What laws would you make if you were king of your own land?

What laws would you make if you were king of your own land?

Any man that wanted to dress like a woman would get their dicks cut off. Anyone caught stealing would have to work for 10 times the amout stolen to repay and have their wage cut anywhere they had a job until after 10 years

That's kind of sexist.

To legalize marijuana. The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long You old fucking shrivs, who blocked its legalization.You're banished from the land!

The problem lies within their head, so I think a bullet through the head will fix the problem.

You must eat meat with every meal. At least once a year, you must provide yourself/family with said meat. Failure to do so will result in your family working wage free in a slaughterhouse for 6 months.

No gravity and also chicks are to be naked

Abolish the age of consent

Get out pedofag

All Jews, mudslimes and SJWs must be exterminated

Seconded.

Execute every user who's ever accessed Sup Forums

get a job stonefag. If you didnt live with your mom you could still smoke

All men shall wear chastity cages.

Sitting is now illegal. Any person found to be sitting, for any reason, will be forced to remain seated for 12 hours, minimum. This includes piloting, operating any machinery, and all forms of previously-seated activities.

Oh shit

Women over 29 are automatically drafted for military service if they have no children. Front line combat 1st in... No matter the odds

what about pretend sitting?

Seconded.

Women with bullrings will all be butchered and ate.
Any man with a daughter is required to have sex with her at least once a week beginning no later than her third birthday.

No laws.

Fuck shit up and figure it out yourselves.

It's probably for the best, really

all boys would be force fed puberty blockers and estrogen. men would be imported fucktoys. any signs of cishet behavior will be punished.

This doesn't work, because as soon as you make it so I'll fuck shit up unless people follow my laws. Now I am king, and you're just the faggot that used to be king before we dragged him into the middle of the world capitol and quartered is faggot ass

Individualism rule. No welfare, no social security, no housing. All males at age 13 receive 1 acre of land that is not sellable and can be inherited only, otherwise it goes back to the pool.. women can NOT own property

Once per day, a woman will be nominated to perform aural sex.

Ouch

basically this, all men should be trap and made to serve the superior women. would add chastity for "men" though

It works when I am king somewhere else and all the faggots who wish to live like mongrals go to my other kingdom where their way of life is better respesented.

Abolish consent


Fixed that for you

I'm going to let people pay me to dump chemical waste on my acre. I'll use the profits to hire goons to curbstomp anyone that complains. Then I'll pay the goons to steal all of the women from the surrounding acres and bring them back. I'll take a few choice girls for myself, and go use monies to live in a wealthy close gate acre some other fag setup.
You fags will starve as the radio active goon squad keeps rolling out to extract taxes and find any women they missed.

I'll vote for ye

>thinking my kingdom won't wage holy war against your faggotry, eating you babies and taking your daughters to serve our nation's legions.

Would a stranger crossing into my property violate the NAP?

Deport any non-whites and certain Asians. Mandatory 2 year military reserve service followed by mandatory 2 years of college/trade school. No bullshit fluff programs like creative writing, everything is job focused. Anyone who drops out gets deported to the middle east. Any woman who gets pregnant before finishing their 4 mandatory years gets deported to the middle east and the man who impregnates them gets executed.

>and certain asians
The absolute state of white genocide

> allow art student's in my kingdom
> create religious and cultural propaganda casting your government as villians
> manipulate media to create division in your population
> take all your money for access to entertainment
> hire away all your focused super-soldiers as they get tired of licking your boots and not having any decent tv
> use them in combination with my own to devise terrible weapons to rain upon your kingdom
> use propaganda artists to make it appears it was your government trying to reign in control of population X on behalf of minority Y.
> your kingdom collapses in riots and social disorder
> I dine on your children

This sounds oddly familiar...

The second decree: No more pollution. No more car exhaust or ocean dumpage. From now on we will travel in tubes. Get the scientists working on the tube technology immediately. Chop, chop, let's go.

Third decree: No more rich people and poor people. From now on we will all be the same. Umm... I don't know I gotta think about that.

Did America just cease to exist?

Abortion is mandatory.

Every man, woman, and child must have on their person a means to defend themselves or overthrow me should I become tyrannical. I want my citizens to do what I would in their situation.

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