Is there any reason to live if your dick is below 8 inches?

Is there any reason to live if your dick is below 8 inches?
Girls will laugh at your little wiener. They will tell their alpha boyfriends about your small dick, they will laugh at you too.
It's pretty much pointless.

>Barely okay
Well my dick matches my life

I'm 7.5, I've been laid a shit ton.
Alot of the chicks I've fucked are actually not deep or wide enough to go over 7.5. I've never met a chick that could take a whole 9 inch dick.
One chick actually couldn't take my whole length, I had an inch of dick left and she was pushing me back saying to be gentle.
Any chick with an ideal cock of 9in is kind of whoreish

I know it is bait, but I'm going to post for educational purposes anyway.

Micropenis is an unusually small penis. A common criterion is a dorsal (measured on top) erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size,[1] or smaller than about 7 cm (2 34 in) for an adult when compared with an average erection of 12.5 cm (5 in).[2]

Do they say you're the biggest they had or they give that name to black-chad thundercock

USE THE RIGHT BAIT OP
holy shit you fucking millennials are so retarded.
The feminist hand sign with the admittance it's bait is right on the bottom right.
Black it out in ms paint you filthy casual, holy shit.

>"because fuck men for lying about their dick size"
Land whale detected

There not taking the yaw into account....

fucking shouldn't have, but i lol'd.

note the lack of anything level between "decent" and "perfect."
obvious shit b8 designed to make dumb asses who buy it feel worse about themselves.
trust me, dudes, @ 8 inches, i inflict more pain than pleasure sometimes, it sucks and ruins the momentum. OP is a shitposting faggot.
stop
feeding
the
fucking
trolls

8 inches?
According to my asian friend, you'd need atleast 70 inches to properly penetrate a whale like you.

There should be a Sup Forums penis resizing study because everyone > has above average dicks. wtf, shouldn't you be like the top 2.5% or something

4"s hard, never had a girl laugh, never had a girl that didn't act on sucking or fucking it any chance they got.

5.5" girth, that's what really matters. Pencil dick dudes are who I feel sorry for.

my boyfriend has 7 inches and I can barely take him sometimes. I dunno, maybe I'm just not very deep, but this here is obviously bullshit. 9 inches wouldn't even begin to fit.

@ 8 inches? Prob not even top 10%.
There are dudes with 9 -14 inches out there.
Then again, I guess we can't forget those poor eurocucks who are so small they have to measure it in centimeters to make it sound bigger lol.

Of course it's bullshit, it's jew propaganda. How many coincidences are we gonna allow?

oh look its another disguised cuck thread.
I swear you cuck faggots are this years cancer.
I hope the next cancer isnt as shitty as this one

>mfw 3.5" skinny dick
>mfw black
wtf am I a mutant? have all those years of no exercise and humping the floor affected the size? I don't even factor?!! tf.

t. small dick

I'm the barely okay dude, I am at a stifling 7.5 x 5.5, it isn't fun when I have to fork up for bigger condoms or else it chokes my chicken too much. Skyn Large, babe

Good

Do you really think there are no reasons for men to live beside pleasuring women?

You've been brainwashed by feminists!

who keeps posting these threads?

I have a 17,5cm and 18,3cm in length when i jerk off a lil, 13,5cm in girth, but it looks small when i look on the side and in a mirror.

Bots, idiots who think cultural marxism is actually a thing and they should do their part, trolls trolling trolls, etc.

I'm 6.5" in circumference and even thicker at the base. It's girth that really matters. Magnum XL's are way too tight for me so I have to order mysize 69 wide from the UK because condoms that fit me are illegal in the US.

Mmh, i could only have XL king size or something, i belive that's good.

im 29 years old and mine is 5.5 in. I've had many compliments and have been told it's the perfect size.

natural selection in action in this thread, those retarded enough to believe this shit are being put down and will now never reproduce

>AngryVirginity.exe

Yeah right. Women love getting their cervix bruised to the point it starts leaking blood and don't get me started on the jaw problems after few sessions of bj

>Women love getting their cervix bruised to the point it starts leaking blood
I knew it!