>be me
>recently got married to a solid 7/10
>she wants kids right away
>gets her wish
>fast forward 9 months
>baby is on the way
>in the waiting room because i couldn’t handle it
>wife has baby
>mfw i see my child for the first time
>told her she could name the baby anything she wanted
>she tells the doctor that her name is Love
>wife isn’t a hippy or anything
>I’m not huge fan, but fuck it, i promised her
>fast forward 10 years
>baby is growing up
>Love comes back from school crying
>ask what’s wrong
>says she is being bullied because of her name
>she dresses normal
>always wears red nail polish
>but she is shy
>very shy
>she is still mocked constantly because of her not so ordinary name
>she comes home from school
>obviously disturbed
>ask her if its about her name
>she says nothing
>just kisses me on the cheek and leaves
>first time she has kissed me since she was baby
>just wasn’t her thing
>can hear wife pulling in
>she is home early from work
>hear door open from daughters room
>door then opens from garage
>loud blast goes off directly behind me
>I fall to the ground
>wife looks at me and screams
>I look down and see bullet through me chest
>Love says something about her name
>I look up at my still beautiful wife
>I say
>shot through the heart
>and you’re to blame
>you give Love
>a bad name
Be me
Oh come on man
wtf
yeah thats why u need health insurance and counseling next time
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Fuckin got me.
fuck off
PUT ME IN SCREENCAP
Kek
This one is new to me, nicely done
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I love this one. Thanks for reposting OP.
keked
Nicely done OP
That's a good one, thanks for sharing/writing it.
Fucking Jon Bovi
Noiceee
kek
Good one but one mistake
>recently got married
>fast forward 10 years
Doesn't work
your the type of guy to decline sex from a model because she has a mole on her tit or something, aren't yah?
8/10 Obvious joke but good punchline
Finally some shit worth reading, good job OP.
almost got me
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Nice. Saw it coming though...
For your efforts OP, well done.
Got me good. I aint even mad.
nice repost you unoriginal faggot
nice
Damnit OP
I'm gonna see this on r/greentext aren't I.
Knew from the moment I saw her name was love it was gonna be one of these shits.
how good
Just one thing doesnt match the story
> recently got married
and now you have a child
That marriaged must feel short :D
I know its a joke fags.
But you could improve the story be changing it
yes
Do one for Hungry Like the Wolf
Yeah and?
Son of you wrote this that was good. If not whoever did great job. Two thumbs up.
my kek was mighty
meh
Fucking newfags
Old pasta
Fucking hell, you got me. gg
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