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*migrates disrespectfully*

tfw no gf

Tom Jim is my idol

Really wish my ex didn't dye her hair

emily

why do you care if she's ur ex tho

Because Hispanics are lazy vagabonds who don't have the same lever of organization as blacks and as such there's no group to demand representation. Same with Asians.

I read somewhere that Captain Morgan Black was better than Kraken, is that statement true? Since Captain Morgan Spiced Rum is just awful, I doubt it is.

Australia doesn't even have its own general. fucking pathetic

She's starting to look like an old woman

wish I could just fast forward 3 years

I don't know
I just do

versus
d-don't draw the wrath of AUSNZ + BALT

who is this

(You)

You guys aren't hanging out alone on a Friday night are you?

wish i could rewind three years

by the time they finish loading the thread we'll already be making a new one

what was 3 years ago?

wish i could tolerate society

i drank a big cup of coffee now i have power fantasies

Feel like reproducing with her

pic related, me

wish i could

She doesn't look like a teenager anymore but I think it's just a bad picture

I'm hanging out with my best friends

of course not. i got you guys

good times

Getting drunk in my room, that's goddamn right I am son

*watches zulu*

Would shag your ex mate if you catch my drift

suumi

>not posting the better smoking pepe

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she's from latin american which is a bit odd

i am 6'3 with a penis under five inches

why's it odd?

You should transition and become an Amazonian transbian.

yes but

who

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...

Despite my best efforts all my posts are bland and derivative. I wanted to elevate shitposting to the level of a fine art. I need inspiration. I need a Muse.

it's not her, it's my own ignorant and narrow view of the world. Guess I didn't realize how diverse Brazil was.

you know that feel when you drink coffee black and after 5 minutes you get the best taste in the world in your mouth?

want to be dominated

no

How old is she?

are you a tea drinking faggot?

are u into femdom?

i consider my penis a mid sized sedan

im a manlet
no

Why do you want to know? Also guess and I'll tell you how close you are

SHIT ME TOO
LAST NAME HERRMANN

oh. that sounds fun

you know i'm such a fool for you

you got me wrapped around your finger

do you have to let it linger

are you a faggot who puts milk or sugar in coffee then?

i like putting hot chocolate mix in my coffee

Her nose is giant

This REALLY makes me think
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stop calling me a "faggot" you underage piece of crap

first name what

...

nose size is an 'elbows too pointy' tier thing for me, unless the nose is really really really big

>that german ancestory

Has anyone ever seen a bbc irl?

Nevermind

VENGABOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

hot

fucking HOT

>underage
FAGGOT

no, i want to see one

yes but now just any whore

need something more intellectual or successful businesswoman

How old do you think she is?

ive seen a black persons penis but it wasnt big

having movie night with qt indian girl

Sauce?

About 23

really enjoy the "boom boom boom boom" song

>tfw you werent a conscripted to colonize

You're right

COMMANDER BE CAREFUL WITH USING ROCKET LAUNCHERS YOU COULD DAMAGE ZE ARTIFACTS

you can never hold a trill nigga down

>tom jim
Was it autism ?

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stop watching the golden one

youtube.com/channel/UCS7iIuDiNoMRlToaxfc0inw/videos

just came across this channel

elliot is still alive

Why are you dating a mestiza?

If I smashed all the windows in the residence hall, people would be talking about how some maniac smashed all the windows in the residence hall.
I would feel like a huge deal.

Why is everyone on /cum/ so traditionalist?

what's been up with the golden one lately? he still calling himself a fascist? least he's not on welfare tho
cristina

This one?
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better than the other options

I'm not anymore

Elliot was not overly concerned with being a hapa and he considered himself to look practically white

yea
don't know what he calls himself

you want to prove your age now?
only little boys dont drink coffee

I guess I'm a traditionalist (and equally liberal/first wave feminist) for believing that:
>Women and men are biologically different
>Obese women aren't as attractive as slimmer women for the majority of men
>The capitalist economy is not founded on patriarchal violence and suppression of women

I want to get married but i have no money

you're 10.1994 years old? time to go friend

welcome new guy. you will find we have a diversity of opinions. you haven't even met commie montreal