Waifu thread

waifu thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Claiming best girl.

I want to hear your bones snap and crack and watch your bodies get turned inside out when I throw you all inside a car shredder

Again, claimed.

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louise
I meant in general not right now
lewd
I mean if i could choose a smell...cinnamon or vanilla
louise
Didn't you have sex
shinobu
Different folks different strokes
This elicited a response I did not expect
Ima change her

Probably going to read it soon-ish then

Cute butt

Play the game. You'll regret your statement later.

hey slut

ive never really cared for sports, i just watch my football team and thats it

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Hey hey hey
It's you again!

donut.

all your waifus are my waifus now

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It's her best feature
I just said that to be contrarian
Which one is that?
Your lack of trips is disturbing.

enjoy
she's almost as shitty as I am

Donut transvestite

I don't even know the meaning of that word!

Mmk, we will see in the near future. Sorry!

Good, good. I'm glad you realized your mistake.

>>>>lewd
Wow. Those are pretty good choices in smells. I'm also partial to lavender despite it being girly.

I want a scrunchy face picture of Uzuki now.

Dead soon.....

Ah, that makes sense then

Yeah, that's one of the best ways to know for sure if you're ace or not.
I mean, plenty of gay men fuck girls first to make sure.
It means
you are
a
sinner

S'all good
how've you been?

>checked
how are you today?

kc chiefs

RIP
sober. you?

Dis my husbando (No Homo)

hm?
How stale.

I mean girls are supposed to smell girly aren't they? Don't like the citrusy smells tho
Was it not good?
Acceptable, at least you aren't an iggles fan or a cheatriots
Then the real fun can begin
What do you expect from a bored user before bed?

Have you played corruption of champions?

No, and I wont in the future.
What makes you think I do/did?
Nothing really.

bored, nothing to drink or plans tomorrow?

born and raised in kc so they'll always be my team

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tomorrow I get some rest. been working on gifts the past two days and my hands are sore. nice dinner and alcohol will do me good.

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She was good.
But that doesn't change that I am ace.

Stayin' alive
You're here again! So you claim her?

My mind is all over the place.
The tune in this video comes pretty close. Don't pay attention to the video itself though.
youtube.com/watch?v=JYPOea9sGZ0

These two are the same

>the old flags ragged and torn snapping in the wind, may face each othervpursuing and pursued
>was it as not as not as not in the old days.
>did it not seem real

Anyway, work. Cya.

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youtube.com/watch?v=YdtzFK7Vr2E

Then I'd say you got exactly what you expected
Tfw thought they were gonna be good this year
I don't get it yogi
Whut?

the only correct answer.

i claim this one

imagine if you fucked a hot guy
The sex could be good, fine, whatever, but you still wouldnt be gay

I choose life over that crazy bitch.

right? smith played his ass off the first few games, and now hes like a worthless pile of shit

That's a nice pic

I know that yes

what

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Thats a heavy dab

Off to work. buh bye

Cuphead is pretty fun..

0 arrived

K0um3

Shinoa

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How does Saya actually look like?

*Norman Jayden death scene*

You a raiders or rams fan?

Like a cute girl.

Cute

No, she isn't girl, she isn't even a human.

gay

Saya is!

Wrong!

Tbh
I'm a little bi so I still don't get it. I mean I understand you like her and sex feels good so how do you not enjoy the sex?
#whodat

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You just don't want to accept the truth.

best my hero girl

Why thank you
0.It's snowing!

lol im asexual but i had sex with a tranny eggs dee

Post pics

It's over 2.mb

>imagine if you fucked a hot guy
>imagine if you had gay sex with a male you find attractive
>it wouldn't make you gay

Lower the resolution you cute

SMUGS

get on for the call

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having sex with a guy that you find hot and ur a guy that means your gay

Cute

Kagari Ayaka best girl

I know! Not here though

Well of course it's snowing somewhere...

Not where I live though

"Your eyes deceive you / An illusion fools you all / I move for the kill."

Thanks user.

But
PLUSHIE IT'S SNOWING IN SOUTH EAST TEXAS
I also made a quick thing

SHIIIIIIIIET
Looks good m8.
My day has been hell and a half, how are you?

Oh well

Looks great

I quoted wrong. Nice gif

Oh well it's sorta fun/ Zer0 speaks in haiku, you know/ I suck at these things

Can't sleep..

Did you make that snow spin?

She does. Didnt notice.

My fault for not seeing it actually. Thank you
No good my dude. I've been out nearly half a day in the cold. Hands were pretty much frozen lmao
Spin?

Saya you get down from there right now

Kinda looks like they'd be spinning too, but guess not...

Ok..

how did you not see/ That zer0 talks in haiku/are you that stupid?
hey shinoa, dude/ How goes it, buddy ol'pal/ up to anything?

Im too stupid for those things sorry

It was a joke, it's/ fine dude what is up tonight?/ i'm about to sleep