Waifu thread

waifu thread

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I wonder how many people will come.

youtube.com/watch?v=WqLa4LP2BRg&t=710s

youtube.com/watch?v=qxf6OgbvayM

Probably not so many.

Eh. I have some weird faith.
youtu.be/Nqe7jPX6DQY

Hm.

Cute

Well yeah.

Here

Dan Gheesling claim, how is everyone?

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Good morning~

Morning :3
It's only 2 AM here, but it still works, how's it goin?

Claim 0

Hello~

Hey hey, how are ya?

Ehh okay, but not sure if you're a troll or not

Bad

Just enjoy the puns

behold

Pretty good. Sitting in school not listening to the teacher. You?

youtube.com/watch?v=ie6soqJFUKk

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Not a troll, I just have a peculiar taste for Gheesling puns, my personal husbando.

Hey how's your day so far?

AYY glad to see that you're back!

Hi again, i just can't resist an opportunity to post Kurama

Sure sure, so how are you conrade scythe? Haven't spoken to you for a long ass time

Forced to sit in ou uni's christmas market.... kill me

Ehh sure, each his own I suppose

Best take the opportunity when you can, those are some good words to go by.

Tbh I would love to claim Yuno, but You Know and the other Gasai claimer make it difficult. Cut me Yuno...

hello hello, I love you all

You could just go for it and use specific styles or name the files so people know it's you. Just look at the multiple Tomoko claimers.

Hey comrade love!!

Chen-Chen

I actually did for awhile, about 3 years ago I was claiming Yuno, than other people came along, and I started claiming Nonon, in fact the whole Dan Gheesling thing was basically a meme from 2 years ago of someguy claiming him (like im doing now). I just havn't been in waifu threads in a long time, its like all new faces, hardly anyone i remember.

Yes?

Where is a picture?

hello friend! are you well?

>where is a picture

I dunno, in a folder, in your phone, in your camera.

What's up with your english you dumb fuck?

Not really a scythe. Greataxe / Halberd. But Im fine.

Ahh okay, I'm in a similar boat but I went on a 3 or so month hiatus

Of course comrade! You?

Sure sure, and that's good to hear. Done anything fun?

I'm doing my best! it's very early here though. I might need to try sleeping again soon.

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Morning.

good morning

Hi.

Thanks, hope you get some proper sleep.

Thought of someone who just woke up, Chen isn't connected in anyway to Chen the hero right?

Ah, no. Chen is just from Touhou.

Ow okay, sleep well

Morning!!

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Haven't watched it. Is it worth?

Hey :) how are you doing today?

Is a game, Touhou Project

Touhou have very nice music, and is fun

Not today. Been a lazy, boring day.

Oh I see, worth it then?

Not one that plays games for their music but still appreciate it.

youtu.be/RtaStl4Vof8

Well, i'm pretty sure the music is different from what you usually hear in games/media

I never played it :-D

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Oh lol

Probably, I still come back to hear soundtracks of games and movies if I liked them.

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hi

Luka knelt and licked the rim of the pubechair. It tasted like peaches and made her enlarged clitoris quiver. This was certainly a stool woven of her discarded pubes. That was that. She knew now the situation she was in, or at the least, had some sort of grasp on the peril at hand. Luka was used to dealing with fans... This was another story. This was something that she absolutely knew she could not contain if left unchecked. The beast turned and met her gaze. It was the first time she looked the manbaby in the eye and she was now certain, more than ever, that her very worst fears had been realized. This was no mere mortal man. This was no fan, nor was it a fanatic. It was... a weeaboo.

"Ohayo, Luka-chan," the mouthbreather said.

"Okay, what's your name?" Luka asked.

"I--uh hold on," the manchild fumbled his maple spaghetti pancake mix. "Oh, they call me DEMO, b-but you can just call me Demo Deesy cus I'm my penis is easy," he thrusted his hips like a stupid idiot, why did I do that. I mean why did he do that.

The manbaby reached up into his sleeve and held out a finger as if to say "just one moment." He scrambled around up inside the armpit of his NERV shirt that he wore all the time because he was a huge Evangelion fan but like he wasn't pretentious or anything, he just really liked it. Luka was growing impatient. He was getting nervous, but he could feel the sharp edges of his limited edition Japanese holographic Charizard that he got off of eBay for $24 USD and pulled it out of his shirt at break neck speed like a lone samurai of great Nippon drawing his katana, splashing Luka in the face with a modest reserve of armpit sweat.

"Is THIS your card!?" The man shouted with authority.

"No, you fucking idiot."

"Oh, I--well most people think that first gen was the bes--"

"Do you have a car, or something? I need to get home."

Hi, how is it going?

Dying, had Spanish and now need to watch ovrr a christmas market stall for 2 hours... kill me...

Ah lazy is nice too ya know

Well if you need help with Spanish tell me, I might be useful there. At least you can be around while you watch over it?

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Where is a picture of Chen, you dumb fuck!

Yeah and thanks for offering help but... my spannish is non existent lol. Even my French is better... and I suck at French.
At least I can do ehatever on mobilr whilst at the market.

my.mixtape.moe/nelkbp.mp3

You all still have garbage taste

And yet you still post meme waifus/husbandos.

>implying

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ofc the staple

Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня

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>tfw no neet gf

No problem, spanish is probably less complex than WT lol

My days great so far. Just chillin around now

Oh boi. Thats hard

Morning CC

Helo

Very cute

Thank you user

Morning zero, how is it going?

cute face

Kek it's too complicated for me ya know.

Nah could be worse, my shift is almost done anyways dear comrade.

Good morning

People come here to talk and relax, right?

Pretty good. Came out of school. Now bumming around. You?

Thanks again user

Thats good then. Hope youre having fun for the rest of your time

Hows your day going so far?

Ehh... being on Sup Forums and talking to you is fairly fun

np

What do you do in these threads?

Thats.. Good I guess. Hope I am / We are enough entertainment to keep your mood up.

Oh its konata helo

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R.A.M. claimed.

>back to lurking

Fine have a free week already.

Similar to french I guess.

no wait. come back

I haven't seen you in a minute

>claimed

Yes? How may I help you?

Hmm. Waifu is a popular word in the catalog today.

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