Have you ever pooped in the same roam as a gierl?
Have you ever pooped in the same roam as a gierl?
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Seeing as the nearest liquid is my water, I am doing pretty good.
And I have pooped in the same room as a female of the same species.
>halfcup of bongwater
Meh
>And I have pooped in the same room as a female of the same species.
woah
>beer
fuck yeah i'll get drunk off my ass literally this time
>protein shake
My ass is going to look great.
water, not bad
Yep your mom
Like I've just poured about 1/4 of a glass of flat pepsi into my ass.
>Red wine
I feel like that's probably a thing already
>Pizza hut breadstick sauce
on one side: bottle of superglue, and a bottle of highly detergent isopopyl and ammonia compound for leather preparation for dye.
on the other side, a bottle of hide glue, a bottle of methylated spirits, and some cold cast resin.
This really isnt going to go well for me.
(and yes, I have. and she's done the same. Though normally when one or the other's in the shower and there's a curtain pulled over)
Half gallon of rum I'm gonna die.
time for space adventure
Nyquil
fuck
i have a glass of warm apple cider
i don't wanna waste it
Beer it is then. I've been watching, I've been waiting...
Pissbottle
Warm ok but it's cold already
me too user, me too
Kek
about 40 ml of vape juice with nicotine so probably pretty sick I would imagine
thank god there is some juice between me and the bottle of sriracha sauce.
it'll probably not be all too great with juice, but i should be ok, no?
Valentina Salsa Picante, my colon would shrivel up and die
Cherry coke
...
I'm definitely "purged" now!
55 gallon drum of hydraulic oil. I feel dead, also slippery.
>Milk
My ass gonna smell like spoiled milk in a day.
if u aint vaping 24mg of nig u a fuck ing bitch
get back to work slacker
>And I have pooped in the same room as a female of the same species.
>>in the same room as a female of the same species.
>>>as a female of the same species.
>>>>same species.
Well don't sniff your ass then dummy
A couple of cans of race fuel.
Hell I could probably a hell of a 1/4 mile after that.
Run. I didn't type the word run for some reason.
GOTTA GO FAST
>Hand sanitizer
Time to extinguish the life from my ass has come.
Drunk
cup of diarrhea
>here we go again
Yes i have lol at first its strange like. Fuck she's gonna see my poop face!, but after awhile it gets easier n easier
Coffee.
Probably a study somewhere saying it's good for you.
Brita-filtered water. I feel cleansed.
Chocolate milk, yummy
>Douche my ass out every night
>For the purpose of pounding asshole with dildos
>Dildos are absolutely enormous (Diameter 6.75 inches and up)
>Use poppers to relax sphincter
>Also works to increase pleasure and sexual arousal 10x for a short time
>Have very rough hard sex with my massive dildos until my asshole is swollen and incredibly sensitive
>Asshole gets to a point where the pleasure is overwhelming
>Get some sort of internal orgasm like a girl would get
>Convulsions
>Intense as fuck, way more intense than cumming out of your dick
>Relax
>Recover
>Smoke some weed
>Repeat
The bonus is that your ass stay in that swollen poised to cum state for hours after the first time so you can stick your dildo in your ass and rub another one out of your guts whether you want to or not, it's completely mechanical.
It can get so intense that I'd compare it to bombing MDMA. It's made my teeth chatter and eyes roll involuntarily I've been in that much ecstasy
What in the jesus fuck
hand sanitizer
Taking a shower, seems good
Kek
It's gonna be a mess
A bag of battery acid for a sump pump. So I’m going to melt my butthole shut and die, apparently.
that's not...liquid?
>spit bottle for chew
Things are about to get messy my friends B)
Protein shake enema, I'm ok
Pffft i've pooped on a girl
got bottles of wiskey in my closet
time to get smashed
Slivovice. So, very drunk...possibly poisoned.
Of course, it’s called “being married”.
...
Bloody Mary with habanero and extra horseradish. Ouweeatcheeeeee...
>0.1M hydrochloric acid
This gun hurt