New celeb thread

new celeb thread

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Oh wait it's a herman thread...

The main Herman of the celeb thread is a samefagging autistic pedophile NEET beware of his posts, he likes Disney stars (especially underage girls) his posts:
>Francesca Capaldie (ginger girl) 13 years old - 2017
>Millie Bobby Brown 13 years old - 2017
>Rowan Blanchard 16 yo - 2017
>Mackenzie Foy 17 yo - 2017 (mostly)
>G Hannelius 18 yo - 2017
>Peyton List 19 yo - 2017
>Dove Cameron 21 yo - 2017
>Victoria Justice a.k.a stutterfag spam
>Taylor Swift (one of them) example, using a celeb as a guise for a gay circle jerk fest
These actresses' ages were all listed conveniently on a simple disney star Google search under "people who like this also search for.."
Ignore his pedo-lewding samefagging it happens a lot.
Please report any rule violations for underage girls and make celeb threads a better place for everyone

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Oh wait it's a herman thread...

he lives on Sup Forums in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....

>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy

(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices

he is also a regular poster on Sup Forums and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads

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Thicc Tay

G is 19 in a few weeks and her panties are on sale.

The main Herman of the celeb thread is an autistic NEET shut-in:

His posts =
>stutterfag spammer/VicJustice >Mackenzie Foy 17 years old - 2017
>Francesca Capaldie 13 years old - 2017
>Tayanon (one of them) as a homosexual circlejerk under the guise of a female celebrity
>Millie Bobby Brown 13 years old - 2017
>G Hannelius
>JJ
>impersonates Robertsfag by spamming spiderman, while requesting Emma R to be posted, fooling anons into believing it's actually Robertsfag
>does double bluff troll spamming horses when Robertsfag posts Emma R to trigger him, perpetuating a spam cycle

Typically, the NEET Herman's autism is triggered when other anons ignore him and he begins his troll posts/spam
Any questions?

oh yes nigga

should we chip in and buy them?

Where?

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He posts the TMP-file pills photo impersonating Robertsfag, saying "Jewess Queen help me with this addiction" to annoy him
He spams spiderman
He posts the herman pasta
He's an attention craving autistic fuck
He must stop requesting Emma while posting spiderman it makes me look worse than I actually am and consequentially I get blamed and it fuels the hatred and flack I take at the end of the day.
All the while Herman sits pretty posting Mackenzie Foy bouncing on a trampoline with a dog over and over chuckling autistically to himself.
He impersonates other anons by the way
It's a bit too intricate to get into at the moment.

They've probably been machine washed several times. :(

I don't care if you delete your own thread again Herman I can repost my analysis of you over and over again.
I can make more if need be to prove what a sad bastard you really are.
Carry on samefagging in your own thread. You make the Andy Sixx logposter look sane compared to you.

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emma is a weird one. shes really into herself and doesnt like relationships. she is also incredibly hard to work with. She was on a production i worked on and the producers and director NEVER want to work with her again because of how much of a cunt she was. most studios dont want her and shes hard pressed to get booked on anything big these days. She is essentially just a yacht girl now, passing herself around very wealthy individuals in europe. From what brian told me, you can sleep with her for about 50k. 100 for her to spend the weekend with you.

amazing

Herman please stop posting the pills photo!!!
Herman please stop posting the pills photo!
Herman please stop posting the pills photo!!
Herman please stop posting the pills photo!!!
Herman is posting the pills photo!!!
Herman is posting the pills photo!!
Herman is posting the pills photo!
Herman stop posting the pills photo!!
Herman please stop posting the pills photo!

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Emma crapson
>she has a cringy smile, hideous and in fact .has the body of a 12 year old boy
>nose that looks like it's created by a shitty sculptur
>tiny lips
>ugly eyes
>ugly hair
>uneven skin color
>second chin
>uneven eyebrows
>no ass

Moar

Jlaw is the only chick in this thread able to turn me on

Herman is some autistic deviant who was spending every waking hour on here shitting the place up. He would start most of the celeb threads for the express purpose of trying to create a circle jerk because he is a huge faggot that is only interested in user's dicks and not the girls in the pics he is posting.

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Makes me want to wife her and have her cook me dinner

And then fuck on the dinner table

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WEW!

I see in every celeb thread, anons keep using the word "Herman".Now, if you're new to this cancer community (celeb threads that is), you might be wondering, what is, or who is, this Herman??Is he a human?Is it an alien?A robot?Or something entirely different to what we've seen or even heard?Many have tried to trace the origin of Herman.Sadly, they all failed.Some would disagree with me on this, and will try to convince you to believe that Herman is what/someone they say it/he is.But, chances are, it's herman.Who's herman again, you might be wondering?Legend has it that he is a pedo from germany..Well, the truth is, he's not..Herman is not an individual.Herman is not some kind of legion or cult either.It's an idea...An idea that strives in cluelessness..Confused?.Let's take an example.Anons just blatantly joins someone who makes fun of herman, or when someone bullies herman..See, that right there is what herman aims for.You don't know if it's really herman whom you're bullying.Or if it's the herman that's bullying anons claiming they're herman and you're just tagging along herman(See how you've shaked hands with the enemy?)..Or worse yet, you don't even know if YOU ARE HERMAN..First you get intrigued by herman, next thing you know is that you're falling down an endless hole of questions that doesn't make sense.Finally you will find the answer, actually the answer will find you.what is herman?What.Is.Herman?YOU ARE THE HERMAN!!What does it do?YOU ARE THE HERMAN!!How can I find it?YOU ARE THE HERMAN!!YES THAT"S RIGHT!THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT!YOU.ARE.HERMAN.Or, wait, may be I am herman!?!?What?!All this time was I looking for something that is right in me?Am I the demon that's destroying me?This can't be true!?!?Wait, fuck, fuck!!FUCK!!!Wait a minute, w-what if t-the real h-herman is...WH-AT T-THE F-F-F-FUCK!!!?AM I ST-STUTTERING NOW!???noooooooooooooooooo!!!N-NOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo........!!!!

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She looked great with shorter hair

true story incoming
>used to work as a host in a famous NYC restaurant/dessert shop
>always a wait, would make hundreds of dollars in tips on a busy day dealing with celebrities/regular people handshaking me $100 dollar bills to cut the line (no reservations)
>late one weeknight maybe around 9 or 10, restaurant is full but only 1 or 2 people waiting
>couple comes in with a young, pretty attractive girl. parents look wealthy so i stiffen up hoping they'll tip me for a table
>start talking to them, tell them its a 45 minute wait but "ill see what i can do"
>"oh that would be great, we just got here from LA and are starving!"
>ask them if its their first time at our restaurant, first time in NYC?
>no, she's an actress - we're in NY often
>girl is shy and looks down at her feet blushing
>i say oh cool, what do you do?
>the parents incredulously say "shes on the disney channel, this is victoria justice"
>idk who the fuck that is, but cool - welcome
>get them a table upstairs where we usually put celebrities
>while shes up there some little kids on the main floor are freaking out "omg omg omg was that victoria justice??"
>i google her, oh shit shes a disney star, millions of followers etc etc
>remember her blushing, check her age - shes 20 at the time (roughly my age)
>start talking to coworkers, im the only one whos single/not gay, gotta make a move
>write my name and number on a slip of receipt paper
>she comes downstairs to use the bathroom, we make eye contact and she smiles before looking down again
>after the bathroom she comes out and takes some pictures with the kids, her parents come downstairs and are smiling
>"thank you so much! victoria loved it, you were very nice"
>victoria says "thank you!" and opens her arms to hug me
>we hug, it's alright
>"thanks for coming! here's my number if you want to stop in again or have a host to show you around NY"
>she blushes and smiles, parents smile, they leave
parents didn't tip me, she never called. fuck your mistress.

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Yo, Herman, where you at?

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Keep going, she's fine as fuck

Make that two women i guess, because for some reason i really have the urge the dragon woman..never really cared about her before, but shes cute here

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I would like to know too.

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What is this, like the tenth faggot thread this hour alone? What the fuck is going on?
Fuck off with the faggot spam already. Trap threads, dick threads -- what the fuck? Who is posting the faggot threads?
Why not move them to a faggot spam containment board?

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I used to actually enjoy coming to these threads. It was kind of fun to post new pics of celebs I lusted after and see if anybody had any new ones I hadn't seen before. Maybe even catch a nude leak in progress. But the content has been increasingly vile with each passing day. Closeted homos using celebs as an excuse to draw other dudes into discussing how they'd suck each other off while looking at the pics - news glad faggots: the celebs have nothing to do with it. YOU ARE GAY. And no amount of mooning over the same 10 pictures of flat-assed Taylor Swift and other barely passable traps is going to change that fact. Herman has taken over these threads, and by participating in them, yoi are just encouraging his behavior and others like him and quickly bringing about the complete ruination of this website. Until we all just say enough is enough and boycott/sage these cesspools of rampant faggotry, we will never be anything but the sperm-slickened anus of the internet.
Herman, if you won't kill yourself, have someone else do it. OD, autoerotic asphyxiation, 12 gauge - it doesn't matter. Hell, just drop dead of natural causes, your butter bloated arteries bursting with the effort of standing up to yell at your mother for more fruit juice. Until you die, Sup Forums is doomed to never rise above the frothy surface of the diarrhea filled toilet bowl that it has become.

#IamHerman

trips of 3 deserves the best..

But user..Sup Forums IS the containment board!

Truth

my god, what a cutie!

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She's got me throbbing bad. I want to bite her tit freckles

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What is it about boomerang loops that makes girls look super cute?

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Talk about fucking up a perfect face. Such a shame.

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That is fucking HIGH quality sideboob

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I want to massage Kenzie's feet until she falls asleep

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I am dreaming of my Jewess Queen!
I hope Herman and watsoncuck both have horrible nightmares when ever it is they are going to snooze! Grrrrrr!

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Herman has arrived

Nice

Their projection of love is continuous?

I swear that Peyton and Dove are in every thread now. Seriously, fuck off.

Fuck off, Herman

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Who

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You're not the only one who noticed those two always in the same thread

I almost came to this. Kik with me? Jham102810

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The comfiest feeling is when you actually get pushed to fapping for a celeb and you just close all the other pictures except for who you're fapping to because you know they couldnt possibly steal your attention away

Pic has me stroking

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Her lol

Fuck off, Herman

Dove is a cutie

The sad thing is that is actually right.

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where is VJ?

Fuck off, Herman

surprise, ari is a blond pontoon,
waving through the water to
pick up her fancies, anything
that might pickle her tastes,
bring her brow up with a zestful
glow and make her laugh, snicker,
snugger loudly, bring her amusements
to bare from a ordinary day's plain act!

I can barely tell from the face, is that shakira?

>Dove is a cutie
No. You probably think the same about Peyton. Go away

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