Roast me Sup Forums

Roast me Sup Forums

Ain't I a sexy vorefag?

sexual predator/10

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Well i do live in Florida

nah you seem alright, get a haircut tho

Gabe Newell's downy brother.

OP here, i got more nice pics of me

You look like you didn’t fit in the 9 3/4 so you had to continue on to 10.

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you look like a downer with a wig

When is the last time you fucked literally anything living. Even a dog or relative

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Haha. Hahahahahahaha

I'm surprised you want anything roasted when you obviously love deep-fried everything you fat fuck

Don't like my beach bod?

I'd say you have a great personality but I know that's not true

Yo this Harry and Hagrid's kid

I still get more bitches than you

>you didn't fuck either of them
I'd fuck your sisters too

go on a lean protein diet, run 2 miles 5 days a week, drink a gallon of water ONLY every day, get an in-style haircut, use acne wash. start TOMORROW and by summer time you will be crushing it. make it so

You look like a fatter Lena Dunham with down syndrome.

How many cocks did you suck tonight?

lemme guess. you're an atheist.

Why when I'm crushing it now?

about treefiddy

No. I'm Jewish :^)

because type two diabetes is a serious health risk and socialized medicine is a long-term reality

I work out

This

The only thing you're crushing is a hemorrhoids cushion.

good for you user. now lose the weight and improve your hygiene

Like my shirt?

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>shirt says choose life
your parents shouldn't have chosen life for you

Indeed loose weight, and cut your stupid ass hair.

You look absolutely pissening sickening nature boy rick flarening.
WHOOOOOO
K peace out bye.

you look fine but your haircut in every single picture is fucking awful, just get a decent haircut

You look like a hobbit— bot not a sexy Elijah Wood movie hobbit; you look like a fat hobbit like they were depicted in the book.

No, you look like the living embodiment of the Forever Alone face.

I can't tell if that's your neck, or your third chin..

Nice helmet, Jermaine.

You look like Gabe N met harry potter and beat him up an took his glasses. Speaking of which when you gonna release Half Life 3 instead of making shitty threads like this Gabe?

Damn, GreekGodx really let himself go

Can't - your fat ass won't fit in my oven.

Seth Rogen and Phyllis from The Office had a kid

Do i still get my chicken tendies?

lord knows nobody needs to feed you any more, fatty

But I've been a good boy. I even started a band. What should i name it?

>get an in-style haircut

don't do this, you'll look like a normie faggot

I'm transitioning to be a woman

You look like if Harry Potter never left his moms staircase basement to go to Hogwarts and played World of Warcraft "full-time"

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We don't have to, God already did

you are the female counterpart of gabe newell

On that pic you look like dwight schrutes little fat beta brother, just buy wolve shirt and go fishing you fat fuck

Soyboy

Shoenice

OY VEY

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god took care of that for us~

>the 16 year olds find Sup Forums
A little long, but fitting

what about the older guy second from the right? where does he fit into that?

Harry Potter and the 400+ pounds

Fuck, idk was mainly referring to the bundle of sticks and PITA OP

Stop extorting my money, Gabe!