Hey Sup Forums tell me how you lost your virginity

Hey Sup Forums tell me how you lost your virginity

i left it on the bus

ill start
>be me,18 virgin
>living in a staffhouse with a bunch of horny teenagers
>big party everyones was complety wasted
>girl i work with starts talking to me
we hit it off
>three more girls and my bestfreind come over
>they dare me and my freind to kiss and in return they will makeout with us and give us liqour
>we agree and kiss,then procede to make out with said girls
>make out with the girl who i previously hit it off with
>she likes it
>she invites us all to go smoke bongs in the forest
>drags me by hand to spot then procides to hold and light bongs for me
>feel like a fucking king
>we all go back to her room and start making out again
>on bed with her while freind is on bed beside us with another girl
>this is awesome total bro moment
> freinds girl take freind away to her room
>other girls leave with him
>just me and her
>FUCK YES THIS IT
>She shuts door while im laying on bed
>she jumps onto me like a fucking lion
>unzips my pants pulls out my cock Stares at and go my lord im not going to be able to deepthroat this and chuckles
>gives me the best head ive ever gotten in my life
>JUMPS ON MY COCK AND RIDES ME FOR AN HOUR
>tells me to nut on her face
>NUT ALL OVER HER FACE
>fall asleep like 2 mins later
>wake up and walk back to my room to get ready for work
>see her at work next day with all the other girls and my freind
>brags to everyone at work how great i was
>did not care it was awesome
>

Is it bad that I've seen this video lmao

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I fucked a girl.

i fucked some dudes wife on craigslist

>be me, 17? I think
>gf 16
>Summer break from school
>I would get up around 8am and go to her house
>Her parents would be gone by then... to work.
>Key's under the mat user!
>Go upstairs into her room.
>Fooling around when she asks if I have anything...
>Say no.
>Well... get something!
>Go down to the kitchen and get sandwich bags from drawer
>Back upstairs with sandwich bags
>Put sandwich bags on dick.
>Can't get my cock in her pussy.
>Put lotion on sandwich bags.
>Get her on her knees doggy style.
>I slowly go just the head of my dick in her pussy before she said to stop because it hurt too much.

And that was it. lol

Had a threesome with a dude and his pregnant gf

A threesome In Hong Kong

We were all 17, and hammered

It was terrible, I had no idea what the fuck I was doing and one of the chicks was fat and ugly

>be me 15
>sitting on couch with sister and daughter of my friends mom
>her mom is a bit of a slut
>so is she
>have blanket over lap
>she starts to rub inside of my leg
>I get rock hard and she starts to rub dick over pants
>sister has no idea
>mom comes in and sees the blanket
>tells us to go outside and do something other than watch tv
>live next door to school and head over to the playground
>1990s and all the playground equipment was made of wood and tires
>climb into tire pyramid similar to pic related but bigger
>I don't say anything and just drop my pants
>she looks at me and then my hard cock
>she pulls her sweat pants down
>she tries to give me a blowjob, too much sucking
>I tell her to turn around and bend over
>I poke around for a bit trying to find the hole
>poke her ass a couple times and tells me no
>she helps and finally get it in the right spot
>I try to push it in, but it doesn't go
>spit on it user
>I do so and with a little more work it slides in
>she lets out a little scream, didn't know she was a virgin with the way she was acting before
>I start to pump slowly and notice blood
>oh shit you ok?
>yeah I'm fine its suppose to bleed the first time
>I stick it back in and start pumping away again
>don't cum inside me
>does not take me long at all
>I pull out and grab my dick and start to shoot my load all over her pants and underwear that are still around her ankles
>you ok?
>yeah I guess, felt really good towards the end
>you came in my pants user
>sorry
>we pull are pants up and go back to my house
>two hours later he mom picks her up
>she never went to the bathroom to clean up and kept wearing the panties soaked with my cum

we fucked about 6 more times after that. didn't fuck another girl until I turned 19

>all these dudes who like totally lasted hours and blew the chick's mind with orgasms

Christ on a stick. Who is that supposed to fool, other virgins?

Anyone who lost their virginity late and was watching porn for 5-10 years probably lasted forever and couldn't cum.

Pretty likely alot of btards fall in that camp.

only one dude claims to have lasted an hour with a huge cock and busted a load on her face like a porn star and was later bragged about

See, I can't get off unless the chick is in distress, so consequently I'm extremely sexually repressed. I guess we've all got a different issue.

Nigger did you see my threesome story

I called it terrible

Pic very much related. I was 15 at the time.

Heh

lost it at "finger banging beaker..." Hahaha

>see girl who's insanely hot
>make eye contact
>be too nervous to talk to her
>get extremely wasted
>go talk to her
>somehow charm her
>make out with her
>some friends see
>she gets embarrassed
>we go back to mine
>proceed to force my whiskey dick to sort itself out
>pump for like 40 minutes to an hour
>can't cum
>dick goes soft
>she gets bored and leaves
yeah...

I got raped . . . by my left hand . .

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>RIDES ME FOR AN HOUR
first time, you lasted an hour? not buyin it

>on Sup Forums
>lost virginity

choose one

It's hard to overstate the snoz on this one...

The profoundly handicapped

I lowered my standards...

Can someone post ol lickaroo?

>flirting with a girl (friend my best mates gf) for a while
>tell her im a virgin one day chatting about whatever
>says she wants it so we arrange it for when we next meet
>next time i see her was for some fags birthday party, friend of one mentioned above
>hes a beta orbiter generally and made no attempt to hide that he wanted to fuck her, even offered to have her stay the night
>sorry shes coming back to mine
>take her back later, mum is in front room and makes shit awkward
>we go upstairs, watch a movie, eventually i muster up the courage to start taking her clothes off
>i basically do all the work, figured id get more help being a virgin
>typically awkward and quick sex
>blah blah blah
>mum asks if she was a prostitute the next day
>eventually date this girl
>sex was the same all the time, basically a sack of potatoes
>at some point she showed me some texts between her and the orbiter, he didnt realise "coming back to mine" meant "im going to fuck her and youre not"

> Be me
> 14 years old
> Long distamce relationship with > girl 200km away, same age.
> We had never meet.
> young_horny.avi
> Meet up at her place
> Didn't fuck but she jerked me off, >She wanted to fuck but I bailed. > 2spooky4me
> Fucked second time we meet and it
> was kinda medicore. I was so
> fucking scared her psycho mother.
> would hear.


All in all, girl was 6/10. Mentally, maybe 2/10.

>be 17
>this 15 year old hits on me
>starts to talk
>she starts coming over
>giving me blowjob and prostate massage(was surprisingly good)
>about to fuck when she says shes virgin
>9 inch dick and shes soo small
>not virgin anymore,
>fucks for almost everyday for 1 and a half year including anal
>she left, I'm still satisfied

Sorry for being a faggot and fucking up the green-text. Typing on cell and I'm tired af.

Hopefully trips will make up for it.

Hooker/escort/prostitute/happiness consultant

In a beach bathroom

Nice!

>High school keg party.
>Liberal parents are home and hanging out with us trying to show how chill and cool they are.
>I'm buying it
>Pass out drunk around midnight
>Wake up at 3:00 a.m. getting my ass fucked by the father
>He puts his hand over my mouth and says "Shhh...I know you want this."

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>Be me 23
>Fuck you fight me
>Night before best guy friend's wedding
>My best girl friend (lets call her Eve, pic related) comes up as my plus one
>Eve is curvy, b-cup tits but ass for days, kinky as all hell
>We've had crushes on each other since college
>I stay with groom, she gets her own room since she's a state away and I'm a poorfag.
>She invites me over at around 9:00 to hang out
>Been months since she and I had seen each other
>I walk in, we chat, we hug, she says I'm tense
>"I'll draw you a bath!" she says
>ok.jpg
>Get in, water is hot as hell, I draw the curtain and she steps in, reaches past the curtain and starts massaging my feet, I'm in heaven.
>Get out, get dressed, she suggests I spend the night, we could cuddle "like old times" when we used to hang out
>Get in bed, lights out, both of us dressed, and I think 'fuck it, now or never' and lean over and kiss her
>It's like a goddamn switch on her has flipped
>She's on top of me, lips locked on mine, I have no idea where her top went and her hand's got a deathgrip on my cock and is furiously working the shaft.
>Dawns on me that this is not her first rodeo when she gets on her knees by the bed and begs for it in her mouth, and I oblige.
>She blows me like a woman possessed, and then throws me back on the bed (I'm a manlet and she's pretty damn strong, so sue me)
>She's completely nude at this point in the melee and straddles my raw cock
>mumble something about a condom
>She just growls and says that she's waited long enough to feel me and she's not going to let that get in the way of us feeling each other
>Her hot as hell and with me confused and aroused, she rides me for 30 minutes until I cum buckets inside her
>We fuck again in the shower, then sleep like babies and get up in time for the wedding in the morning
>Post-wedding, we head to a hotel and fuck around for a few hours more.

It was a wait but it was worth it for a madwoman like her, lads.

> Be me 27
> meet 23 yo wife for first time day b4 wedding, been chatting and sexting for months
> first night both of us virgins, but I be book learned
> tried condoms/lube etc. No penetrate
> teach her to suck cock.
> takes to it like fish to water.
> swallows loves the taste of fun
> 3 more bjs that night
> finally penetrate her 5 months later....

Pic related

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I fucked an Asian chick with a hairy pussy

>Girl came over to my family apartment
>I went down on her, tasted like piss
>Couple hours later at night I snuck out
>Snuck into her house and to her room
>Put my penis in her vagina
>Snuck out when I couldn't cum

My life hasn't gotten any better

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>e morning
>>Post-wedding, we head to a hotel and fuck around for a few hours more.
>It was a wait but it was worth it for a madwoman like her, lads.
Checked.

Also me too.. she bled all over the floor.
Had to ask her sister where the carpet cleaner was... she asked why... Then looked at the floor and laughed.

I’m semi-willing to believe him cause my first time I lasted over an hour but I was at the just pre-whiskey dick drunk that made for the perfect situation

>virgin til 23
>manlet
Shocker...

Alright since everybody was asking for the full story....

>Be me
>16 years old
>First ever girlfriend is over
>Parents upstairs
>Got into a huge fight
>Tell her she's still my girl
>She pushes me down on the couch
>Takes my pants off
>Sits on my dick
>I last 5 seconds
>So much fuckin cum

My face once I realized no condom was on

We had something like that happen, too. More of Eve, if just to keep the thread bumped.

I barely was able to get it hard and I'm sure I wasn't going to cum, good thing her mother interrupted us or it could have been more embarrassing than what it already was

>I'm a tall whiteboy with mucles only in his legs and lower gut.
>got high first time with dudes I knew and their friends only recently
>driving to weed smoking spot away from town
>see black chicks walking down town, friends knew some of them
>"hey you guys wanna smoke weed?"
>nearly bail from car, no idea that these girls were weed eaters like you wouldn't imagine
>before, I'd mentioned I liked black girls, and friends knew I was virgin
>only the big black girl gets in
>head to smoke in forest
>friend lets slip I'm virgin to black girl
>"oh reeaaaaly?"
>we both in back seat, she grabbing at my dick now, I'm drunk enough to be down with fucking a BBW black as night bitch
>fucked a bbw black chick, who also happened to be a mom.


And I never saw her again. She got too clingy and I wanted to part of welfare.

Didn't even get off, sadly.

>prom
>drop off girlfriend, shes tired
>go to post prom by myself
>lots of drinking
>end up chatting with an old friend, both tipsy
>her hand on my knee
>one thing leads to another, making out at the corner of the party
>go to the bedroom upstairs
>finish in about 30 seconds, cum inside
>drunk enough not to care
>she goes back downstairs to find her bf
>never mentioned again, see her every once in a while still

pic related

bump

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>Meet Craigslist chick get the tip in and cum.
Now for the real mental virginity loss
>Put post up about fucking a BBW who wants a virgin.
>Get a phone number in the reply email. I text it
>I ask if she really wants to fuck me. She says Yes
>We swap pictures and chat
> She says she is chubby, but I say I like thicc girls. She likes black dudes so it's good
> While we chat she says she only wants to snuggle then sleep. She says we might have sex in the morning
> I'm just like any comfort is good.
>She says let's meet at walmart
>Arrive early so I go inside & dick around
>We meet at entrance she hugs me
> Talk a bit then she then buys condoms and a water.
>Joke about how thirsty she is and she didn't cringe.
> We drive back to her place
> We start to kiss this leads to a makeout session
> Feeling bold I start occasionally grabbing her ass
> She moans when I grab it and slap it
> Ask to feel her boob she nods yes. Grab that sucker with my hands while still making out with her.
> Ask to see her tits she complies and takes off her shirt. I grab them and suck on them.I think she's a C to B cup , but she doesn't wear bras.
> Ask to finger her she takes off her pants
> Proceed to make her cum on my hands while accidentally stabbing her with my fingers
> Asks for me to take my shirt off and where are the condoms. I take it off and make out/finger her a bit more
> Then we start looking for the condoms but she left them in her car
> Boner that grew dies as I go outside to get them
> Walk back inside & she shuts the door behind still naked boner returns
> We walk back to the bed and I strip naked
> She dims the lights and she pulls out a condom
> I could've put it on myself due to practicing with them when I jerk it, but it was hotter for her to do it.
> She slides the tip of my cock in the condom
> Inner me cheers
> She jerks it onto my penis then pushes me onto the bed from my seating spot on it.
> Inner me screams even louder. Here we go
>Cont?

got drunk with a female friend at her house, she wanted some fuk and I couldn't say no

Got invited to go smoke with my brother at one of his friends house.

Get dropped off. Its 2 girls and one of their moms. Mom is drinking already.

Proceed to go smoke with the girls then head back out to drink.

Ended up getting the moms number and she tells me she wants to fuck.

We waited for everyone to sleep then she fucked the shit out of me. We went 3 times. My dick was so fucking sore the next day.

Got a bj, pussy and anal for my first time haha i was 19 she had to be 45 plus.

Haven't.

> She climbs on top of me and guides my penis into her vagina
> Dies inside from joy
> She fucks me for maybe 3 minutes before I realize this potion sucks.
> I don't really feel anything throughout those 3 minute.
> Grab her back while she's fucking me covered in sweat. It's both hot and gross
> Boner keeps going says want to try doggy
> She bites her lips with a yes
> Get in behind. Start railing her
> Realize this position feels so much better
> Too good.I start to feel myself cumming then I nut, but she moaning so I keep going
> I I eventually give up after cumming again and move over next to her.
> We make out boner returns I fuck her again for a few minutes then done
> We meet at 1:30am and w're done fucking by 3
> We chat from 3 til 6
> Go over life and why we decided Craigslist
>Hear her dark past and talk about it
> I tell her I've got to take a friend to work at 7.
> She says dang.
> I then talk about her fetishes. Found out she's kinky as fuck
> She hints at wanting to do anal.
> Offer to give it if she fucks me again.
> She meows I then reach in between her legs and finger her til she cums
> " Found the cat" Then she says where are the condoms
> I jerk it one more time to get up
> I then proceed to fuck her in missionary the cum
> I turn her over and fuck her doggy when we both came together
> She asks if we can be friends with benefits
> Say yes then I leave while awkward as shit
We're going to eat out tomorrow on her dime and then fuck. Hell Yes.

got a girlfiend and after a month i had sex with her. shocker, i know

Sorry.

I paid a prostitute $50. Got her number from the news paper.

I'm Joshua, 35yo and have not had sex with a girl without paying for it

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