Confess

Confess.

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Youd like that wouldn't ya

I beat my wiener to death today am I jail?

Well I'm not a robot stop asking

I am gay I dont like Men I do however like Traps.

I tried to fonger my friends daughter in the back of my friends car

Not Today fbi

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Traps are just highly effeminate men in girly attire.
You're just a normal gay man with preferences. I don't see a problem.

Priest man why are you so fucking fat? Have you been eating the altar boys?

>off by one

you think I can catch them in the shape I'm in? those little fuckers are fast

Could've had sex with a 10/10 17 year old. Didnt do it, since she's underage

So then you were fat before you devoted your life to God? What happened, man?!

>mfw FBI upped their game in memes and literally created this thread

What's her number? At least post the area code.

sloth and kiddy diddlin hbu

She aint American, she's Bulgarian

oh shit nvm

I will lose my virginity in the following months to a prostitute, she hasn't seen my face but one of her requisites is to be taken out for a drink.

I am a demon

I'm a huge furfag with a bunch of gay size difference commissions of my character and various vidya characters and I'm a regular contributor to r/MassiveCock

i doubt you can confess for future events

but if you can: I confess to never confessing again.

You're probably right, but it's gonna happen, the logistics are all set and planned out.

then confess to the logistics now and confess to the act itself later

or, probably don't do the act, from the priest perspective

I stold the sun.
I hide it 8 light minutes away.

I'm fucking my brothers gf. He has no clue although I thinks he's suspicious.