If he rated video games like he did albums, what would be on his list?

If he rated video games like he did albums, what would be on his list?

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Bioshock Infinite

Undertale - 10
TF2 - 5

The fact that so many books still name Mario as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" video game series ever only tells you how far video games are still is from becoming a serious art.

top game is dwarf fortress (9.5/10)

Dark Souls: 9.5/10

LoZ Orcarina 4/10

Zelda Ocarina of Time: 3/10

Depression Quest: 8/10

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties: 9.5/10

In his post about the history of video games he praised Braid and The Witness iirc

Satoru Iwata died of cancer in july 2015.

kek

this isn't Sup Forums

LSD Dream Emulator
Braid
Witness
Portal
The Stanley Parable
Antichamber

Super Mario Bros - 3/10
Super Mario Bros 2 - 6.5/10
Super Mario Bros 3 - 4/10
Super Mario Land - 4/10
Super Mario Land 2 - 5/10
Super Mario World - 4/10
Super Mario 64 - 3/10
Super Mario Sunshine - 6/10
New Super Mario Bros - 3/10
Super Mario Galaxy - 5/10
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - 4.5/10

Tetris 9/10
Mario 64 7/10
Ocarina of time 8/10
Metal Gear Solid 8/10
GTA San Andreas 7/10
Shadow of the colossus 7/10
Half Life 8.5/10
Half life 2 8/10
Dark Souls 8/10
Bloodborne 7/10
Bioshock 8/10
Bioshock Infinite 6.5/10
Uncharted 2 6/10
The Last of Us 6.5/10

>all these vidya plebs

Top picks would be Niko: Through The Dream, Cry Of Fear, Dreamfall: The Longest Journey, Icewind Dale, I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, Ikaruga, Kentucky Route Zero, Jazzpunk, Knock Knock, Off-Peak and Blood II

Sonic 1 6/10
Sonic 2 6.5/10
Sonic 3&K 5/10
Sonic Adventure 4/10
Sonic Adventure 2 4.5/10
Sonic Heroes 6/10
Shadow the Hedgehog 7/10
Sonic 06 4/10
Sonic Unleashed 4/10
Sonic Colours 3/10
Sonic Generations 4/10
Sonic Lost World 5.5/10
Sonic Mania 3/10
Sonic Forces 3.5/10

That seems right.

There it is, the classical Scaruffi-poster who also thinks fame is a negative factor, and values unknown titles more than well known masterpieces.

You don't get Scaruffi

Did he actually play them? Scaruffi doesn't seem like the type of old guy that plays video games.

How would he rate the Smash Brothers series?

He doesn't even listen to the music he reviews, so a fair guess is "no"

He's more accurate than the other posted lists

maplestory 9.5/10

considering this is a Scaruffi thread doesn't that make sense

I don't even read Scaruffi, I just know how he thinks

>Icewind Dale
user pls, the Scaruffi-core Infinity Engine game is obviously Planescape Torment.

>scaruffi giving anything made in the 21st century a high score
no you don't
highest he's given anything this century is Joanna Newsom's ONE 8.5

N64 7/10
Melee 6/10
Brawl 4/10
Wii U 4.5/10
3DS 6.5/10

Rock is an older medium than Vidya though, so the cutoff point would probably be more recent.

here's his page with the most significant games from each year 1990 and forward and miscellaneous other shit
scaruffi.com/art/videogames_files/frame.html

Super Mario Bros: 5
Bubsy 3D: 10
COD4: 8

The real question here is how would Scaruffi rate MGS?

F:NV

Scaruffi is the kind of guy that rates Wolfenstein higher than DOOM

icycalm is pretty much the scaruffi of vidya

highest rated kojima game is snatcher
mgs 2 is the best mg

Deus Ex 6/10

stop posing about yourself

Vidja plebs
VA11-HALL A 8.5/10

As usual with Kojima, Metal Gear Solid V (Konami, 2016), produced again by Sony, is mostly image and very little about the game. This is a trivial "game" that any amateur could make, except that most amateurs would be ashamed to release it.
Kojima was fired of konami in january 2016.

He'd probably think of Zelda as the Beatles equivalent, how people praise Ocarina for doing in 1998 when all of its "innovations" were in place by 1996.

No way, he'd go:

N64: 6/10
Melee: 7/10
Brawl: 5.5/10
Wii U: 5/10
3DS: 4/10

Megaman X: 6.5/10
Megaman X2: 5/10
Megaman X3: 5.5/10
Megaman X4: 4/10
Megaman X5: 4/10
Megaman X6: 3/10
Megaman X7: 6/10
Megaman X8: 7.5/10

No, that makes too much sense. Scaruffi is too contrarian to say Melee is the best and 3DS is the worst.

Some loli porn games probably

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WTF I LOVE SCARUFFI NOW??

He would never do that because he reviews art, which videogames are not.

Are these real?

Fallout: 8.5/10
Fallout 2: 9/10
Fallout 3: 6/10
Fallout New Vegas: 6.5/10
Fallout 4: 4/10

what makes video games not art?

He does review videogames, idiot

scaruffi.com/art/videogames_files/frame.html
scaruffi.com/art/videogames_files/frame.html
scaruffi.com/art/videogames_files/frame.html

But besides New Vegas this is accurate

No The Beatles copypasta would easily be Pokemon

I fucking knew he would rate Wolfenstein high
Scaruffi is a patrician

Nobody thinks that about Pokemon though

>Takeshi's Challenge rated the same score as Ocarina of Time

You cannot make this up.

it would be zelda

It is the most overrated series of all time

he'd give something like LSD or Eastern Mind a 9.5

It's not, it just has a shitload of players and that somehow bothers you

he gave Zelda 8.5/10

he's not wrong

>Satoru Iwata died of cancer in july 2015.

The Elder Scrolls: Arena: 7/10
The Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall 8/10
The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind 8/10
The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion 6/10
The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim 4/10

Fallout 1: 8/10
Fallout 2: 6.5/10
Fallout 3: 6/10
Fallout NV: 6.5/10
Fallout 4: 3/10

Pokémon RBGY- 8/10
Pokémon GSC- 7/10
Pokémon RSE- 7/10
Pokémon FRLG- 6/10
Pokémon DPPl- 6.5/10
Pokémon HGSS- 6.5/10
Pokémon BW- 5/10
Pokémon B2W2- 5.5/10
Pokémon XY- 5/10
Pokémon SM- 5/10

he would probably bash Morrowind already for giving away so many game mechanics just for the fancy graphics which Daggerfall didn't have or smth

Dark Souls - 10/10
Metal Gear Solid 2 - 9,5/10
Bioshock Infinite - 9/10

>Although less impressive, White Light White Heat (1967) contains Sister Ray, which probably remains the ultimate, definitive masterpiece of rock music, an epic piece that rivals Beethoven's symphonies and John Coltrane's metaphysical improvisations.

What would be his Sister Ray of video games?

This

ugh, genwunners are the worst

>Thread subject: If Scaruffi rated video games like he did albums, what would be on his list?

Portal- 8/10
Portal 2- 7.5/10

Takeshi's Challenge would be the only 9.5 game.

So I'd like to hijack the thread to ask you what are your opinions on currently top rated games on Glitchwave (RYM's equivalent for video games):

glitchwave.com/charts/

Call Of Duty - 5/10
Call Of Duty 2 - 7/10
Call Of Duty 3 - 6/10
Modern Warfare - 8.5/10
World At War - 7.5/10
Modern Warfare 2 - 7/10
Black Ops - 6.5/10
Modern Warfare 3 - 6/10
Black Ops 2 - 6/10
Ghosts - 5/10
Advanced Warfare - 4.5/10
Black Ops 3 - 5.5/10
Infinite Warfare - 3/10

MGS: 8/10
MGS2: 9.5/10
MGS3: 6.5/10
MGS4: 5/10
MGS5: 5.5/10

my nigga

Call Of Duty - 6.5/10
Call Of Duty 2 - 7/10
Call Of Duty 3 - 6/10
Modern Warfare - 7/10
World At War - 7/10
Modern Warfare 2 - 6/10
Black Ops - 6.5/10
Modern Warfare 3 - 5/10
Black Ops 2 - 6/10
Ghosts - 4.5/10
Advanced Warfare - 6/10
Black Ops 3 - 5.5/10
Infinite Warfare - 4/10

This is more accurate desu

Subtract 1 from all of these

>out of the top 20, 16 are Japanese.

all these ancient arcade games that nobody cares.

>all that weebshit

*vomits*

The fact that so many books still name the Final Fantasy VII as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" RPG ever only tells you how far RPGs still are from becoming a serious genre. Platformer critics have long recognized that the greatest platformer games of all times are Super Mario 64 and Banjo-Kazooie, who were not the most famous or most challenging or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. FPS critics rank the highly controversial Hexen over FPS games who were highly popular in households around world. RPG critics are still blinded by commercial success. Final Fantasy VII sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore it must have been the greatest. Platformer critics grow up playing a lot of platformer games of the past, FPS critics grow up playing a lot of FPS games of the past. RPG critics are often totally ignorant of the RPG games of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that Final Fantasy VII did anything worthy of being saved.

nothing before 1990 kek

The Elder Scrolls: Arena: 5/10
The Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall 8/10
The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind 7/10
The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion 6/10
The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim 4/10

kek, good work

Maybe the west produces shit games

Nice

this thread is also full of japanese games

go figure

>Japanese = weeb

no, the RYM/glitchwave community is just a bunch of weebs

look at their top "classical" albums, it's literally almost all JRPG soundtracks

>top game is dwarf fortress (9.5/10)
fucking kek

no, the RYM/glitchwave community is just a bunch of Sup Forums users, who are generally known to be weebs*

ftfy

>hgss that low
Jesus christ how does someone develop a taste that's equivalent to a fucking mount of steaming shit

Is he right, Sup Forums?

THE FACT that people still consider fallout 3 a good game shows how much we have to improve

unironically this

Top 10 Games:
1. Tetris: 9.5/10
2. Elite: 9.5/10
3. Super Mario Bro: 9/10
4. Earthbound: 9/10
5. Mother 3: 9/10
6. Shadow of the Colossus: 9/10
7. Planescape: Torment: 9/10
8. Half Life: 9/10
9. MGS2: 9/10
10. Persona 4: 8.5/10

obvious troll

i dont think this guy is jokng