You're given the mission from your president to come up with a plan to put an end to [INSERT SEPARATIST REGION]'s separatist movement. What would you do?
Hard mode: You can't use violence at all.
You're given the mission from your president to come up with a plan to put an end to [INSERT SEPARATIST REGION]'s separatist movement. What would you do?
Hard mode: You can't use violence at all.
i rape kill and nuke them
>tfw your president is the biggest supporter for separatist movement
fund them
>inb4 angry parisians
Fund nationalist movements/parties in their mother countries
I get army and ask kindly pls stop it.
>Occitania
>cut off the pastis supplies
>Brittany
>cut off the cider supplies
>Alsace and Lorraine
>cut off the schnaps supplies
>Normandy
>cut off the calvados supplies
>Savoy, Burgundy or whatever the fuck that is
>cut off the Badoit supplies
and they all end up crying in a fetal position as I laugh heartily
Start a world war and send them all to die on the frontline
do what the Jews are doing to the west :)
Wait for 2018 for AMLO to lose again
I already see the white flag rising
>i don't see the flag of Castile
I would make mate and their typical churrasco illegal, so they would have no reason to live and would kill themselves
rude, llet the gaúchos be
Nuke chinks
Thats easy. I would just cut all funding and aid to the samis. Give it 20 years and the few who are left will then stab eachother to death in a final drunken showdown of the different tribes.
God i hate sami people so much...
Give them economical and linguistic freedoms.
>implying we have separatist movements
>those
>having any seperatist movements that consists of >10 people
good joke, next you'll tell me Greece is the best country
close up the mines and watch the coalniggers starve
We have no president.
Inform the King about a separatist president in our country.
Make the following proposition:
>give Bavaria to Austria
>Franconia remains as the 16th state
>ignore Baden-Württemberg and Lusatia because nobody there actually wants to secede
>offer Frisia that it can be its own state and adopt Frisian and Low German as official languages, but have them remain in the country.
>fund movements in Alsace and Lorraine and come up with a mutually beneficial solution
get everyone hooked on opium