You have 5 seconds to explain why you aren't locked up

you have 5 seconds to explain why you aren't locked up

I'm a grown ass man that's why

I didn't murder you yet.

because I'm not a faggot.

I'm not a fucking pussy.

what's that cage called?

i think anyone with a penis smaller than 5" should be in a cage

Cuas I ain't a bitch boy like you

Probably. If dubs, petition trump and state reps

My huge cock wouldnt fit in one of those

what's the purpose of this shit srly

i'm not a fucking faggot and i have self-respect. I enjoy a mutually beneficial relationship with my significant other. We make each other happy without the need of psychotic fantasies.

i'm not some deranged lunatic that likes to see the "woman" i "love" get defiled by some other male.

seriously. all cucks are fucking cancer. i like masturbating to cuck porn tho

Under 5" here, can confirm true.

I´m single.

keeps you constantly horny

Because my gf doesn't need that to have control on my masturbations.

Why? Being constantly horny is a huge distraction to self improvement.

...

because it feels good

rolling for this

or how bout instead of cuck shit, how about you're bi and enjoy recieving sometimes too so your gf pulls role reversal on you, locks your cock and fucks your ass w a strap on. the kinky and taboo nature of it is deeply pleasurable to both parties. but i can see why chad mcstraightdick might not find it enjoyable.

>i like masturbating to cuck porn tho
lost

Is that flaccid or erect?

Plain and simple it's not enjoyable that was his point.

Does anybody else stuff their cock in a bottle to jerkoff??

erect

Because i'm too small for a cage, too fat for a belt, and HRT has done a good enough job destroying that fucntionallity anyway

Not a cuck and over 7"

and you know psychotic fantasies are not pleasurable first hand.

Wtf

ZOG general?

hey fellow redditors, have u guys finally convinced your wives to get pregnant with a black man's child?

there's no such thing as too small for a cage. you can get a cage that's as small as 3cm by length.

they actually look way cuter when your dicklet is that tiny

I agree with user.

waiting for new jewelry for my prince albert then i will lock up and maybe buy a fucking machine.

the sucking feeling is awesome. Squeeze air out, insert cock and bend it back into shape... sucks your cock thru

Because I'm sick and decided to take care of that first.
I'm also afraid that it's going to hurt my fertility. Because, if you start to get an erection in a cage, it will stretch your ballsack a little and that doesn't sound very good for the sperm cells

>i have self-respect
>i like masturbating to cuck porn tho

kek. Also learn how to capitalize your "I" moron

Because I'm not a fucking faggot cuck. I'm a dominant MALE.

I don't know. I really don't know why I'm not locked up. It's probably because I'm white

i'm not gay

cuz it's gay & beta

1.5 cm wide?

ALL the length from the head

balls an Inch wide combined

Easy, Im the guy cucks dream about pounding their gfs. Im a solid 7/10, well well muscled, intelligent, dominant, last longer than 2 minutes in bed and have a decent 8in cock. Why would I cage myself when I have a cute little sub gf that begs me to tie them up and use them...

I've had a sex before
pic related, it's op

Because I don't want my penis to pointlessly be in a cage.

I am in charge of my own genitals and how they are used.

then go rape someone.

Maybe I will, cuck.

good now come rape my boipucci

I don't lock my bathroom when I'm not using it.
Seems like a daft thing to do.

she gave the key to her boyfriend

Can somebody please explain to me the appeal of this? Why would anybody want to lock their genitals in a cage? Surely there must be people who do this and there must be a reason, help me understand.

Good come back. Yeah, fucking an underage girl and cumming in her ass was pretty enjoyable.

but it feels really good when your hard in your cage.

imagine a steel pussy that you cant thrust in and makes you desperate for release in more creative ways.

I see. Well to each their own. I can't imagine having much fun if I can't have my dick directly stimulated.

I feel pretty good about not being degenerate.

What happens if you get hard? If I get a chub in jeans its uncomfortable and I have to shift. That looks super painful and might break your dick

tbh anal feels way better once you start getting pleasure from it but it take a while to wake the nerves down there not to mention prep and clean up this is the only reason i still jerk it.

the balls get pretty sensitive when the dick is denied, but yeah the denial isn't enough for most guys. id say its mostly about ones who enjoy recieving anal, so bi/gay.

because its my last few weeks of enjoyment unril i lock back up for a year.

no it stops a full erection and just feels like something is hugging your hard dick and it feels really nice. after you had it on for a while its kinda scary not wearing it.

I am in control of myself and my life, no one else.

im not a faggot

chastity

pay your taxes

The ring will pull tight against your nuts and you won't get completely hard. Your body will also learn to not get erections so hard in the future.

this. i feel like I'm missing something if I'm not wearing my cage. it makes me feel vulnerable

model name?

not into that shit m8

Coz I'm not a faggot obviously

I will pay taxes in agreement with the society I currently live in, enjoying the benefit of those taxes and lamenting when they are wasted.

Vovii 2'' Male Chastity Cage Stainless Steel Bird Cage Male Chastity Rings.
Here you go user

Im not white

So you guys are walking around in public with a cock cage on? Like go to work and shop for groceries?Madmen. All of you.

Because I'm not a massive raging faggot that ha no right calling itself a man.

yea i wore my htv2 for 2 weeks and when i took it off it was very weird its like a security blanket almost. sadly i haven't been able to wear many devices long especially my htv2. hoping when i get my new PA ring it will make it so i cant pull out of my cage.

I went to a nude beach with one on

the point is your not in control you only think you are.

it's a kinky dom-sub role play thing, being caged makes you horny almost 24/7 and you leak precum while your dick is flaccid.
It's usually used by sissies and traps to comfort them into submission

Your allegory between giving someone literal control over my genitalia and paying taxes without consent is so completely out of whack.

Because I'm not a beta virgin, faggot. I'm a quiet Chad.

when sissies cum they stop wanting to be sissies so they make it so they cant cum from normal ways.

...

I mean, him being ITT defending this didn't hint you to Him being out of whack

You mean he, his a guy and a fucking sad pathetic loser. Fucking dumbass i hate you faggots so much. Dumbass fetishes and fantasy bull shit your a dude get over it youll never be a women llololol

That's... that checks out.

I... um... I don't know why my fempenis isn't locked up... It's not like it works since the hormones just make it constantly flaccid.

if only i could find something that makes mine soft but without the fem.

spankings and scheduled milkings are enough for my gf to have control over me...

couldnt. even if i tried lol

Can I just ask what would happen if you got an erredtion whilst wearing something like that, it seems like you could do yourself a bit of damage

Carry around a picture of your grandmother and look at it if you ever feel it getting hard. Works every time.

Sane guy detected.
Here have a Maggie quote!

lol why so much hate did you got bullied by a sissy user ? lul

I’m not a fag

3 words dick destruction december

eke ko etam

who hurt you?

My girlfriend wants me to be circumcised and get a Prince Albert piercing so she can lock me in chastity full time for long periods. Should I go through with it?