W-welcome to CHORPED with Alice3D!

W-welcome to CHORPED with Alice3D!
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The premier cooking s-show on Sup Forums, and t-the only OC currently~! So take a seat, relax, and g-get a home cooked meal from someone who loves you

Aww yis

I made it!!! I'm here
(I also finished fall semester so it's on!!!)

Hey, Alice. I love you.

You mean the world to me.

C-congratulations!

And you are m-my world dear

Fuck yeah, Alice cooking!

~CC

so no advice tonight

Thats a very pretty Shirt you have on alice

Hello everyone~

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Alice! How's life? So great to see you again

It's chorp time.

is that your real hair?
Are we seeing a glimpse behind the curtain?

T-that's me!

Ask a q-question and I'll t-try to answer it

Y-yes, that's my real hair. Genuine raven haired asian girl here~

>Todays recipe: Grilled shrimp kebobs!

Oh boy, we're back to all shrimp all the time.

I look forward to next week's shrimp recipe.

alice leggies...

I might be able to help!

Aww. Yis.

ok
girlfriend wants kids, I don't. don't have the heart to tell her this. is it a dealbreaker?

What drive you to start this? What motivates you to keep doing it?

ALICE PANTSU

I dunno about that but i do like the dark locks.

Wish my luck im going to the doctors on monday because i have a constant pain in my balls and whenever i get Aroused it hurts like hell :l

I've d-done literally four recipes involving shrimps.

I w-would say so.

I d-do it because no one else is h-here to do it.

It's t-the truth!


Alright, let's get right into it. Here's our ingredient list, dearies

HAIR

not alice but this is creepy, dude

you do realize that Alice isn't real.
she's a... ROBOT!

How soon does she want them?

Do you see either you or her changing minds in that amount of time?

Oh jesus fuck dude I hope you are okay

G-good luck dear! Sounds like a torsion, good on you t-to go to the doctor!

I LOVE this threads

>is it a dealbreaker?

Sounds like that's a decision you need to make with your girlfriend.

Also, tell her how you feel. It's only going to create more problems if you don't.

What's with the typed stutter? You don't have a "real" stutter, as far as I can tell.

Y-yes, I have it too. At least on my head.

Yay~

fuck why do I do this to myself

HOLY SHIT

EXPOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn
like in the next couple of years. I won't change my mind
ok

If ya don't trust the girl to be mature enough to deal with your feelings, why would you be dating her?

>At least on my head.
What did she mean by this

Yes, I'd say it is, it's not exactly the kind of thing you can compromise on. It's a huge decision and not fair to either of you if one of you caves. -CC

Im feeling okey but i have to take piainkillers because it really fucking hurts hoping its nothing serious :l

>I've d-done literally four recipes involving shrimps.

Yeah, I just had a flashback to back to back shrimp recipes a few months ago and I gave you shit for it then so this seemed like a good time for a callback.

That she's a burn victim.

*thumbs up*


Alright, so here's our first to do list. Basic stuff, preparing the skewers and marinating the shrimpies

Checked

Hello!
Happy Friday evening to you!

((Sips coffee with you))

R-right back atcha, h-how was your day

Don't stress over it for now. If she won't change her mind either, it's not going to work out.

Though, calling it quits now is up to you. If it's really early on, I would dodge out. If you've been together a few years, it might be something that can be worked out.

I'm sure it'll turn out alright but damn, that is not a fun way to be right now

Hey alice. a few questions.
1. Do you live alone?
2. is this an online only persona? or do you wear girls clothes in public
3. what do you do for a living? (feel free to be non-specific, just curious about your field)
4. do your parents/friends know you like to crossdress and roleplay as a shy girl online?

ok
thanks crystal castles
I'll try to remember that

So fat so good! I start work at 10pm. At 6am, my weekend begins!

Alice, why do you add a stutter to your typing?

1. Yes, with Nano
2. I'm a biological female, so yes, I wear girls clothes in public. I'm a girl, what would I wear?
3. I'm a financial engineer
4. I don't crossdress or roleplay

Hope that helps

God speed

And h-here is the end of the how to

...

It's funny how they always expect a different response.

as long as i dont go infertile since me and the misses wants kids :l

why do you feel the need to lie? youre clearly a guy

...

Pfft.. Yeah, sure.

Who takes these pics anyways?

Creepy Reimu?

Hi again Alice *hugs*

Rate my benis

Hard to believe how long I have been falling to your pictures for now feels like years

Tell you what buddy. I gave you the benefit of the doubt. You wanna push it? Sure.

Prove I'm male. Prove I'm a guy. And I'll leave Sup Forums forever. Go ahead. I'll wait.

G-guess that optimism was misplaced!

I do

V-very nice!

*hugs tight* H-hey Ayumu

...

I'm a moonbitch

you're benis is nice.

Oh, n-next step, add a little bit of lemon juice for spice

Why do you stutter type? just curious

You're*

Thinking of getting a bottle of Codinex. Don't want "blah blah u shouldn't". Have any knowledge on this stuff?

Hello again are you doing a thread on /bant/ as well?

Heh...
I'm the only moonbitch. Except for tewi. Tewi's a moonbitch. But I'll fight you if you say that about Eirin.

I obviously cant prove it but a girl would never do this shit. can you provide any proof youre a female?

did you get a botched circumcision or did you just not peel it back all the way off

Until you post vag you will always be a trap

Gonna kiss you

You know who you are !!!!!!!!!!!!

my question is why do you care?
if people think you are a guy or a girl?
what's the big deal?

If someone said I was a girl, i'd just laugh and tell them 'ok, cool'

>worried about grammar on an anonymous online image board

>cataLOG link

First one

>I obviously cant prove it but a girl would never do this shit.

That's quite an assumption to make. But there's clearly a girl doing this. Right now. In front of you.

*your

T-that's me!

T-there is a reason it's schedule I in the US, Anonymous.

S-sure, as evidence I provide....literally three years of pictures, voice clips, a stream you can access at any time on Twitch (celtyplays) with backups on youtube (same name), and oh yeah, I have no adams apple or any male secondary characteristics.

So exactly why are you claiming I'm male, again?

There's one thing I've always wanted to see, Alice... Can you show us the inside of your refrigerator? The curiosity...O.o

>Someone plays along with the delusion
*gay action stars* H-hey friend!
>Someone calls you out for being a delusional male
SAY THAT TO MY FACE FUCKER NOT ONLINE SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Skin bridges are from circumcision.

If anyone in here believes Alice is a female, I have bad news for you.

Just learn basic english Grammar mate.

Sucks man.
Still, it's a nice dick.

You poor thing.

What? Schedule?

Is anyone else here a regular /bant/poster? It's my home board, it's actually pretty fun there.

I dont know about you, but i belive that you are not getting all the juice you can~ but then again, i rarely prep using lemons~

You do seem to like such art styles, I should get on creating some of my own sometime~

Nah

*blinks slowly* Pretty sure you'd f-feel different after being told it every day f-for seven years.

Y-yes, certainly, i asked f-for a fight by asking for proof.

Try harder.

It's b-bad news for me to be female?

Like I said, prove I'm male and I'll leave.

yeah, i heard.
she's a robot... :(

well you hide it. it is impossible for us to get proof since we cant physically check if you have a penis. you on the other hand could proove it quite easy by just wearing something tight and showing if you have a bulge or not (legs need to be spread, no tucking it away this time)
the fag thinks its cute. hint: its not, its annoying
bitch you got man hands