Planning to "adjust" the family Christmas crackers

Planning to "adjust" the family Christmas crackers

What would be the weirdest / creepiest shit I can put in there to scare or freak people out?

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Live cockroaches

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Spideroos

confetti poppers. Tie the strong to a branch and hide it, then when someone decides to pull the branch it goes off

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Perfection.

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An osrs party hat

Sars

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Polaroids of them while they're sleeping.

Fingers. Get them from a graveyard or craigslist.

i was actually thinking of fingers

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Christmas crackers? dose the crackers with some LSD and hilarity will ensue

You could put little bags with flour or powdered sugar and act like they are from a smuggling mixup or idk.

Go to a graveyard at night search for some fresh graves and get them fingers. Also document and post it.