Celeb thread

Celeb thread

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Imagine being Pablo in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific pudgy face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old latina in Chloe's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that mexican kid and not only open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her nipple piercings and cameltoe, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fucking michelin man face sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting fridge body. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown latinas and later alleged cartel rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack as she leaves it open while wearing those improperly fit sweatpants, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there, open her car door, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she calls for another door to open, and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking mexican kid. You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it.

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they called me new lmao

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mmm there she is. so hot in her bra

wowie hi dovey

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oh you...

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Good afternoon, user.
I hope you've had a splendid day so far...
Tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today

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everyone is a newfag, nothing new

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who dis?

I do hope you stayed hard for her

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for the sole purpose of procreation

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yes exactly

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Tits or gtfo

Hey there

too cute OwO

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>tits
>gtfo
Pick one

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fuck
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KEK

Shes gonna make me fucking cum

oh my

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She really has a problem with Tribbles.
Poor girl...

I see you haven't posted tits yet, user

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Moar

We're waiting

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rock hard mate. her tits get me solid

Fuera grasa.

The fuck is this.

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Oi Oi lads

qt

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she's so bangin

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Fuck yes, ugh

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qt3.14

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nice Jenna feets, c-money

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You newfags are so cancer you new generation of Sup Forums users are to pussy to do any of the shit we did years ago and look what anonymous became a bunch of stupid maskfags when the original anonymous was a group of trolls from Sup Forums fucking with people just for the lulz also now when a newfag goes into a raid they say they are from Sup Forums as if they do not know about rules 1 and 2 and all i see you faggots doing now is just fucking sitting here and jerking off and posting the same shit over 9000 times everyday may as well call Sup Forums pornhub 2.0 now you guys are so fucking stupid this new generation of Sup Forums sucks ass i feel bad for every single one of you also love how newfags bitch and cry and say not youre personal army when someone tries to bring back the LULZ shows that you faggots are to pussy LOL

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Shiiit. Fucking my hand so damn hard

I'll tell her you said that
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

She certainly is

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WEW

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Thanks Jenna bruv

Just whiffing my roommates used thong and socks, jerking it away

I luv duv

my goodness what a forward young woman

i really triggered that kid lmao

kapowski. my man

Dat patrician taste

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Fantastic body. So fucking hard atm

no doubt anony
which one? lol

Maisie Waisie

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And their shows are not going to change things up. Cancer. Lets try to be better than people, ugly way to change it up cancer and to hold on to people, cancer and the short and ugly kids are no cancer, no cancer miracle people look like a piece of poop cancer only on television cancer and they travel like super stars, but they're just a budget PopEater than everybody else. The way Kirsten cater. Any people together? Ugly cancer. And that's why survive is a blessing cancer, not me now, if they bother you, ugly way cancer, no cancer, no cancer in frontof, change things up cancer within try to be better than you ugly with cancer look for a short shit for all cancer. And was to copy off of you cancer, no cancer, no cancer. I thought change things up cancer to change things up cancer, whole people cancer and am trying to read you cancer in front of change things up while holding on to you and make everything difficult, so could change things up and when you want a comfortable, they just fucking holding on to you and then change things off in and lie to people and have them try to get you angry by holding on to people, lie to you and just read more things if they couldn't get you angry or something like that, and so I just choose comfortable and they just try to read people for a change, things up. Sure poop frog cancer. After that so anyways to put cancer about it short cancer

The redhead has such an odd face, it's like she's wearing a mask.

me too

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DICK ACTIVATE

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Unghhhhhhhhh

I lurk these threads too much, maisie is actually turning me on