Got caught fapping

Got caught fapping.

Ok???

By my sister and her friend

Use it to your advantage

Fucking tell the story then you dumbshit

...

Is that your sister? Post nudes.

Wait. That's not your sister.
Miss me w/ ur bullsh8

My friends give me a hard time for having a hot sister. She is having her friend sleep over. Friend is hot. Go downstairs because I know they are going to be loud and obnoxious all night. Playing c.o.d. ww2 hardcore. Only way to play. Grab phone browsing pornhub in the middle of deaths. Dashboard start cranking. Dick in hand and hear sister yell oh my god and bolts. Friend yells oh my god giggling and grabs her bag and bolts. They came down for her fucking bag

sadly you will be known as the small dick pervert :/

>fapping where you can easily be caught
you deserve it

Basically I'm fucked at school

I can't even go back upstairs

its only getting caught if you stop and try to hide it
Keep going and ask them to help instead

fake and gay

I'm pretty positive they witnessed stroking followed clumsily panicking grabbing a blanket for cover

If you've dick slapped them, instead of laughing they could have sucked your dick

I wish it was

what if you talk to them, if you post in here we might help you to persuade them into hardcore anal

What in the hell would I say? I'm not going up there

Why the fuck not? they've seen your dick, the least you can do now is to make them stfu or if they talk at least have them talk positive

Ask if you were watching the kind of porn they enjoy or if you should pull up something more to their liking. Ask them if it turned them on. Fuck that, tell them it turned them on and then prove it.

Do this, go with them and play stupid, say this,"ahmmm sorry you saw that sister and friend [insert names], I hope you understand", then follow it with a "I bet you've done the same, fearing to get caught, but I'm not that lucky" from here it can only go well it will be on of two:
a) "We get it user, we didn't expect to see that, but we get it"
or
b) "we don't do that,excuses, were are saints, more excuses and bullshit"
if b) just say, "I'm a male, my dick was hard, you girls wouldn't understand how it feels to be alone, with the dick hard, and want to avoid blue balls... I had to watch porn and bust a nut, it's basic male needs" and appeal to emotion, "I just wished I had a girl to put my dick in" after this you'll look like a pussy faggot, but at least they won't treat you like shit for watching your dicklet

This is real life I go to the same school as them I don't think these suggestions would work

Post a picture of them

>This is real life
I know, all women are whores, even your mother, so if you make them feel nobody will know your dick was inside them and that they'll have fun, shit will be good