What would you do if the Dutch invaded your country?

What would you do if the Dutch invaded your country?

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Impregnate the females, destroy the males and indoctrinate the young.

Join them

like the muzzies did with you long ago alberto?

Flee to the UK.

rape

Do you even history friend?

that doesn't make any sense, he is a portugese not a visigoth, portuguese were never indoctrinated by muslims

t. autism

call it a glorious revolution obviously

join them

le who?

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Thank you for delivering best thread of the month brit.

I would gladly welcome civilization and rejoice over this bright future

Already have... we Call them the "English"

"From 711 to 1249, much of the territory of what is now Portugal (namely south of the Mondego river, but particularly in the Alentejo and the Algarve) was under Muslim control, and was called Al-Garb Al-Andalus (the west of Al-Andalus)."

This unironically already happened in the past. Thats how the Batavian republic was established.

fight back the calvinist heretics

I mean: when the French joined in when the Dutch were invading the Dutch.

Either fight them or accept our Frankish overlords as our masters and rekt whole Europe in their name, as we did before.

We are peaceful, unlike all of our detestable neighbours (the French, the Germans, the English) who love to invade, we simply want to live our lives in peace.

Sadly, us being surrounded by imperialist hyenas from all sides makes this difficult. Our best neighbour by far is the sea, which has tried to kill us too but who we've beaten into submission, for now. And even behind that sea lies the greatest abomination of an island, filled with people who would make orcs look beautiful and peaceful. The British.

We just want to be left alone.

>this bait

You do know that the whole Portugal nation thing was created to just murder moors right?

And then asturians reconquered that land and expelled the muslims by creating the county of Portugal. Later those people continued the reconquista removing couscous by repopulating those area with christians, thus why Spain and Portugal had low populations during the middle ages.

invade them back youtube.com/watch?v=njzf9bm_imo
have a beer afterwards

>implying they didnt impreggo alot of weemin 500+ years

whatever lets you sleep at night barbossa

Surrender
The toothpaste empire will rise

Join them

Truly a nation of philosophers.

They can't enter a country higher than 10 metres above sea level

We don't "love to invade"

We love to bully

Rape the women soldiers desu,
and rise up our massive population to counterattack

Be happy. I'm a Dutchboo.

>don't know what else to google
>LOL
>LMAO
>BTFO

no arguments to save yourself from your ignorance, you're just a waste of oxygen to the rest of us.

They did. I don't know much about it except they failed.

Breed with their women and create Belgians.

Accept gracefully the invasion, host them and made them relax and get used to good food, good weather.
In the meanwhile promise to do all the productive things they ask us to do but actually postpone them indefinitely.
Day by day slowly corrupt their soul and eventually transform them into lazy meds.
It's not our first rodeo, it always works.

shouldn't we rather call you to remove them ?

u smart

I would welcome them. The Dutch would live in Norway, and Netherlands could become belgian.

I would feel pretty good about this.

>could become belgian

got a better idea : Belgium and Netherlands become French, with their help we kill kebabs and make Francia GREAT AGAIN

Sure why not. As long as the Dutch came and lived in Norway.

hum...

Yea, repopulating Netherlands seems to be a good idea

>wanting walloons in your country
Are you suicidal?

I don't think we have time to invade other countries. We only work 30 hours a week.

youtube.com/watch?v=RtXW1LNUXJE

Laugh at them, while they are trying to ride their stupid bikes on our destroyed roads.

Are they this bad?

whatever, we're a suicidal people : most frenchies respect, tolerate blacks, arabs, jews, muslims and they voted for a fucking liberal to counter a socialist woman depicted as Satan himself.

Is he for open boarders?

We took in a large number of walloons between the 17th and 18th century and look at us now.

welcome them with open arms as HDI brethren

they were the first Europeans in Australia also

put termites in their shoes

Some of their descendants still live in the area on the map

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Brazil

Brazil is WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE

Put a small step at every door so that they'd bump their heads and just laugh at them.

we have Uruguay for drugs

At this point; anyone with a bit of European can be considered as European as long as it boost our ever decreasing number

hahahahaha
Yeeessss....YESSSSSSSS

Place a bucket of water on top of my door, because Dutch people are scared of being flooded

shitpost about it on Sup Forums

get a dutch gf

devilish

orchestrated hit and run attacks on strategic camper van rental sites

Yeah, they always mention that their family immigrated from Walloon.

Kill all their men and impregnate all their women.

kms

as long as they bring their culture, I wouldn't complain.

gotta fight back just like we did back then

Indeed we do
t. 1/64 Wallonian

id be ok with this

Awesome. I always wished the US had been a Dutch colony rather than an English one.

Learn their goofy language and shitpost as normal

I am an extremely ugly shitskin, what are my chances of banging her?

> dutch
> invading

Stock up on bicycles. It will be quite a profit.

this triggered moor again kek. One of your forefathers was named karim abdul. Deal with it

What's the link between your cuckoldry and walloons, tho?

>implying they havent already

they "invade" every summer, we smile and take their money

Holländer-Maut, jetzt! Da können wir von den Italienern was lernen!

Joke's on you, we'll simply polder the shit out of your petty little bucket.

>most frenchies respect
Nope

It is the Bretons, the Occitans, and the Basques

French hate shitskins

just like your grandchildren

force them to teach us how to become oil niggers and after a couple of years make a duterte-style drug addict purge to get rid of 80% of the dutch population.

I think we are fairly similar people. I wouldn't mind them coming here.

Help them.
The duch should be running the world.

My surname is from there so I'd join them and purge the Mexicans for the Groot Nederlands Rijk.

What superiority do they offer besides cheap weed and dutch honey waffles?

They already invaded our Midwest.

They're fucking assholes but have great cheese and pastries.

DUTCH EAST INDIE WILL RISE AGAIN!

Best civic society in the world
Historically tolerant but not retarded
Masters of finance and commerce
Beautiful language and people

at least we have grandchildren

Nothing, they're pretty cool guys.

Welcome them with a pint and relax as they overdose on beer

You almost had me until "beautiful language". I could speak like them if I had a potato in my mouth. Constantly.

Ah, the age old question of the american: Do I invade this country or do I go for another XXXTRA-LARGE bag of pastries and a wheel of cheese.

>beautiful language
Oh, now I know you're just memeing.

>Beautiful language and people

Hän on Muricalainen. Muricalainen kieli on huono ja tyhmä murre.

You take the wheel and cheese, naturally. The swamp niggers have kept us from invading for years now.

As long as they bring their urban planning with them, sounds good to me

But what about the pastries?

Start selling tiny foamy beers and make an absolute killing

Surrender immediately. Holland is the only european cunt I can tolerate.

Plebs

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