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Queen of Brit edition

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First

cara

she is cute

what does public disgrace.com on the bottom mean why is that there?

'shalla

Planning my next move.

sue

cheers lad
I take pride in my food

Report kshitters for spamming and rule violations lads

Probably the site the pic is from

i love kfc but im not an asian

what will you do when your kids ask you why you didn't invest in greater nottingham lads?

>that face
'nce

hmmm

wear a black ski mask but I don't ski

Autism

not enough evidently

Tell them it was not part of my business plan.

wew can feel the heat coming of this one

>im not an asian
>looks at you flag

not sure i believe you Xi Bruce Pang

pizza tonight

alcolohol is kickning in leds

never had kfc before, whenever i get fried chicken i just get it off a dodgy place on justeat with a 0 hygiene rating

would be terrified getting on the tube with all the shifty looking 'sheeds about in london

...

youtube.com/watch?v=HVC6RL3TyZI

hate the Poonited Queerdom

Why do you actually want a gf

You can satisfy any sexual cravings with a wank
Your mates are the best companions you could ask for
Don't have to deal with any relationship bullshit

Why?

'shalla

our chinese % is on par with your paki % desu

kfc gives food poisong

i hate the unshite gaytes

Korean style fried chicken is nice. I've been seeing so many new Korean places of late.

last person to plant a bomb on 'ube was a white autist

Pics

I'm just an animal looking for a home and,
Share the same space for a minute or two
And you love me till my heart stops
Love me till I'm dead
Eyes that light up, eyes look through you
Cover up the blank spots
Hit me on the head
Ah ooooooooooooooohhoooooohhhhh

the sun always shines in one way or another

would never mumble while singing nigga
maybe thats a british thing

plan of action:
>get out of bed
>have a shit
>have a shower
>clean up last night's sick
>scavenge for some weed
>watch fa cup final

Doing a variant of GreySkull lads.

>A Day
Bench 3x5
Curls 3 x12
Deadlifts 1x5
Shrugs 3 x 12

>B Day
OHP 3x5
Chin ups 3x10
Squat 3x5
Calf Raises 3x12

Will I be swole? Want to have a beach bod for next year. (skinny fat so hopefully wont be too hard.)

gonna be attending two black men fighting each other as a 'sport' later

he was being remotely controlled by arabs through rap music

Alri Villalad

I want to fuck her so much

youtube.com/watch?v=UYi-VySmFVg

cute

>cats
odd pets

used to live near a train track. noise drove me insane

Had my shoes on all day just from taking the recycling out this morning.

What am I like?

how often do you change your sheets lads?

changed mine yesterday for first time this year

is there any language where x has a unique sound and isn't just a copycat of another letter

can't imagine being truly multilingual
must be so nice

gf is trilingual and I feel like a bit of a dunce next to her

'shalla

you are disgusting

You are man ready for action.

Once a month, maybe 6 weeks.

When the gf gets around to it

i know english, c++, java, python, ruby, rust, javascript, php, html.. more than any so called "multilingual" person does

I aim for once a week but usually I'm too depressed and hungover to give a fuck so usually about once every 3 weeks

fantastic post

>Glasgow munchie box
That's insane

every 3-5 weeks probably, whenever the fabric softener smell is gone and replaced with fart or sweat

just got a phonecall from jammer
he told me corbyn's won and the queen's sorting out the paperwork as we speak

Whenever mum tells me to. My mate doesn't use a sheet and sleeps straight onto the mattress. Not a pretty sight.

good bait

*enters thread*
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!
*skids in my socks across the floor*

P ics

are the maoris in NZ anywhere near as bad as the abbos in Oz?

most people I know have been to both and they always talk about abbos as being astoundingly subhuman ... but they don't seem to have anything against the maoris

are they just more engaged in kiwi society (ie never seen a single abbo Oz rugby player but half the NZ squad are maoris)

html isn't a language, ruby is mostly interchangeable with python/parts of php, javascript is a doss, rust is some nerd shit same as c++. java, ok, fair enough

don't sleep on a bed, don't really see the point

just sleep on the floor with a duvet and pillow, much comfier 2bh

What's a Glasgow munchie box lad?

I live in Scotland and we have various munchie boxes depending on if you want chinese, turkish, chip shop etc.

Munchie boxes are fucking greatest thing to happen to cuisine.

only right answer

queen beds require too much effort for me to think about changing more regularly than 3 months

move into a big 2 bed flat in less than 3 weeks lads

'cited

*appears from the rafters and swings down into /brit/*
*picks up this lads plate, slaps him in the face with the "food" on it, then turns around frisbees the greasy plate at this twat's head , knocking him over in a beautiful spray of shattered crockery*
heh
*vanishes in a cloud of black smoke*

Unfortunately I do have a photograph.

maoris are polynesians who went to NZ only a few hundred years before the europeans arrived

abos are barely human, weren't even classes as human beings until the late 60s

No creature on Earth is as bad as the Abbo. Except for maybe Somalians. Abbos have to be actively told not to sleep in the middle of roads and aussies had to invent non-toxic petrol because abbos were trying to steal petrol out of moving cars and shit to sniff it.

I read somewhere that maoris have a crazy high rate of noncing. Might be bullshit. They've always seemed like good lads to me. All Polynesians seem chilled out.

Post it

>are the maoris in NZ anywhere near as bad as the abbos in Oz?
The Maoris were integrated somewhat better but I think they're generally just as bad.

youtube.com/watch?v=GvnDPwft75s

However, it's hard to imagine fucking most Abos. I could imagine fucking a Maori woman.

>I live in Scotland and we have various munchie boxes depending on if you want chinese, turkish, chip shop etc.
o-oh, s-sorry

Baby abbos are on the jet fuel now

*falls over*
WWWWHWHHOOOOOOOOOOAOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
*catapults over the snack table*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*smashes headfirst into the lads talking about the maoris*

and nobody died
tch, men

could be worse m8

All islanders are nonces lad. Ever read about Hawaii? Older women nonce little boys to teach them how to make women orgasm and older men nonce little girls to teach them how to give blowies. Repulsive creatures, islanders.

I was the other lad that posted my motive

I am terribly sorry, I meant to say:
>Unfortunately I do *not* have a photograph.

anyway how much of a grub do you have to NEED to change sheets weekly

can't remember where it is but I remember that tiny british island in the atlantic with like 200 people on and all the men were nonces

was in the news a few years ago with trials etc.

I change my bedding every 3 days because I'm not a disgusting pig

>Police also found shredded paper with bombmaking instructions on them and a shopping list for “pressure cooker bomb materials” on an iPad he used. The note included a reminder to “keep this a secret between me and Allah #InspireTheBelievers”.

Pitcairn.

All related, all sex offenders

i have a bath every year whether i need it or not lol!!!!

thats why virgin is synonymous with nonce

'shalla

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Smart Yank

sounds like you ARE a disgusting sweaty pig who eats, drinks and picks his toes in bed

Fucking disgusting islanders. Hate them all.

genuine fan if hip-hop here and coloring book was certainly not as good as acid rap, or even 10 day for that matter