So I might have to fight someone next week. I know that there are many MMA-tier fighters here, give me tips.
> never fought before
> 69 kg (152 pounds)
> 1.78 m (5' 10'')
> long distance runner
> good stamina
> don't know if I can really throw a punch
just act like a 12 yo
after watching a www match
bring a gun
Hadn't I seen so many videos where people are knocked down by single punch, I would probably do this
Not an Amerifat
you're fucked in a straight up fight. Get close and head butt the dude in the nose before the fight starts.
How about you just be a man and kick their ass. Unless you're the instigating faggot who started it all. Then you deserve to get docked a couple times so you don't act like a nigger anymore.
My opponent is a little shorter. No idea about weight, but he has no sports background. No idea if he works out for the sake of it.
How big is the guy your fighting?
> never fought before
If he fought before he probably fucks you
pee in your pants the night before and sleep in it
your enemy will be repelled by the spirit of your autism
Avoiding hits is more important than getting hit. One hit with a fist can end the fight so you don't want to get hit. It would be great if you could find a buddy to train blocking with.
Other than that hang newspaper on the wall and punch it a few times, try to go straight not hook like you see in movies, you need speed. Try no to hit with your pinky knuckle and/or break your wrist.
> 69 kg (152 pounds)
> 1.78 m (5' 10'')
your dead
Depends on who youre fighting. But most likely if you hit first,he might lose the will to fight. Whenever youre close to the guy remember to use knees.
My coach told me a couple of times that if someone much bigger/stronger/(more trained to fight?) Comes at me, its basicaly ok to fight dirty. Go for the balls. And the areas that are sensitive i.e. eyes, ears, throat.
But remember to take it easy if the scales tip in your favor cuz attacking those parts will usualy get you the bigger penalty/jailtime
/this
>MMA-tier fighters
>on Sup Forums
Choose one
If you get a good chance punch will all your body weight behind it
Watch out for the haymaker. Faggots will always try for the one punch KO.
> Go for eyes
Kek, you know the other will press his thumbs in your eyes then too? Funny when both are blind
When you're practicing, you want to punch the surface.
When you're actually fighting, you want to punch THROUGH the thing you want to hit. Imagine he's about three inches further away than he really is when you decide where your fist should stop going forward. Does that make sense?
Punch em in the nuts
Kick and punch him in the balls repeatedly
Best way to win a fight is to avoid a fight. Its called feighting.
Get hit and be glad you get hit.
That's the life right there,
Broke my nose three times
Slap them and yell CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!
only faggots and little kids fight, what are you 13?
Don't fight. Usually the looser calls police or revenges and one of you gets strong injured or in jail
Explain how you will get in a fight next week? Real fights happen in moments of passion, they aren’t scheduled at some future time convenient to both parties.
Go to local FBI office. Tell them you want to join the Weapon X program. They put admantiun in your bones and then you win.
>Drop to ground and scuttle around like crab.
>Use pincers to cut off superior fighters legs.
>Build nest around crippled fighter and make sweet love to crippled fighters ass while stick severed leg up own leg to make giant leg crab.
>eat his nuts.
I might be talking total nonsense now, but I have seen so much videos where fight just finishes with the first punch. Shouldn't I try to go for that? Also in school we had to go through self-defense. The teacher always said that we had to block with the non-dominant hand (literally pressing the had against our face so we dont knock ourselves out when the opponent hits my hand). Does that actually work?
How long does a person usually stay unconscious when knocked out by a punch?
What's haymaker?
I will probably get more shit for this, but the story is that my girlfriend got drunk and messaged her ex (they divorced like 3 months ago) and invited him to Christmas prom next week. I dunno if he is coming, but I want to be ready. So the fight is not 100% (And yeah, he is pretty pissed about her going for another guy)
How do you know this with zero information about the opponent?
Lithe and lean means nimble. Stick and move is a pretty time tested style of fighting especially against over confident oxen who mistakenly believe bulk is everything.
Let me guess, your primary hobby is sniffing your brah’s grundle while he spots your reps.
Don't ball your fist too tightly unless you want to break every bone in your hand and wrist.
Big swings are retarded, conserve energy and only punch when you can hit him.
Choke hold is the best way to end a fight.
You’re an idiot.
Fuck off.
You deserve this.
First off all, if you can get out of the fight, get out of it.
If you can't, the way to win a fight is to throw the first punch. Fast, hard, to the nose. Always punch straight from the chest. Surprise him.
>assuming they meant grappling and pressing not punches with knuckles.
Learn to win fights fruitcake.
>One hit with a fist can end the fight so you don't want to get hit
As true as this is, OP, NEVER EVER fool yourself into believing that any specific one of your hits will end the fight. If they are on their feet, the fight is still going and you need to keep swinging. Don't assume that the fight will be over after one good hit.
Also: Fights are exhausting.
Even a very short 60 second scuffle can easily leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally exhausted. As important as good general physical fitness is, endurance (in all 3) is essential to winning a fight (unless you are horribly outmatched).
Sweep the leg
might be your best option with your stats op.
>tackle him to the ground
>climb on top of him
>pound his face with your fists until he quits
Or you could grow a pair and confront him immediately rather than trembling in your boots hoping he doesn’t show up.
Or you could play the smart money, dump the two timing whore and say “you’re welcome to her, ya cuck” and find a girl worth keeping instead of fighting over an unfaithful slut.
Face - insta kill
Neck - insta kill
Ribs - lots of pain
Thighs - control and keep kicking one spot so he gets drained real fast
Watch lots of fight videos and stop browsing Sup Forums, fightTIPs is a good YouTube channel,
Either way, if u want srs dmg punch to the throat and if it's a dinner you have utensils so make use of them
Much better to stick your erect cock in one eye and let him watch with the other while you blow your load righ into his retuna
>>there are many MMA-tier fighters here
hilarious!
Just kick him in a shins a bunch then shove your dick in his face or something.
>how I won fights in high school
More of the girl?
He lives like 200km away. I'm not going that far to confront him lol.
And I was thinking a lot about the second suggestion. But hey, I'm on Sup Forums, it didn't come easy getting a girl to notice me.
Ok OP this is what you do
The moment you see him start swinging both arms around like a windmill in opposite directions
While doing this start drooling and making retarded noises
If he comes at you drop to your knees and give him the best retarded blowjob of your life.
Sweep the leg!!
SWEEEEEEP THE LEEGG!!
Throws and lock are way better, just choke the fella and drag him behind you for a while.
Honestly OP, just clinch (kinda like a hug to restrict movement) with him, grab him to the ground with some in-between the leggy trip kindergarten shit, sit on his chest reeeealy really quickly and start punching his face until he clocks out or mercies
If he does anything to you from there it really wont be as much pain as you've done to him
Nose and stomach at all times.
can you pick this person up/easily move them around? when you fight make sure you lean into them to exhaust them and save stamina, strike first and strike hard. dont waste time trying to get out of the fight just go for the first hit and really throw yourself into it. go on youtube and look at how to throw a proper punch. one good way to start a fight is to throw your left foot behind the other persons right foot and then give them a shove. this should have them fall right on there ass.
this
dodge, evade, shove him to the ground or throw an elbow.
if you try to slam or lift or any shit like that remember to use your legs or it wont work.. seen a lot of people almost drop someone but the reality is arm strength isnt always enough to get someone up and off their feet
this man has never been in a fight
get a gun
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How do I dodge? Judging from the videos the punches always go super fast
There is no reason to fight about a slut. Once a cheater, always a cheater. I don't understand why people think cheater change their behavior.
you're fucked
I'd give you tips but in exchange nudes of your girlfriend
Well, if you hit the lber or chi hard enough, the fight will probably be over or he will go down to the ground. However this is probably very unlikely, because most of the times the fight ends on the ground. At this point if you have less mass than him or he at least knows the basics of wrestling you are fucked. The suggested strategy from my side would be to go straight for him and start with some hooks aimed that the side of his head, he will probably not protect there and when hit there, untrained people usually might feel disoriented and thatsa good moment to go for the chin hit and knock him out. Another thing is if he tries to kick you, try to catch his leg, lift it up and push towards him and try to get on top of him when he starts to fall back after pushing. At that point it's easy to strike his head from above since you have inertia on your side. Just be extremely careful of his hooks, those shots are dangerous, because it's hard to track real time where the hit is going to land, try to react and back off if he starts throwing hooks or alternatively block one hook and at the same time try to straight punch him in the face side which is left open because he tried to land a hook.
Hit the liver or chin*
Learning to dodge or block requires practice, thats why I said you need a buddy to train blocking. I bet your first problem is gonna be you close your eyes when you see someone is about to hit you. And that block you described sounds retarded, look up some self defense online.
ya girlfriend's a ho.
You'd be better watching porn to learn how to properly suck a dick. You seem to be a sheltered little faggot who will will probably crumble into a boneless pile of jelly if you attempt to fight.
if you have no idea what you're doing, it's best to just avoid it
spend a couple years eating strict and working out, start doing some martial arts or fight training
after that, you should have no problem fighting
use a knife
Stupid faggot, don't fight over a whore. Drop her and find someone who isn't going to get drunk and message their ex
anyone who hits you while you're unconscious is a coward and deserves to be absolutely destroyed
God damn it you're stupid. God damn it.
Look, you're the only one that is expecting a fight. If you're at a party when it goes down, you're probably getting arrested. The entire thing will be recorded on a phone, and if you throw the first punch you're going to be in jail while your slut fucks her ex.
What you should do is be polite, smug even, and be sure to be very clingy to the girl. If she isn't cool with that while he is around, leave her at the party and never speak to her again, because fuck that nonsense. Otherwise, you will display your ownership to the ex, and then maybe he attacks you.
This is a good thing user, because if he attacks you then you can use the police as a weapon. He goes to jail for assault, you get the girl, and life goes on.
The underlining question is why you are jumping to a fight with this guy you don't know and lives far away instead of putting your woman in check for inviting someone you obviously don't like to a Christmas party she is going to. There is no ending to the fight that ends positively for you, real life isn't a movie. Either let your woman know she fucked up by inviting him, that you're not cool with it, and put your fucking foot down, or just let her go back to her ex and get a new one. I don't want to hear that "it was hard" bullshit. It was hard because you don't have any fucking backbone, so fucking man up already. God damn it why are you all so fucking weak god damn.
who the fuck do you think you are making so much sense.
This is like best life advice I have had my whole life.
take a few shots of hard liquor before he face punches you
don't listen to this op
how lose a fight 101
probably charges in with his head down too lul
>my girlfriend got drunk and messaged her ex (they divorced like 3 months ago) and invited him to Christmas prom next week.
You're only thinking of fighting the guy because you can't stomach a fight with the girl. You should be preparing to make her suck your dick in a parking lot to prove she is still loyal to you, not preparing to get beat up. (it isn't really proof that she's loyal, but it is really a bj, so, you know . . .)
Pretty much this OP. You're not going to win any fight, just be a godamn adult.
Absolutely the best advice in the thread.
If your Mrs is getting you into fights by being a twat, you are better off without her.
Although I disagree with
>be sure to be very clingy to the girl
I would say the exact opposite. If she wants to talk to other men, fuck it, you don't care. Go flirt with some other girls or something. Clingy makes it look like you are worried she will leave you for him. Not exactly alpha male behavior.
Learn what the guard is, find a stance that you find comfortable, I personally prefer something close to the Muay Thai one.
While keeping your guard, you basically only have to move your upper body left or right — or backwards — to dodge, but it'd be better to just keep a distance if you're not ready to kick his ass yet.
Use your elbows, not your hands, punching is ineffective if you're slow as fuck and mildly autistic.
Fighting is all about psychology, don't fight thinking you'll lose. Try to push him away before the fight starts, you have to feel tough, make him an angry retard rather than a competent opponent.
If you're not outnumbered, kick him in the balls and then grab him. Choking someone is the easiest way to end a fight, make sure you fall on the ground while your arms are holding his neck because he might make you trip while you're holding him and then kick your ass.
Good luck.
Closer. 3 inches away is how you lock your arm and hyper extend it when u make contact
sweep the legs
Ok so listen up here i will teach you up as much as i can over the internet.
Fights have 3 stages
stand up.
Clench/grapple.
Ground
I cant teach you how to throw proper punches and hooks like this. But one guy said imagine him 3 in closer not farther away and punch through him. The arm defense should be hand up by your head rule of thumb is to put wrist on temple. Then roll to the left and right it will make the strikes glancing blows
If you are taking damage or standup you can control this part because it is less common. Most people in street fights dont do well there so look for a thia clench. Fingers inter locked around back of neck and pull elbows together. You will control the beck where the neck goes the body follows. Knees to chest or whip to a side and keep you foot out for a trip. It will allow you to land on dominate position
Ground.
Keep hips to lowest point possible so he can reverse and throw down punches. Dont worry wont have to be hard. Most people will roll over and give back. Wrap legs around and look for a rear naked chock
Fight to kill not to win. Instill fear
I'm no MMS fighter, but the key to surviving a fight is throwing away any sense of humor honor. Open the fight by punching that fucker as hard as you can right in the neck, follow it with a punch to the stomach with your other hand (use the other hand for the sake of delivering these two blows as fast as possible). He'll lean forward, doubling over in pain, trying to catch his breath, as he does this, grab his head and ram your knee into his face as hard as you can. That will end the fight in almost every case.
When you land the knee strike, be careful though, you want to push IN, not UP. If you force up too much, you could kill him by driving the hard bits of the nose into the brain.
What this user said. Let's say you fight the guy and beat him up, what's that gonna do about your "girlfriend's" attempt to cuck you?
LE BIBBLE
>long distance runner
Absolutely worthless. You are no better than a weak soyboy. Don't get too close to your opponent if he is a lot bigger than you.
To throw a good punch/kick, you must use your full body. Pivot your foot, ball your fist properly, throw your entire weight into the punch from shoulder to hip. Lead with a kick, because it has a much higher striking range than a punch. Make sure to warm up and stretch before the fight. The higher you can kick the better. Learn how to dodge, block, and counter attack. You are a shit fighter, so the fight will go to the ground. Learn grappling.
Good places to strike: temple, jaw, chin, eyes, right between the eyes, right under the nose and above the lips, hook to the side of the nose, liver, solar plexus, groin, side of the knee, stomp on the foot while pushing, bicep to give him a dead arm, kidney, grab his arm and dig your knuckle into his wrist, his gut if he isn't bracing for it.
Bad places to strike: forehead, front of the nose, cheeks, chest, butt cheeks, his gut if he is flexing.
Illegal places to strike: This isn't self defense; if you cause serious bodily harm or death to your opponent by attacking him in these ways, you will be punished more harshly for fighting so dishonorably: Top of the head, back of the head, throat, back of the neck, spinal cord, pokes to the eyes or in the ear, tail bone, stomping on your opponent while he is down.
Good luck OP but I really hope you get your ass kicked.
Learn basic ground game, how to guard, how to take a shot and mount, arm bars, whatever just look it up practice by yourself. Best bet is to bring some pocket sand just incase.
why do you need to fight this dude in the first place?
>can't throw a punch
Head butts, nigga. Just make sure it's your forehead against his nose, and nothing else. Don't give yourself a concussion.