My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Carson Flores
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Jace Jones
>inb4 reverse image search
Andrew Campbell
Your gf looks like a hoe, sorry.
Easton Flores
This copy pasta is old as fuck Come up with something original
Liam Ward
This is copy-pasta. I saw it on here like a month ago. Fuck off newfag.
Adrian Jackson
>a month ago >a month >month
Don't call anybody a newfag, this thread as been around for 6+ months.
Parker Campbell
>like a month ago hahahahahahahahahahaha
Ayden Flores
I fucking lol'ed 10/10 if troll 7/10 if copypasta
Eli Thomas
>implying 95% of the newfags know this
Brody Gray
that does sound pretty cash
Nathan Barnes
Newest newfag I've ever seen. Fucking copypasta is 10 years old.
Nathan Jones
the 2 of you faggots need to go back to le reddit or 9gag. This is a thread that has been around for more than a year. I hope the 2 of you choke on each others dicks
Kayden Reyes
Which ones the bitch they both seem like big ole ones
Chase Ramirez
>(She just blew me; Shit was SO cash).
Obviously written by lonely basement dwelling neckbearded cuck
Matthew Martinez
no it's been at least 18 months according to my notes. your a newfag
Hunter Thompson
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Owen Russell
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Charles Hill
who the fuck is that Heaven guy, he bitches in every fucking thread
Gavin Green
Planet of the Newfags, this thread has been around for 5+ years
Dylan Wood
that copypasta is from 2007. it's older than you
Adrian Thompson
pretty good
Josiah Watson
>mfw all these newfags in this thread
Hudson Ross
Don't get drunk and go drag racing in New Jersey this weekend.
Oh, wait! Too soon?
Bitches don't know about my Encyclopedia Dramaticus, or Know Your Memes.
Jaxson Price
iirc like 2004-2005
Jonathan Bell
OP here
You probably remember my name is John, and I want to apologize to every single one of you. I'm pretty sure most of you arent fat and are probably cleverer than I said, and if you guys want to look at pictures and stuff, then that's cool, everyone has a different life. The world is here to be shared, and I'm happy to share it with you guys. Most of you have probably got pussy before, anyway... I had a look around and there was a picture of a bitch being plowed by a guy with "RON PAUL Sup Forums" written on his dick. I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people... I do it myself, but not as well as you guys. I actually met my bitch through facebook, so I guess we're all a bit nerdy sometimes.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I deserve it after what I was like. I resigned from the football team and took up chess, and quit basketball when I realised the only people playing were niggers anyway. I also tried jacking off to an anime girl, which actually isn't all that bad. I only got straight A's because my mom fucked the principal, and my hot girlfriend is actually just a blow-up doll (She just popped; Shit was SO shit). You are all just reasonable people who should disregard what I said to you, don't become "an heroes" LOL (am I a newfag or what?). Thanks for listening, no hard feelings, right?
