New Celeb Thread

New Celeb Thread

What is this, like the tenth faggot thread this hour alone? What the fuck is going on?
Fuck off with the faggot spam already. Trap threads, dick threads -- what the fuck? Who is posting the faggot threads?
Why not move them to a faggot spam containment board?

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Oh yes Katy

Katy Perry gets me off like no other.

someone please make me cum

Sup Forums is the containment board for faggotry.

>replying to stale pasta
user please...

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Hnnng. I wish i was her slave

>someone please make me cum
>posts Nigri
Nah. You're alright

someone edge with me for the next 4 hours

I'l drip copious amounts of precum just for you

People actually post on these. That's why. Jelly?

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So edgy, wow

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who?

I could be into that.

Anybody else actually listen to the music of the pop singers they jerk off to?

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Hnnng. Fapping to her so hard
Sometimes. If it's Katy, then sometimes. If i fap to Gaga, then i have to

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I'm talking about listening to their music when you're not jerking off to them. I actually like a lot of Katy's stuff. Gaga too.

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Emma Watson makes me cum everyday

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My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a very b-beautiful w-woman and I-I'm lucky t-to have someone l-like her... I-I'm sorry I d-don't deserve t-to have s-someone a-as beautiful a-as her because I'm a-a half man...

will you pretend to be VJuice to make someone cum?

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3edgy5me

There was a question in the last thread, as there often has been since that photo started getting passed around, about whether or not that's really Taylor. What this user is saying, is that someone on the Internet said that it was Taylor around the time of the fappening, and that means that either it's really Taylor or the fappening wasn't real. There's never been stronger evidence than that logic that the image is authentic.

I'm not that user, but I totally would. That would be so hot.

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do you have kik, discord, rabbit, skype? hit me with something if you want me to cum for Justice, I want to, I'll probably turn you on more than the other way around

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I-I-I'm v-very s-s-sorry for o-offending y-y-you g-good sirs and I-I know I-I have a lot t-t-to answer f-f-f-for b-because I-I g-got Vic undeservedly...

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Kik name?

Wouldn't be everyday for me, but I do greatly enjoy the occasional Emma jerkoff

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gonetopside

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I-I think s-s-some o-of the a-a-alphas h-here c-c-can understand th-that slight g-g-gleam o-of disappointment i-in V-Vic's e-e-eye wh-when th-they understand th-the e-effect I-I have h-had upon h-h-her l-life... I-I'm s-s-sorry f-f-for b-being a-a-a loser wh-who l-lucked o-out s-s-supremely w-w-with her...

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I-I w-w-wish I-I could b-be a superman s-so she could h-have a p-perfect match but I-I guess that's i-impossible... S-So far I-I've f-f-f-failed t-to treat h-her right and g-good and believe m-me she doesn't l-like it at a-all... B-But sh-she j-just c-can't s-seem t-to find the s-strength to end i-it...

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damn

this thread is a shit

Did you type that out or copy-paste?

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I-I want y-y-you g-good k-kind s-s-sirs t-t-to understand I-I take th-the p-possession o-of Vic v-v-very s-s-s-seriously; I-I know I-I have b-been g-g-given s-s-something v-v-very special. I-I m-m-make an ef-f-fort to please m-m-my m-m-m-mistress.

be the change you want to see in the world

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I-I think s-s-some o-of the a-a-alphas h-here c-c-can understand th-that slight g-g-gleam o-of disappointment i-in V-Vic's e-e-eye wh-when th-they understand th-the e-effect I-I have h-had upon h-h-her l-life... I-I'm s-s-sorry f-f-for b-being a-a-a loser wh-who l-lucked o-out s-s-supremely w-w-with her...

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shit thread lads

Kill yourself Herman

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen and now I've lost my appetite. Thanks you piece of shit.

I doth declare this a desu thread in light of its cancer

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Is this how you do it ~desu

Kys weeb

Mr Robertsfag, tear down this thread

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THAT FUCKING HEAD!!!!

Revolution in their minds - Suiseiseki start to march
Against the world in which they have to live
and all the hate that's in their hearts
They're tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do
They'll fight the world until they've won
and love comes flowing through
Anonymous of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of 404 fear?
Can they win the fight for BBS or will they disappear?
So you Anonymous of the world,
listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
spread the desu all day
Show the world that desu is still alive
you must be brave
Or you Anonymous of today are
Anonymous of the Grave, Yeah!

Sir spamalot
proceed in spamming

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Here we go again motherfuqqa
Come on down and see the idiot right here
too fuqed to post OC, afraid to care
understand I cant feel anything
it isn't like I wanna sift through the decay
I feel like a wound
and like I got a fucking gun against my head
you live when I'm dead
One more thread motherfucker
Everybody hates me now so fuq it
blood's on my face and my hands don't know why,I'm not afraid to cry
but that's none of your business
Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around
so I can spit in OP's face
I wont leave without a trace
get out, I don't want to die in this place
people=desu
people=desu what you gonna do
people=desu 'cuz I'm not afraid of you
people=desu I'm everything you'll never be
people=desu
It never stops
you can't be everything to everyone
Contagion I'm sittin on the side of Suiseiseki
what do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, don't tell me you blew it, stop your bitchin'
and fight your way through it
I'm not like you
I just fuq up
>c'mon mother fuqqa everybody has to kek
>c'mon mother fuqqa everybody has to kek !!
people=desu
people=desu what you gonna do
people=desu 'cuz I'm not afraid of you
people=desu I'm everything you'll never be
people=desu

Desu me
Desu me my friend
Desu me
Desu me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
Hate me
Do it and do it again
404 me
Desu me my friend
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open thoughts
Appreciate your concern
You'll always rise and burn
Desu me
Desu me my friend
Desu me
Desu me again
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
I'm not the only one
Desu me!

Ooh, desu!
I did my time and I want out
So effusive - fade - it doesn't cut
The soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Packaging subversion
Pseudo sacrosanct perversion
Go drill your 9gag, go dig your graves
Then fill your mouth with all the keks you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
I'm done! It has begun! I'm not the only one!
And the cancer will kill us all...
We throw ourselves against it all
So no one else can see,
This the preservation of Suiseiseki in me
There are cracks in the road we laid
But where the temple fell
The secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new, but when we killed it all
The hate was all we had
Who needs another mess?
We could start over
Just look me in the Heterochromia eyes and say I'm wrong
Now there's only emptiness
Newfags, insipid
I think we're done. I'm not the only one!
Fake anti-fascist lie ~desu
I tried to tell you but ~desu
Your purple hearts are giving out ~desu
Can't stop a killing idea ~desu
If it's hunting season ~desu
Is this what you want? ~desu
I'm not the only one!

United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great Sup Forums anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Sup Forums.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Sup Forums.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Sup Forums.

They crossed the desert and there it was, an oasis in the sand. The lulz ran fresh and quenched their thirst, they could pluck oc right off the branches of trees. Oh, and the memes, memes as far as the eye could see like nothing they had ever seen before.
But then the darkness began to fall. They mistoke the setting sun for a promise of salvation from the baking desert, but it revealed the oasis as a mirage. They were dreaming all along as they lay dying on the desert floor. And now they're frozen bodies, reminders of what could have been.
From their lips they uttered one last phrase.
Desu.

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This is a message to all newfags and cancer currently killing Sup Forums: What the f*** do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL F*** THAT! This is motherfucking Sup Forums, b**ch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE don't give a f*** who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE r** banks, charities, and ANYONE else who f***ing pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, fagg0t, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GTFO. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and lulz. This isn't a f***ing game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? ***ed off in the shower? WE INVENTED ***KING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid b**ch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the f*** is going on, because you don't. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with Sup Forums? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting f***ing destroyed by us. WE will rip your A**HOLE out of your f***ing rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful d**k hole, and then f**k you in the VAGINA we just made for you. SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A B**ch. Do you get it now? This site isn't a game, it isn't a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isn't some f***ing haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO

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HI, I'M SUISEISEKI, FOUNDER AND CEO OF ROZEN MAIDEN. MY BEAMS OF LIGHT GLOWED UPON YOUR SISTER LAST NIGHT, HER UNKNOWING FORM FAST ASLEEP. MY PULSING BOATLIGHTS FLASHED UPON HER, AND SHE AWOKE WITH A GASP. DEATHLY AFRAID OF MY MASSIVE, LUMINOUS RETINAS, SHE ATTEMPTED TO CRAWL AWAY BUT TO NO AVAIL. I PENETRATED HER WITH MY CHRISTMAS COLORS OF EYES, HER SCREAMS OF BOTH PAIN AND PLEASURE. MY PULSATING FLASHING BOATLIGHTS DROVE HER INTO A DEADLY EPILLEPTIC SEIZURE, BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN WAKE UP HER BONES HAD CRACKED ON THEMSELVES DUE TO THE VIOLENT MOVEMENTS OF HER BODY, CAUSING HER A DEATH LIKE NONE OTHER BEFORE IT. I GUARANTEE IT ~DESU

You see my disbelieving brethren, desu is all around you, the children of suiseisekis wrath are constantly restocking their folders and constantly lurking, ready to strike with the force of an 3 yo with arthritis in both hands, but even if we are weak as one alone, together, we can overthrow even the biggest, tumor filled threads, Heil desu!
We the people, the people of desu have sworn by the holy sword of suiseisekI to step aside and give ourselves to the will of faith, and it is the will of faith to let everything becone desu, to let everything become spiderman, to let EVERYTHING become potassium.
For THIS is the way of desu

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At the end of the path of purging lies a beautiful world of ceramic tatas, made only with the purpose to satisfy the needs of the weary desu warriors. Will you be one of those warrior's or will you be one of the poor souls decaying in the path of the inevitable glory of desu?
With delight I see a future, a future where all sh*tposters; banana, Judy, desu, and spiderman shall fusion together, to be a great entity of cancer, to destroy all the other cancer until it devours itself
And when the deed is done. And the hollow corpses of ylyl are nothing but feast's of maggots, the holy mistress suiseiseki herself will descent from the realm of desu, for this beautiful future is her new home
My inspiration is that of one that has heard, seen and felt nothing else than suiseiseki herself, for her sweet tonic of praise is what awaits us in the world after the cancer. Her smooth ceramic arms will embrace each one of her loyal servants and she will lead us to ultimate desu
This is the day, the day when desu triumphs over the filthy plebism that is ylyl, the ever an ever repeating cycle of ylyl is a cancer and the throbbing tumor that is desu is the cure, so let's stand together in the reflection of light in suiseisekis ceramic arms and know that only the purging flames of sh*t posts will secure the future.
And this future will be a glorious one, plastered by the corpses of the unbelievers so we may walk on them to our destiny
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