Who does Sup Forums like more?

Who does Sup Forums like more?

Germany or the netherlands?

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Netherlands

nederfagland

Netherlands

NL at least a hundredfold.
Sorry.

Luxembourg

Weedland. Germany is disgusting "country"

Netherlands

I like germany

Netherlands

Netherlands

Nederlands

my tier list of the germanic countries
>Luxembourg
>liechtenstein
>switzerland
>netherland
>flanders
>germany
>austria

Holland

Kleve has cute qt's

Germany

Honestly, tiny countries should only be high on your list when there isn't a war going on. The moment war breaks out, irrelevant tiny tax havens will get Schlieffen Planned to death and bullied by their much larger neighbors.

I would personally place larger/more populated Germanic countries higher in the list simply due to the fact that they're more stable, whether at peace or war.

The one that didn't send Europe up in flames TWICE.

thrice

>Ignoring Slovenia

aren't the Netherlands just Germans in denial/crypto-germans, like Austria

Netherlands

You're autistic. How does their stability have anything to do with how you personally like them?

germany. nuke the netherlands.

Yeah

the Dutch are mysterious Swamp Jew Anglo crypto-German hybrids

small countries are really prosperous, you cant deny that. and luxembourg even has its own language, and im a language nerd so thats a big bonus for me
BILI

No, we're sea-germans

No, we're not like Canadians who want to be Americans so much that they all try live within 2 miles from the American border.

>like them
>tiers
Pick one

>and im a language nerd so thats a big bonus for me

I bet you get a lot of ladies with your cunning linguistics, Mr. Philology

Poland

it's illegal to burn leaves without a permit when it's not October

Germany ofc, the Dutch are rude bastards who live in shitty swamps

But I don't live anywhere near the border, try living where I am and you'll see why a lot of them live near the border.

I will say the Netherlands until Bavaria legalizes weed

Oh, I live 5 meters below sea level.

>Who does Sup Forums like more?
>Turkey or Morocco?

That's like asking us to choose whether we'd rather eat type 6 or 7 shit. In the end they are still both shit

Everyone who says Germany just wants to be edgy.

Netherlands Hands down...funny, smart, interesting

none

Germany ofc

Germany desu

Is Germany destined to ruin Europe over and over again like some sort of cycle closer?

I like the Flemish more

stfu kraut

germany >>>>> netherland
pic related are dutch immigrants polluting our nice country

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I'd fuck both of the brothers at the same time

surnames:smits,brammen,apelt,lenzen, stachelhaus
3/5 dutch names
checkmate

I never heard of any of those names desu.

they are rhineland germans witch dutch ancestry.
i consider them as toothpaste

Well, they unironically don't look Dutch to me. Nor do I consider their last names Dutch.

But I'll believe you on your blue eyes.

>But I'll believe you on your blue eyes.
what

>he doesn't have blue eyes
Sigh, Germans.

These are the tribes near the German border.

youtube.com/watch?v=eg8YHJmmLfc

nice meme
but bue eyes dont immediatelly make you german

Its a normal Dutch expression. I trust you on your blue eyes. It means Ill take your word for it.

ok i understand

>non aryans cannot be trusted

wtf netherlands?!

Germans are better looking and shorter so i like them more as i feel perplexed by the 6"5 pudgy childlike dutch

so its like schwarze-peter, you just dont give a shit about its racist connotations?

>tfw we have a phrase "living like a white man". It means live in good conditions

I never heard anyone make a fuss about it.

We say: "Living like a God in Paris."

sounds very cool 2bh

Sometimes it's living like a God in France.

During the French revolution the age of reason started in France. So if you were a God you'd have nothing to concern yourself with anymore. And you were free of your divine obligations. So God would be free to do whatever he wants.

And being God with nothing to do would be the ultimate high life.

Holland

>that saying
kek

Speaking as a brown-eyed brown-haired bastard, blue and grey eyes are fairly aesthetic, but they usually come on blonde people who have no visible eyebrows. I don't trust people with no eyebrows because it's very difficult to parse their facial expressions beyond mouth movement.

The eyebrow is an essential part of human body language and blonde-eyebrow subhumans should be hanged for their inscrutable and perfidious ways.

As such pic related is close to perfection. If only she weren't a shit actress.

Quite interesting 2bh. Unfortunately there is a few version of the origin of our version but all them are quite dull. It's either rumors about african life or desire of russian colonisers to live like they used to

t. MUH GERMAN HERITAGE

Dutch is a silly language.
P good trade empire though.

>norse vikings raided flat Irish and British asses and paltry monastery gold
>brought it back to denmark and norway
>life was so shitty they conquered northern france just to live in it
>sailed all the way into the mediterranean to conquer sicily from a bunch of incompetent muslims, used it as a crusader resupply port, crusades failed anyway

you guys had so much going on, you could have been the first Dutch