Things Donald Trump says

things Donald Trump says

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"believe me"

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

yuge

They mad cuz Trump getz it so easy and libcucks can't get at all : o

"If I'm president I won't have time to play golf."

Can you try that again but in English this time.

Bing Bang Beam Beam Bong Boom! Ohhh I love you sooo much..."

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Shut up faggot or I'll grab you by the pussy.

" Sorry to keep you waiting"

CHINA

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My penis is shaped like a fork.

Trump doesn't say that, I'm just admitting it about myself.

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What's wrong with being sexy?

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It's my favorite when ppl who hate Trump literally short circuit with a neck breaking twitch, tongue shooting in and out at the speed of light.

Yeah, that and cake farts are my favorite.