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poo and wee

piss off phimo

>saturday has the worst weather of the week

JUST

ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ramadan Mubarak /brit/

gonna wank

>estimated wallet value: 1.2BTC
>go to sleep
>wake up
>estimated wallet value: 0.98BTC

why can't you pronounce tu sounds

Futaba

gonna get orbital decompression

slow arthouse film, don't expect a real story.
But the mood and the cinematography are gorgeous.

willies?

>are jezza says the war in the middle east gives a casus belli against the UK for muslim terrorists

>theresa says that he's saying 'he's blaming us for terrorism' - despite the fact that the wars in the middle east were largely unpopular throughout society except amongst the political class

>theresa may puts down the most stringent surveillance state policy in the western world spying on literally everyone person and their grandma in case they're a terrorist.

>still has the cheek to say jezza is the one blaming 'us' for terrorism.

mind boggling

Why's Jason manford crying on stream

getting my sweat on

the thought of something costing part of a coin doesn't sit well with my 'ead

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phwoar

not usually into black girls but this one is peng

spanish is the most spoken language here mate, and tú is very common in spanish. I think we know how it is pronounced

Love boozing
Hate hangovers
And thats it

cos his mincer mate died

Jeremy Corbyn is stepping on the graves of children to make political capital
Disgraceful

He lived stream after the bombing the other night

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Gookmoot trying to drive up pass sales

Shan't be purchasing such frivolity

He makes a living posting stoic paragraphs about things on Facebook these days

it was after the manc bombing
i think it's cos it's part of the hash or something. Idk it does my head in a bit too

Test

>cinematography
this word has been rendered meaningless by the internet

Thank god I cannot again I feared my weekend would be more lonely than usual

everyone is virtue signalling.

reminder. all you passcunts are part of the problem

Yes I can shitpost again without a Sup Forums pass.

Dwayne Johnson is running for President in 2020

What will his key policies be?

>why yes, i have indeed purchased a pass

What a bloody poofter

it's the same price as ever

101 years since Sykes-Picot where the Brits & French carved up Ottoman territory while paying lip service to idea of Arab Independence.

Britishers are specialists at creating & fuelling sectarian conflicts to only then loot and plunder.

if they had just called it bitdollar or honestly anything but something i associate with a solid object itd be alri

objectively taking an objective look at objectivity

>hehe I'm running for President kind of as a meme, I have no experience but that's ok because I'm democrat unlike Trump
>Open borders
>Free stuff for everyone

alri?

Phwoar

Very sad to read Konosuba won't be getting a third season.

I'm not even sure what the official line is on why we keep fucking with the Middle East when it makes things worse every time.

I've just given up on photos of myself in general. I look like shit 100% of the time. It's why I gave up on dating sites and tinder and things, I'm just too ugly.

making playlists of all the vice city radio stations haha

I didn't mention the price you twit

agreed. quite happy this has all come to back round to bite our arse

we're all in here

Reckon NEETS are most likely to have a Sup Forums pass.

Not sure I agree

*objectively poos myself*

How do Belgians feel knowing their country only exists because it was a big field that Britain, Germany and France decided to have their wars on?

Raining lads

It felt like rain and now it's raining

Is it possible for humans to predict weather based on feeling or is it just a placebo?

want my arse bitten

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well there is no advertising on the board right now so what the hell are you on about you flailing spastic

Every president is going to be a meme president now after Trump won.

And besides, he's a movie star like are Ronnie was, that's a top qualification.

Just heard thunder lads

Shit

i think its possible
it always smells a bit different before it rains

can probably feel the humidity and temperature changing as the weather front approaches if you're not keeping an eye on the clouds

give us a movie to watch

probably fine with it because being wedged between the some of the richest countries in the world makes them incredibly well off for nothing.

*takes a bite*

dwayne "the nigger" johnson

did vice city radio stations have djs and shit?
the little interludes were one of the reasons i liked flylo fm

Your brain remembers what it was like before it rained all those times before and translates that into a feeling that it's going to rain.

fengkuei boys

the 2020 democratic nominee will be mark zuckerberg m8
he probably won't win, then the 2024 nom will be tulsi gabbard and she'll win

morning is here

stranger by the lake

call him that to his face

Been to Belgium this week on my Europe trip and it's a really nice place. All the houses are really nice and all the streets and towns are clean and tidy. Didn't go to Brussells tbf which I imagine is like every city in the world and dirty and shit

yeah
at least two of the stations were 100% chat based

fuck off poof

literally would. he'd probably chimp out and punch me, then I could sue him for millions

explains A LOT

t. neil diamond

not sure about this one

wave 103 was the GOAT
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>recently new evidence shows humans originated from Europe, not Africa

Free immigration

its good

look at that american flag

if brits flew the english flag they'd be arrested for racism, or so i heard

best choon that's ever been posted on /brit/

feels.

Probably have his minions beat the shit out of you instead and you'd get nothing desu.

WE

i'm tired of being afraid all the time

alri adolf

i don't think there's enough evidence for that yet

you've got me :3

if you even consider voting for that commie melt I will personally hunt you down and heem you

ah yes pass users:
>thaicunt
>bradspammer
>anime nonces
*notes it down*

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Rorke has lost the plot

eating a lidl kinder bueno haha

I'm just resigned to it at this point

Even if I was attractive I'd not know what to do if given female attention so whatever

>Watching an old foreign film I downloaded
>Suddenly there's a naked kid on screen
>Delete torrent and immediately wipe my movie hard drive

Did I overreact? It wasn't porn or anything but still.

20mg amphetamine sulphate straihght up the shieetbepiep

afraid of what