T-time for Therapy Tea w-with Sakuya 3D!

T-time for Therapy Tea w-with Sakuya 3D!

Come in, s-stay a while. If you n-need a kind word, a lovely hug, or s-some neuropsychopharmacology help, I'm h-here!

Don't s-suffer in s-silence, Anonymous.

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*farts*

trap ?

this is a foul note

"I hope you die of aids monkey." - literally Alice

Hey, Alice. I love you.

S-sorry, I'm a biological female

si

Love the pants

CC reporting in and sending hugs

It is possible to see some proofs of your femaleness?
Other than the voice

non

T-thank you! L-let's select a tea together, s-shall we?

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I was born to be a bitter cynical neet
we can't all be lovers

S-sure, all you have t-to do is look at my pictures and l-lurk a bit more

Naw~ You h-have a real flesh and blood heart in t-there~

Why do you do this? Boredom? Lonely? Feel the need to help people who seemingly get no help at all? Alice you have thoughts and feelings too

>Tea w-with Sakuya
>Sakuya
Make up your mind. Are you alice or sakuyu.

>neuropsychopharmacoLOGy

Why are you wearing the same clothes as last night? Filthy thot.

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I feel weirded out yet oddly comfy

I feel like I should get more stoned

Touhou, like color, is on a spectrum

I d-do it for the good of Sup Forums

>*blinks* I'm n-not. I wasn't h-here last night
Lying cunt.

I'll join you, if you l-like

it might be flesh and blood but it's cold as ice and hard as steel

>I'm capable of being about 16 people
Then why haven't you been best girl.
You go back to the corner.

You really need to NOT do that.

oh fuck off already you tremendous faggot

A lot of reasons.

W-what?

Oh p-please, it's not MY heart

Stimky cabbages :^)

>momiji
>best girl

This one is on more than one spectrum, I think

>Darling, I w-was built to love~
>And so were you

yes. confirmed many times over.

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I was in your threads last night, fuck off with your retarded bullshit.

that's not her
also post the original

Reminder that logposter is a 40+ year old fatass virgin with terrible photoshop skills and zero friends. He smells like piss and crippling loneliness; a truly pathetic individual who derives pleasure from rustling the Jimmies of easily-baited newfags. He will die alone in a pile of jizz-rags and empty pizza boxes. Nobody will miss him except for his dog, who only likes him because he gets to lick peanut butter off his balls. Sage grows in all fields.

Being 16 people. Don't do that. Don't even be more than like 3. Even a puppeteer needs to prioritize the star of a puppet show.

I don't know what you were doing last night but Alice wasn't here.

you're damn right it's not
it doesn't belong to anyone

N-no thank you

>A lot of reasons
Shame just a shame.
I'll open a can of spectrum in your booty if you keep flirting with me.

How little attention do you get in real life to be doing this on here? Show your face Jesus fuck

W-why do you think I don't d-do it on the regular?

You c-can have mine then~

*shrugs* S-sorry to disappoint

Why won't you talk about all the times your Father has touched you inappropriately?

lol
>pic related

Is Captain Cripplelegs doing ok? I liked that guy.

Post bobs and vagene

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this. bump for answers.

It was her mother who stabbed her in the cunt, get it right at least.

Can you kill me please?

I d-don't do this for attention, s-sorry

No thanks!

I do and that's the PROBLEM GRRRRRRRRRRRR

THE VAPE QUEEN ARRIVES

That's right put that whore in her
place

The only way we can know for sure is if you send us nudes.

nO!!!!1!!1!1!!

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Jesus Christ! I just refreshed the catalog after 10 minutes- This thread not only appeared out of nowhere, it's already half over. How do threads fill up this fast?

W-why in the world would you want m-me to do that, Anonymous?

Except I w-wasn't here before, silly.

P-pretty sure I've already p-proven it dear.

T-this thread is very slow dear.

FUCKIN VAGUE MOON RABBIT NOISES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just keep up with where the thread is going and you'll be helping me just fine.

Maybe its not always about meal time or tea time. Maybe we want to talk about you

Rory

Where hamburger

illuminati

thanks louise

>W-why in the world would you want m-me to do that, Anonymous?

Not that guy but I think it would be fun to be the blood on your hands.

>Except I w-wasn't here before, silly.
Must have been Jan pretending to be you again then I guess.

why hasn't she shown us her tits? I dont understand these threads

G-good noises.

I'm h-here for whatever anyone w-wants

Just about anything.

Youre not perfect.

Because for 1 I hate my fucking life and am too much of a pussy to kill myself and 2 I keep having violent thoughts and I keep wanting to kill and dismember everything and everyone around me and I would be better off dead

>B-because she d-dosn't love anonymous that much

Silly rabbit.

I'm a trap though.
>young woman found dead in Publix freezer clutching tobacco vaporizing device

You can help as all by a face/tits photo

Do you know what cures a bad headache and leaves you feeling great afterward? Really good sex. You should try it.

>I dont understand these threads

Are you lonely or depressed? If so, then Alice will talk to you for a bit and offer you some help.

Nicotine* I mean
It is bourbon tobacco flavor though

Dude where do you live? We should hang out

It would help me if i got prescribed some alice tit pics.

I've n-never claimed to be so.

L-let's explore that more.

1. What do you hate about your life?
2. What sort of violent thoughts?
3. Have you sought treatment for this?

Tea sucks

>Jan h-hasn't done that since 2011.
How would you know? And someone fucking was yesterday, I wasn't that drunk.

Indiana.

God dammit I want to know who the fuck you are

if a moon bunny moves to the earth is it just a normal bunny? #deep #vine

I d-doubt that'd help anyone.

Caffeine is f-far more effective.
And for your plan to work, I'd need to orgasm.

S-sorry, can't do that~

Because I fucking talk to him all the time dude. He's in my chat, we text, we're good friends.

T-TAKE IT BACK

POO IN THE LOO

Hi Alice! Is the url the same for the stream after that migration thing you were talking about? I'm not up on how things like that work.

Reveal yourself you quads demon woman!

HOW CAN YOU be found dead sorry caps

how can you be found dead if you're constantly helping customers lmfao

that sounds like it would taste good tho

bruh

no they become an emissary and gossip like a motherfucker

Nice quads
That'd help me to be more friendly with you, and happier too

H-here, this should help

Im in San francisco

What the fuck do you do all day?

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>can't do that
Well i had to try.
Checked.

how high can a moon bunny get if its already on the moon. isnt that like, the highest?

Y-yes. It s-should be the same ol' CeltyPlays on Twitch.

I'll be playing mini golf tonight, as I'm still under the weather.

I've already d-done so. Lurk moar

1. That I'm nothing more than a disappointment to everyone 2. Cutting peoples limbs off and watching them slowly try to crawl away. cutting someone's throat and watching them choke to death on their own blood. mutilating an animal for fun. 3. Yes. they figured I was fine and simply try to look at the happier side of life.

T-thank you!

*shrugs* I d-don't blame you.

FUCK

this is a good image, thnak you again as always

I rewatched gate with my exgf these past few weekends and now I'jm gonna finish catching up on the manga

The whitest Japanese girl you will ever meet. Also a burn victim (though no trace of burn scars), Olympic level swimmer, saved a bunch of kids/old people from a burning building once, saved a guy from jumping off a bridge, got trolled by a pipe smoking girl with one leg and pretty much a retarded twat. Anything else?