i just trapped a live mouse that's been living under my dishwasher
what should i do with it Sup Forums?
i just trapped a live mouse that's been living under my dishwasher
what should i do with it Sup Forums?
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there's the hole in the dishwasher
Force cheese into the anus
>trapped jew
you know what to do...
humanely kill it
Give it a clean death and do something else.
i want you to let him got but whenever i catch a mouse i crush his head quickly
Shove it into your ass.
Take all your used paper towel and toilet paper rolls and as many old food boxes or small packages as u can find and then assemble them into a small cardboard town inside your bathtub. Then apply a small amount of home made Napalm on the rodents back, set ablaze, drop him in and watch him burn his whole town down. Post results here.
give it a wash, hes obviously curious of how the thing works
Eat it
cut the tail make it a pet
Find a cat and feed it to it as alive as possible so they can play with it. :3
This is the only answer, unless you have a sword which would also be cool
Try to reintegrate it into society.
Unstick him, train him to operate a cheap tablet and mine bitcoin
cum on it.
Finish the job..
If u cut its tail it won't be able to fly anymore
This
honestly i would but i heard burning mouse smell is awful
PA traps are best traps. Show peen
Roll
cum on it
Do this please and live stream it
Kiss him on the lips
feed it. pet it. cum on it, post pics. then kill it or let it go outside.
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Get it stuffed and put it in your wife's/gf's/mom's underwear drawer.
Or just kill it and do the same.
Then use extra napalm to mask the smell
Give him some dishes to wash
Duct tape it to one of the blades of a fan in you're house and slowly put it through g force tests whilst pretending he is an astronaut going under training.
Post results
clean it up and put it a mile away from your house. it's just cold during the winter. only people deserve cruelty
im single and i dont live with my mom
Bash it
kill it, then pretend youre living on a deserted island and try to skin it and cook it/boil it. I probably wouldn't actually eat it though, diseases and all
its actually scooting the tray and starting to lift its head
i wonder if it can escape
Teach it how to do math
Up your ass then desu
Keep him hostage in a tank and only feed him whey protein until hes alpha
Put it in someones mailbox
>kill it quickly and humanely, even if it's just putting a bag over the glue and stomping it.
then never get glue traps ever again because they're terrible, and not just because they're painful for the mouse. you'll find a chewed off leg, then a trail of blood next time.
These traps are disgusting and inhumane. Release him into the wild immediately.
let it go in the woods, but make sure its far from any houses cuz those sonsabitches like to go back into homes. Use oil.
Why not this? Rolling
Sprinkle sum salt on dis lil nig
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Drown him or eat him for dubs
put a glass jar or bowl or something over it. light a candle inside, next to it, so the oxygen depletes quickly. watch it suffocate.
trap it and only feed it cum
put it in the freezer
GLUE TRAPS I caugt like 5 of them. Step 1 - Pull him off and put in a cage.
Feed it. Pet it. Train it. Teach it little tricks. Jumping through hoops. Going up little ladders. Rolling on command, etc.
Start small. Catch another mouse. Start breeding mice. Train them tricks too. Quit your job. Leave your family. Sell your house. Become wandering mice circus that travels the world, doing mice circus shows in front of paying audiences. Become the best most famous mice circus ever. A life well lived.
chuck it as far as you can onto somewhere concrete and go take a picture of the splattered corpse on the ground
cum on it take pics
The digits speak for themselves
omg please this
dubs
Gently remove him from the sticky pad with the help of a little olive oil, set him free outside in a field or wooded area!
Make him an astronaut.
put on your jacket
pick up the trap
walk outside to a local field or sump
release the mouse
> you will feel good about yourself
SPACE PROGRAM
Pull a Richard Geere
Put it in a ziplock bag
tie a string to the bag
Stick bag up ass
Go to E.R. when string comes off bag while trying to pull it out
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Swallow it
i was worried he was going to escape so i stepped on him
dubs get
gay poopyheads
OP pls deliver
Yes
did he died
RIP
Weak
OP where are you? are you going to choose something?
just humanely kill it dude.
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See >> Also dubs don't lie
Go outside. Pour some cooking oil on the sticky trap and let the mother fucker live.
yeah im pretty sure i broke his back
He's not trying to hurt you, he's trying to survive. Please stop hurting him and remove him with olive oil and set him on his way somewhere safely outside :c There is no reason to be cruel
well tie his body to helium balloons and release
You had so much potential
cover him in gas or oil and light him on fire
This. OP is a faggot.
Take him to a field and get a female mouse from the pet store and you can be the cause of a great mouse dynasty that will live on for generations to come
bush get
>tfw bane can't beat batman anymore so he resorts to breaking the backs of small animals
Disgusting, bane.
jack off on it
still
cut him open and spread like dissection
FUCKING SPACE PROGRAM THE LITTLE CUNT
rr
hes in mouse heaven right now
Sup Forums space program
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Dubs get boi
chek
Give him a proper burial
You're going to hell for this picture
INTO THE ASS IT GOES
INTO THE ASS IT GOES
INTO THE ASS IT GOES
INTO THE ASS IT GOES
INTO THE ASS IT GOES
INTO THE ASS IT GOES