Okay Sup Forums I need help, I think I fucken up
>be me
>match with an Italian girl on tinder
>Hit it off, keep meeting regularly
>she mentions that she misses Italy
>lightbulb.png
>invite her over for dinner
>remember that you can burn insense to feel more comfortable
>decide to burn spaghetti like insense to make the house smell like Italy
>now my house smells like shit and there's burned pasta everywhere
How do I fix this mess?
stop being retarded perhaps
You need to boil some wine too
gold
i really really really hope this is bait
Don't be a dick
Is it important which kind?
Just tell her babidibubi, that'll work!
Open door + windows or light some matches.
>boil some wine
cab ernay sov ig nion
>decide to burn spaghetti like insense to make the house smell like Italy
what da fuck do you think Italians do anyways ?
if anything you should of made a pizza .-.
Double down. Draw a Mario moutache on. Wear overalls.
make a last minute change of plans to go outside to a restaurant because something in your house needs repair and it'd be too noisy or any other excuse
Burn the milo you have in the background.
As a fellow australian I've done this a fair bit, and it actually works fairly well.
The easiest way to do this is to put a heap of milo into a pan (Add the smallest bit of water or some honey for added affect), and turn that motherfucker up to 11.
Just wait for some kind of reaction to happen, you want to make sure that there's enough steam and smell to actually linger in the place.
Also, you're a dumbass. Pasta? come on dude. You're lucky you have us here to help you out.
Thank you for the only solid advice
Tell her what happened, she'll think it's adorable that you are so thoughtful and throw herself at you.
Is this a good mix?
Where you from, because I see that milo in the pic. Also you’re a dumb cunt, have a good one mate.
Yeah keep mixing in water slowly until it's a nice paste.
just slap her when she walks in
italian bitches love gettin slapped
You want it to be a fine, thick mix. Something that you can stir in a lump, batter kind of thing. This is where the honey comes in handy.
I already texted her and said we need to reschedule because the house smells
How long should i cook it for?
Depends how much you cook it for and what the consistency of it is. Can I see a picture of it right now? Sorry to hear that you had to reschedule.
Tonight, pulling up to Walgreens, I saw a homeless man outside. His eyes, I FELT his energy: pure, honest, whole. I helped him out with some extra cash I had & before I went into the store, he told me he’d be working soon & will use the money for food. His eyes, they lingered in my mind, my memory, something so innocent. I can’t describe in words, only tears. I bought him a warm beanie & boot socks, returned to him, overjoyed he was ... he answered in chatter, multiple thanks while slamming the beanie on his head (tags still on) while telling me he will be working soon (he seemed so happy to share) & it’s his birthday this week. His smile, so genuine, like a child seeing the world for the first time. Compassion. Loneliness, I FELT his, I FELT mine, I FELT ours and even for a moment, loneliness pauses and remembers that even in a world so cold & cruel, we all have purpose. I told him happy birthday, I told him I believe in him & the connection we shared, it was beautiful.
I cried from the depth of my heart while driving home.
>decide to burn spaghetti like insense to make the house smell like Italy
Really? If you're burning spaghetti it's going to smell like spaghetti. You need to burn some Italy.
This
WHAT THE FUCK I TEXTED HER AND SHE HATES ME NOW
Hahaha classic
Kekekekekekek awesome. Saved
Damn dude. How's the milo going?
Tell her you're doing something to fix it! You can still save this!
FUCK THE MILO I CAN'T LOSE MY LOVE
Forget about the milo then! One of us should act as wingman for you or something to get her back
H U M I L I A T I O N
U N D E R - R A T E D
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Where you at by the way?
the old making my house smell like italy trick, genius
fake and gay
clearly trying to get a post for reddit karmafag
What the fuck made you think that was even remotely a good idea
Spaghetti was invented in Iraq sometime around 2000 bc.
This thread and the milo
>include me in the screenshot Bitch
Fucking Sup Forums, man
Ahahaha that is the most autistic thing I've read all week. Just invite her over for dinner then fuck her while watching tv together.
Pls be real
Just go to Italy, fuck her mom, become her dad, fuck her, and give her a sisterdaughter
...
Oh my fucking god
I so want this to be true!!!
rekt
Joke's on you, that actually exist and it's called vin brulè. You can only use red wine, though.
>italian
>racist
Italians are white and not a race
what a stupid cunt
"Vin cuit" nigger
More like caberNAY and sovigNON
non-ausfag here. what is milo?
keks
This Classic cooking mix.
OP was using it as a form of unfucking the smell in his house.
Just tell her what u did
You will make her laugh, and she will think ur kind/cute
>Tank me l8r
read the texts above
this is the fakest thread ever fuck me
take me to dinner first