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Habs Oilers Broship edition

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broships are for dumb niggers fuck off you cock sucking faggot

Fuck off reddit. Broships are for fucking homos

>one post early edition

Are they homo broship because neither can win a cup?

and they'd have zero if they hadn't been gifted good players whom they had signed to now illegal contracts

same with chiraq, what a shit era

Truer words were ne'er spoken.

Go jackets

cuck

>the two faggiest teams in a broship

absolutely perfect. meanwhile in Toronto we have enough cool straight fans to never need to get into a broship with oilniggers or frogs lmao

bandwagon faggot

YOU CAN ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR TEAM HAS WON A CUP IN THE LAST 20 YEARS

NOT SO FAST STATE OF HOCKEY

YOU TOO COUNTRY OF HOCKEY

t. Pajeet Ramesh

nobody wants to be associated with a smelly pajeet

Sup Forums has a ton, but /hoc/ doesnt
not including finns because they dont count

Still reddit has more because more people

t. reddithawk

>broship
I thought faggots hated hockey

cuck

canada loves hockey

Which team has the best chance to reverse sweep their 0-3 deficit?

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>YOU TOO COUNTRY OF HOCKEY
replying anyways fuck you

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Meow!
this 14 yr old edgelord got woken up by mommy too early today.
a growing kid needs her sleep.

>jealous fags hope I leave just because the Hawks are getting BTFO
>they don't realize I'll stick around to make them more angry

}:)

>he thought this post was funny

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WE

adorable

Wild, been mostly out playing the blues.
Calgary is a crumbling mess
Columbus never had a chance

dem boyz

*farts*

eat your eggs up, now

>5'7

Outchyeah

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>our game
ummm.. no

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

this says a lot about you

>rags

It's not funny to laugh at suicide victims

still waiting for my boy Trygve Many Guns to make something out of himself

Why though?

>shitcago

>rags

>rags

>illegal contracts

What? You realize Chicago was full of "illegal contracts" in the playoffs they had to make a rule about it?

Cheeky frog

only crosby signed a contract before the rule change. malkin's is fine but stay obsessed

Pens only really have one meme contract and Crosby is so autistic he'd fine a way to get that 8.7 cap even if it didn't have backdiving.

>mfw two possible elimination night memefests tonight

> he'd find a way to get that 8.7 cap even if it didn't have backdiving
yeah you don't really believe that

it's "only" crosby but the fact that he should be making 13+ is very significant, 8.7 is a joke and penguins are benefitting greatly

Sounds like cuck behavior

How exactly is Crosbys contract illegal? The length , correct? Him taking autistic paycuts is not against any rule.

First for Black Cocks

>nbc/nhls face when the reddithawks get swept

Freedom aint free. the tree of liberty and freedom gotta be littered with the blood of the reddithawks. Patrick kane aka balding bust is not the face of USA Hockey, he is alleged rapist and probably a canadian aswell :D. No means no, not no means yes OK?. Praise finnish goaltending

Who the fuck wins the cup this year

first of all it's not illegal dumbass, it would be illegal if signed today which it wasn't

the problem is that last couple years he's making peanuts which is bringing down the average cap value to the autistic 8.7

this is common knowledge, how long have you been watching hockey?

chiraq and penguins were in the right place and the right time to benefit from those types of contracts before the league realized how it fucked up,

Preds

8/10
Good job pegga

Preds

finnish goalers be praised

Only if they can survive finnish goaltending. Once they make it out of the west then they have a chance. But i see pegga fucking up the WCF.

He is very superstitious and makes a lot of money in endorsements. I don't think it's crazy to suggest he'd give up 3mil a year in salary just for a meme he's been living with his whole life. But even if it was 9.87 or 10.87 that's only 2mil more than his current cap hit. It's not very significant.

This desu.
Hawks have no more depth
Blues barely hanging on, will get pulled apart by preds
Wild outplaying but can't finish, not physical enough to keep up
Callgary out
Anaheim getting old and it shows
San Jose as well
Edmountmen are lucking out their wins, would get shut down running into solid D.

Pens will come out of east, no depth or defense to keep up

Pretty much a lock for smashville

The Blues are the only team they might struggle with based on past matchups and right now that team is all Allen.

Are you really this triggered by his autism?

Tell me 1 successful team that didnt benefit from being in the right spot at the right time.

yeah, that's complete bullshit on par with stamkos/tavares with sign for 7 mil to play in toronto but feel free to believe that if you must

the nhlpa would beat those superstitions out of him very swiftly

5 year contract limits WHEN??????

Preds will probably have the hardest path to the finals desu. Blues are a threat and ducks are out to prove they can win without bruce and are hot now too.

>blues are a threat

Just remove trade clauses
gay shit that panders to the players and takes much fun out

i think players are getting babbied way too much with the contracts

Ducks can't beat the Preds. Nashville knows how to get in their heads. They already did it when Carlyle was the coach.

Preds will have a massive emotional letdown after sweeping the hawks. Cap this.

Post
>yfw the cucks choke at home in game seven
>AGAIN

Cringe

no face
i do not wish misfortune or fortune to the ducks
irrelevant franchise if im being frank

>Crap fans nowhere to be seen

look at it from the player perspective though, you build a life in the city you sign with, complete with family and investments

now your management trades you and you are expected to pick up and go?

I don't see how would 13-13-12-10-10-10-9.48-9.48 would be bullshit, that's the 10.87 figure.

You're trying to argue that 2mil more would wreck the Pens but it's literally just Kunitz.

I'm very specifically talking about contract fuckery only

they literally build their cores using methods teams can't use to build their cores NOW

that's a shame, the nhl fucked up an era, that's all

I'm not blaming chiraq and pissburgh

Sh-shut up

>implying craps fans exist on Sup Forums

Youre 100% retarded if you think they arent
That series is gonna be a 50/50 to be desu. Ducks can beat the preds and preds can beat the ducks.
T. The completely assblasted city of calgary

>players have to live in Pittsburgh
>other players have to live in Columbus
LMAO

really you just need to blame the devlols

literally been setting up the league for failure since the 90s

guess the player /hoc/

>players have live anywhere besides California

Fucking sucks balls. Surprised more players don't demand trades here desu.

Could it be a man who hasn't scored a playoff goal since 2015? Or perhaps a balding manlet?

>Pens will come out of east, no depth
this retard doesn't even watch hockey. pens are probably the deepest team in forward you faggot

>commiefornia
>a state worth living in

only if you're some latino refugee

Johnny Toes

>here

fuck off commie

they lose all their money in taxes lmao

>10.5 million per year

has to be crosby right? or at least someone scoring easily over PPG, or at least a perennial selke winner?

Kopitar

What fuckery is that? Malkins contract isnt a meme, and Crosbys contract is literally because of autism. Neither of them are front loaded.

Its not managements fault Crosby only wants 8.7 when hes worth 10+. It would happen if players actually cared about winning and not just money (or had autism)

Theres literally nothing shady about either of the contract

I think this is pointless speculation, his contract would look differently if his agent was working under different conditions we have now

the pens cap plans would likewise look differently if they had to account for that extra money which would have probably impacted the kessel trade among others
you can't just add that extra value to the contracts they have at present and say it's just kunitz

Can we stop this contract autism and >rags post instead

crosby's is front loaded m8

correct!

wew

even kopitar has a better contract