Ask a Google employee anything

Ask a Google employee anything

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Is the company as shit on the inside as it is on the outside?

Can you refer me to your employer

Google is evil?

Googles AI will track us all for our own good sooner or later.

Do you ever see someone doing illegal shit?

What do you do at Google? Layman's term please, I'm stupid.

how big is the dick pic database

toggaf

As far as culture, Its pretty bad. People dont feel comfortable talking about gender at all. There are tampons in the mens restroom.


Sure, send me your Github page,

Not yet, but it will happen. Google tracks you less than the US government if it makes you feel better.

Is taking over.

hey moot

go fuck yourself.

Never in my time. Most of the grunts are not evil. Its usually midlevel management who is bad.

I work on Google Cloud, making it possible to very safely set up networks between a datacenter and an offsite location. Mainly security.

idkmyffjill

Are traps gay?

doubtful.
but chrome is shit, i dont know why people use it.

check em?

It isn't. Chrome is still much faster. FF is fast, but its those last few percent that are really hard to get.

moot is in jew york. Im in CA.

Twice a day, every day.

K, fam how do I send it not on Sup Forums?
my Discord is pb&j#2478

good dubs are worth more than any bitcoins.


traps are gay if they are attracted to other traps.

What is the bare minimum to get a job at Google lol

Yeah right, I know it's faster on mine.

It varies from machine to machine, but overall Firefox is faster than Chrome now.

And besides that Mozilla values it's users privacy unlike Google.

Which want's to profit off of data-mining and keylogging.

leave to a Google employee to not think traps are gay

not sure, don't use discord.


Need to know basic algorithms. For example, sort a linked list.

where are you employed

Google kinda values privacy. If you want privacy use Chromium. Still faster tha FF, but no tracking. I do.

I'll get fired for mentioning gender of any kind. It messes with your head user.

What about this.

- goto chatcrypt.com/
- join chat with groupname "blahblah"
- password is SHA256("Sup Forums")

I, at the time of this posting, do solemnly swear, under penalty of perjury, that I am an employee of Google, Inc.

Read it again

I use the Faster and more private browser: Firefox.

Of course you're not going to admit it, you'll probably get fired for that also.

That is, if you actually work for Google... LMAO

Fostex has a very small wiener and he likes to transmit aids.

Kinda makes me feel better, not really. Doesn't the government get google and Microsoft to track the people for them?
How does the government track anybody without their help. Everything people do is uploaded to google. Or Microsoft. Or apple etc.

Also, how can I make an anonymous google account.

I'll read you again motherfucker

Firefox hosed all the addons I made, and i had to delete them. I guess im bitter.

not a question

the G forces companies too because its illegal not to. Companies cant jsut break the law when they want to protect users privacy.

As for an user google account, buy a $10 burner phone.

since you are frowned upon by mentioning gender, are you (read: is one) allowed to be religious, pray before meals etc, and what's the ratio of pajeet muslim, fucking white male, sjw or does Google not practice what they fucking preach.
gonna guess that the females/minorities do shitty "design" and draw the pretty pictures we see every day/ come up with useless features that will be forgotten a few months down the line.

Im a fucking white male. There are several sjws on my team

How did your get your job?

Thanks bro

you should start a pokebox thread.

I sent in my email on the google website (google that shit). They gave me two phone screens, and then flew me out to CA to interview in person.

If you are asking how I made it through: basically be addicted to computers.

Only got fur, sorry.

Good taste in fur at least

dumping until someone has some hard hitters

...

Does anyone you work with know about your fur fetish?
Does anyone talk about sex or do they avoid these kind of no-no topics?

>Twice a day, every day.
ok, maybe you're not such a faggot, but everything gurgl triggers me incredibly. damn i fucking hate it.

then again, it's not like i believe you work for google, but also dont see why you'd lie.

No one knows. I keep very secretive about it. I colllect it using a downloader. I have about 1.4TB of fur.

No one talks about anything sex or relationship at work. Too risky, sexual anything costs you your job.

Resume published, best of luck my dude

try me. Ask me something (that wont get me fired) that only someone at Goog would know?

post it to cryptchat once more

>try me. Ask me something (that wont get me fired) that only someone at Goog would know?
how would i know the answer to it myself, then?
im not workng for Gargul.

but the government tracks your through google amirite?

What are you doing with that quantum supper computer you and nasa chipped in to buy?

>im not workng for Gargul.
Heres a sample question: What the fuck do you work on? What the fuck kinda programmer are you?


Snowden revealed they were doing it illlegally. Google doesnt help them. I work on security team, and we have sense upgraded all out connections to use strong crypto. We don't acquiesce.

Winning Go and Chess Tourneys with it. Honestly the only real thing we do with it is try to categorize Photos

Recommend me some tools. You mentioned cryptchat and a downloader for your fur. Got anything else for an aspiring nooblet?

I wrote my downloader from scratch (Go). TBH, I wouldn't even recommend my own tools because of how hacky they are. For example, handling 304 errors is tricky because moot says you have to do conditional requests, but I don't always have the previous response available.

If you are okay with occasionally using command line tools I can make it public.

I hope you and your children die of anal cancer.

How does it feel to be a fucking scumbag?

I heard IBM'S watson can find people online who are mentally unstable, it would be used to stop shootings in public.

>Google tracks you less than the US government

Good to know - what I really need is more targeted ads and less defense.

kys

I dont mind command line tools but I cannot guarantee that I will know how to use it. Will it be linux or windows command line? Some people use the term loosely.

moot is in svl

how perverted is the jewtube team?

Everyone's worried about privacy
No one wants to Google search

Trust me Sup Forumsros. Go to this website.
privacytoolsio.github.io/privacytools.io/

How many intelligence moles do you think work at Google? For the chinks, yanks, pajeets?

Is it only a few dozen or in the hundreds?

why was the YouTube rewind so shitty this year

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client *http.Client
lim *time.Ticker
spq time.Duration
conns chan struct{}
waiting int64
}

func NewSite(qps float64, maxActive int) *Site {
spq := time.Duration(float64(time.Second) / qps)
return &Site{
client: &http.Client{
Timeout: 30 * time.Second,
},
lim: time.NewTicker(spq),
spq: spq,
conns: make(chan struct{}, maxActive),
}
}


woops!
He is not, if he were I would know.

Not very. The only odd thing they do is use Python.

Use duck duck go. If the search engine has info about you, they *technically* can return better results. Think about it if you were making a search engine. Not saying the goog is better, just that its going to have the upper hand here.

Since dumbass since

I am having trouble getting into the cryptchat. Mind posting the password in a more readable way? I have tried several variations of it and they arent working.

So how many moles do you estimate work at Google?

>answer the question you rancid swine

uh, ive never met any?

Is it hard to get a creative position at Google? What about a UI/UX Designer job? I know all positions at Google are very sought after, but I guess relative to all other positions?

Are you aware that the Five Eyes have nearly direct access to virtually all of Google's information?

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I only know one person who got in, and yes it was hard. Basically need to know someone already in for that. Can't help you user, im just a lowly programmer

Why did you ruin youtube?

Nice evasion fuckwit.

Now answer the question. This is a AMA after all.

I was not, thanks for the pro tip!

Just block the trackers

I assume by moles you mean people who actually work for other companies but pretend to be Googlers.

Maybe 5 or so? I dont know. My sample size is maybe 100 people, of which none of them have been particularly anti google. More often there are strangers in the office than actual moles. Trying to answer the question you asked, rather than you one you typed.

Is there a way I can communicate with you more directly? You seem cool and I would like to get to know you better. No homo. Actually enjoying learning new things here.

How'd you get into security? I'm at the entry level but finding it hard

In the past 2 years, the head of Ads (Susan Wojiciki) took over Youtube. This is why YT sucks. I wish youtube was not shitty too, but I dont have the political sway to overpower a SVP. Be reasonable user.

>im just a lowly programmer

And Richard was just a Senior Group Leader.

Why do you work for them? I bet if they found out you made this thread they'd fire you.

>If you want privacy use Chromium.
github.com/Eloston/ungoogled-chromium

Moot you faggot. Sold us out hard.

>Google tracks you less than the US government if it makes you feel better.
LOL. This faggot doesn't work for Google.

nonono, you don't get it.
What google tracks/knows is automatically included in what government knows.
so obviously if government goes even one step further, they already do more than google.
but i'd say google is their main surveillance stuff, probably born in NSA.

What do you use at Google for configuration management? Puppet, Salt, something else? Or do you have your own software for that?

>I assume by moles you mean people who actually work for other companies but pretend to be Googlers.

No retard, how many government agents do you think are actual "Googlers"?

Googlers. Mein gott.

Alas, being in direct contact with me would risk revealing my identity, which means I can't dump rando porn. Very soon my team will be revealing our project on Github, which you can then file an issue on. We will look each other in the eye, and known each other. But we will never reveal how we know each other.


I really dont have any control over product areas outside my own. Sorry user, you're going to have to trust me on this one.

Sorry, bruh. I know people that work at Google; you're too fucking stupid, I can tell by the way you write.

What did you get your degree in? How long were you in school?

i guess you dont get it. whatever.

Actually what he said makes perfect sense. If the government can already get whatever the fuck they want from Google they also have that power to collect information from any other company in the US. What do you think they do with that massive fucking yottabyte Utah Faustus sarabande data center? Use it for the world's largest collection of furry porn?

See, too fucking stupid, an illogical mind, not that of a programmer.

Ever thought that maybe I want to be fired? I work for them because they pay alot. Also, its a name brand company. Everyone knows who they are.

Whatever, I don't care. Pick the browser that makes you happy. No skin off my back.

this faggot does work for Google.

At one point this was true. What I mean to say is Google doesnt break the law to track you, while NSA does. I know people in the NSA.

We use Spanner. It has the concept of a Queue, which is persistent once-only delivery mechanism. Basically put protobufs, in, and then notify all listeners. Clients atomically mark the message as read. For less rigorous cases, We put stuff in Chubby (google it).

Sorry I had a mild strike mid sentence, also check'em

I agree. I think this person may be the son of someone who works at google.

Yes, it's true. Google is a major source of data collection. Though, the NSA headquarters are 100x bigger than any Google building; probably bigger than all of Google buildings combined. Of course they collect more data. That's not the point. The point is the OP is a liar, which is clear in his prose.

There has to be a way. Dont you have a home computer and a secure line of communication that you could then connect to me with by linking me to another communication set? Hek, just email me something on my burner email.
Oh wait
I will make a cryptchat then join. Then I will send a burner email to you.

>What did you get your degree in? How long were you in school?
Computer science, 4.5 years, including internship. No masters or Ph.D. Just gotta love CS.

kek

OP is gonna have a rough meeting with HR next week.