At home, no wife, no kids (out of town for one night) What do Sup Forums?

At home, no wife, no kids (out of town for one night) What do Sup Forums?

Will post pics for input

Worry about the nigger she's fucking and cheating on you with

Autoerotic Asphyx.

Go to home depot, buy some lumber, and start constructing a large object in your backyard.

When your wife/kids get home and ask you what you're building, tell them you don't know and just keep building it.

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fuck your hamster nigger

Wear her clothes, post pic of you wearing her underwear like the sissy you are

Oh here

I'm currently shitting with the door open. I have a few options... Movie, jerking it, sleep, games... I have no back yard (apartment).

Also sorry cuck fantasies, she staying with family, so it'd have to be some incest stuff.

This

spraypaint street signs with swasticas made of dix like a true pol-LARPer fag

I wish I could hang with that crowd of national heros /s

more pics for more ideas

It's been a good night so far - let's keep it that way

Post pics of your wife nakes, while I'd like them to show her face, it is not required

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sadly, I have none of her 'nakes'.

But I do have more porn.

more specifically on the list of stuff:

Gone in 60 seconds
Rocket League
Destiny 2
Some other netflix garbage
youtube garbage

Stick her dildo in your ass while you jerk off, take a pic and send it to her.

Ask her for them, edit face and share with your Sup Forumsros

meh, I tried ass play once - it wasn't really my thing.

cum in your kids dirty laundry and leave it for your wife to find

>>> implying that there'd be enough to find >.>

also not my thing. I'm not sure why I came here.

It's not about you enjoying the ass play, it's all about you doing it for the comedic value. Don't worry, doing it as a joke makes it not gay.