, but you can only play the Russian national anthem
granted, you can but only when no one is around
granted, but you now have to operate a instrument used for colonoscopies on gays for the rest of your life
I wish my child wasn't stillborn
I wish I wasn't afraid to die alone.
I wish I could be happy
Granted, But he's OP
Granted, but you beat your children and they eventually kill you
granted, but your wife dies in delivery
I wish I had the ability to grant others' wishes.
I wish I had friends
Granted, but you die young and don't enjoy it
Granted, but he grows up to be a faggot tranny and hates all normal people
Granted, Nice to meet you Happy.
Granted, but they backstab you and use you shamelessly
Hey if I get laid i don't care when I die
granted, but theres always some taxing element of the wish that renders it less useful
granted, but you will..
i wish a nigga would
I wish Sup Forums wasn’t full of nigger-worshipping shilling Jew coal-burning faggots.
Damn u ruined it
Not granted, some wishes are simply impossible
I wish real life had a save/load feature that only I can use
I wish I could kill myself instantly at will with my mind.
granted, but your sentences start making even less sense
granted but they are all from somalia and they dont speak your language at all
Kek.
Granted, Now its full of Demi-Queer foxkin that require you to check your privilege before posting.
Granted, but now it's full of stuttering celebfag and why atheism threads
granted, but you can only save during times that you are being fucked in the ass by another Sup Forumstard
I wish, upon concentrating, I could split my penis at the tip hole into two penises in a Y formation, like a hydra of sorts, so I could grasp both, one with each hand, and pantomime an airplane pilot while I jerk off like in pic related.
Granted, but the dictionary definition for “straight” changes to “cock sucking bottom bitch of all-things related to cock”
Granted but you now have locked-in syndrome
Granted, Welcome to Tumblr
granted but there's a risk of the save file corrupting
granted?
refer to
Granted, but now you're only attracted to people with two assholes
granted, but you can only do it while standing on your head.
Granted, but you endure the pain of flesh-tearing your penis into two every time you do so.
granted but every time you finish masturbating you're the cause of a real airline tragedy
You mean standing on your heads
I wish I was a punk rock girl with flowers in my hair
granted but it's and auto save (1 slot overwrite) that only goes off before you go to sleep, load function is used once pr day
also the use of the load function shortens your life by a day
Did you get this idea from Calypso from Twisted Metal? He was very good at screwing everyone over
I wish I had the ability to reverse the effects of my wish
Granted but every time you touch your penis it takes control of a random real airplane.
Hmm... I think I would take that.
granted but you have a penis
granted, but then in a matter of years everyone will forget about you until your time on earth is only validated by a single song line uttered on an imageboard for weaboos and retards.
I wish i have infinite wishes with inmunity to the granted shit, btw the inmunity to the granted shit cant be stopped.
I wish my legs worked
...
granted, but you forgot to reply to the immunity dog so your mother's dead in 3 hours
well we dont need to nerf this because you're already a faggot, good luck wishing that away buddy
>inmunity
wish for decent grammar, faggot
Granted, but your liver now failed.
i wish i could be master class martial arts instantly
Kek you poor fag shit.
granted but your arms are now limp as noodles
granted but you become paralyzed
English not main language
Granted, but in jew-jitsu
I wish I could toggle invisibility on/off
i wish i could die
granted, but you die
you sick, degenerate piece of trash. how dare you.
granted, but only when you're in desperate need of another persons help
granted but when you start to fight you will scream like a little high pitched girl
Granted, but it's guarenteed to go off in inopportune times.
I wish I was a robot
granted, but you're an automated fleshlight
granted, but you can only be invisible while nobody can see you.
So he becomes Michael Moore
Granted, but you fear death
Granted, but you die before you make the first wish.
I wish i wasn't in debt