This used to be a part of a NSA listening post, but the agency decided to trim off some fat last year, which brings us to this auction. Obviously not the place for you if you're extremely paranoid about that stuff.
It's also in an area where radio signals are strictly regulated in order to minimize interference to the aforementioned facility, as well as a nearby radio telescope. That means no mobile phones, wi-fi, transmitters, you get the idea.
>80 single-family homes >3-story building with 53 suites >its own fire station >fully gated community >starting bid one million dollars >zero bidders so far
This could really become a Sup Forums paradse if people pooled their money and resources.
Brody Ross
> That means no mobile phones, wi-fi, transmitters, you get the idea. >part of a NSA listening post
no
Benjamin Gomez
Yes, yes, alt-right basement dwellers: concentrate in one spot. We'll pay for your gas and ensure you get time off work. Please make the Bureau's job easier.
Brandon Rivera
>what are landlines >what are cable modems
Come on, man. 80 houses for a million bucks? That's a steal. If I was some wealthy trust-fund baby I would consider buying it.
William Parker
Pic related would be the results of a Sup Forumstown.
James Barnes
Where is the stuff about NSA and no WiFi?
Levi White
Only if Trump loses.
Mason Myers
A Sup Forums settlement could be neat if the proposed places weren't always retarded shit like a nigger-infested desert or an NSA observation post
Blake Kelly
the kikes would poison the well
Ayden Foster
>Implying there won't be official taste testers Come on we're not stupid.
John Perry
>80 houses That would mean 80 individuals would have to come up with the money. Each person would have to fork over $125,000.
Thats if no one else bids.
Blake Stewart
The facility, estimated to have a value upward of $200 million, had previously been offered to the West Virginia Department of Corrections for conversion into a women's prison, but Gov. Earl Ray Tomblin rejected it, citing the cost.
Isaiah Howard
I am. Looks cool but I wouldn't want to worry about having to start a town and be the sole landowner and have the politics get away from me.
Daniel Robinson
Well two people per house means $62,500 each.
Eli Cruz
>80 x 125,000 = one million
Try again, friend. It would only be $12,500 per house, which is cheaper than most cars.
Justin Sanchez
It would be an autism singularity.
Jaxon Gonzalez
China will end up buying it.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
>no cell phones or wifi >no easy, instant access to trump memes Nope.
Jonathan Perry
Don't worry, I'll be your minister of propaganda. We will shape paradise in our image.
Elijah Lopez
Richfag here is the starting bid really only a million? i might have to get in on this
Juan Bell
Calculated wrong. This is doable.
Jacob Mitchell
cue threads about this shitty town for the next 2 months with nothing but idea guys until it eventually stops being talked about with nothing being done. Just like the last Sup Forums Island, village, colony, etc. that pops up every few months
Aiden Cox
This reminds me of some fuckin creepy ass shit like harmony lane from fallout 3 or something..
Luke Baker
>Buy town >Rent to only Ackbars >Create my own religion and convince them to follow me >Profit?
Nolan Harris
I've been up to the radio observatory there before. It's a fairly nice place. Also, who else here /WV/?
Noah Perry
Do we have people wanting to start businesses in (red)pillburg? what the fuck are you going to do for jobs?
Like someone else mentioned, landlines and cable wouldn't be a problem. Nor would passive antennas or satellite dishes if you wanted non-cable TV service.
Nathan Morgan
Okay guys what about women?
Adam Green
Is that sold by the pound or gallon?
Jackson Wilson
Jim Jones was a Communist.
>Yet the Jonestown massacre itself is only dimly known to contemporary Americans, and the details of the event are often ignored by news and academia. It is, after all, an inconvenient story, in which a Communist community, led by a committed Marxist and ’60s Bay Area radical, came to a horrifying end. Following the mass suicide, the mainstream media spun the story into one of religious fanaticism rather than leftist fanaticism. Had a right-winger persuaded followers to join him in retreating from society and building their own enclave, then held them prisoner and ultimately persuaded or forced them to take their own lives in some sort of revolutionary act, Jonestown would be taught more widely in schools than Abe Lincoln. Instead, when Jonestown is addressed, the Marxism of the People’s Temple is whitewashed and the story is packaged as one of a religious cult gone awry, or as a warning against the perils of organized religion. This deliberate obfuscation happened immediately. As a contemporaneous (1978) Accuracy in Media report made clear, “The ideology of Jonestown was communism, not Christianity, but the media have obscured rather than explained that fact.” AIM explained, “Our media have concealed, misrepresented, or downplayed the key element in the philosophy of Jim Jones,” rightly noting that Jones was, contrary to the misleading media reports, “a long-time dedicated Marxist communist who admired totalitarian communist dictatorships such as the Soviet Union and Cuba so much that he built one of his own in Guyana.” Even weeks after the event, AIM found there was not a single article in the mainstream press that delved into Jones’s Marxist beliefs and connections. Instead, despite his views and his well-known admiration for Castro’s Cuba and the Soviet Union, reporters went out of their way to avoid labeling Jones a Communist.
Supposedly the Namibia thing got some large donors. That said, most of these threads are just wishful thinking and daydreaming.
Brayden Edwards
We could just sit around and talk to each other for fun :)
Jace Myers
Thats what /lgb/ has been training their whole lives for
Cooper Bennett
The Namibia thing came out of nowhere and claimed to have large donors since the first thread. He was just fishing for Sup Forums donations by making them think it was going to happen
Carson Moore
It runs through a system of pipes like water.
Robert Myers
We sell dank memes. We sell rare pepes to the nearby NSA base.
Gavin Martinez
Im wondering if we would make a monopoly utility.
Austin Collins
Supposedly there was stuff on Cripchan but I agree that he was probably trying to steal money from autistic polacks wanting to cosplay as Apartheid Boers.
Aiden Moore
How old are the structures?
I want to do 50's stuff.
Kayden Foster
>It's a U.S. government sells an innocuous town to Americans to secretly use them as guinea pigs for biological/bacterial delivery systems episode
Dominic Wood
Set aside some of the houses for tourists. Promote the place as an easy way to escape the pressures of the modern world and just relax.
Hudson Harris
Some richy should try to buy the land and if we can't turn it into Sup Forumsand, sell it for a profit. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
Hudson Smith
This. Literally just a honeypot.
Brandon Evans
Hey I heard that they moved the chats to a private server, I have been looking for information ALL day. Don't be so quick to dismiss, does anyone have information?
I'd bid right now, but I don't want $100,000 to be stuck in limbo where they ultimately reject it since $1 million is a steal for a navy base.
Leo Murphy
nigga you dont have $1 million, and even if you did, how the fuck are you going to find anyone to buy it off you?
David Scott
Populate the town with fuccbois
Christopher Wood
Wouldn't sell it. I have family abroad who would want to live there.
Charles Reyes
>Prophet*
James Green
From the pictures, it looks like all electrical & communications wiring is underground, no worries about a storm knocking out a telephone pole.
Also looks like they would allow CB radio in the area to some extent, so the town wouldn't be completely isolated if things were cut off.
Cooper Ortiz
Prophet* I got you senpai.
Jace Morgan
You can buy houses in Detroit for $1000. How is this a good deal again?
Benjamin Mitchell
>"$1000" But it's in niggertroit and connected to tens of thousands in back taxes.
Nathaniel Phillips
whooooaaaaHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
Aaron Lee
It's been taken care of up until the past couple of years, and comes with a good amount of fairly new non-residential buildings that would make for good business & municipal locations.
John Nelson
Speaking of utopias; what happened to that craze billionaire that said he was going to build a large utopia city in the middle of the ocean? I think it was supposed to be something like MGS5's base.
Mason Roberts
Detroit is only a good deal if you buy out the neighborhood and set up a gated community, otherwise it's a war zone.
Oliver Stewart
Is it this?
Andrew Bennett
You can literally buy houses there for $1 but it is still Detroit.
Jayden Fisher
It really makes you think...
Carson Stewart
Nah, he was going to build something like pic but much bigger.
Luis Nelson
So.....if I buy this it's a privately owned entity right? I can institute a no nigger/jew policy?
Luke Nguyen
Someone needs to open a paypal, and get anons to pay and donate for Sup Forumsand.
Connor Parker
This is my question. Can the FHA / HUD, force muh diversity in 10 years or whatever?
Joshua Long
It would still be under US law, so I don't know. But racism isn't illegal, and niggers can be scared easily.
Landon Morales
Can you even buy "land" in international waters? Sounds like a pipe dream.
Mason Long
Still subject to US law, so that means anti-discrimination laws are in effect.
Dylan Cox
wowee
Jacob Turner
Pretty sure that if I was the Head of Housing and Development, that I'd just accept European whites and reject niggers and Jews. I'd institute a credit rating minimum of 700. Virtually zero niggers would qualify, and I'd force all buyers to finance their houses at 5.5% interest, so no jJews would even apply.
