Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Maisie Williams standing there
Wat do?

Call the police

Punch her on the jaw and tounge her asshole

Turn 360 degrees and walk out

That... ehhrm.... human garbage again?? Not only is she butt ugly and fat as a pig, she also looks like shit and is fucking overweight. Not to mention that she is fucking unattractive and weighs waaay too much.

So you'd walk into her again you retard......

Play her a tune.

Spotted the new guy.

I’d have sex with her.

I’ll never forget that night. I was ready for bed, walked into my bedroom, and there was Maisie Williams. She was wearing a jumper with all aeroplanes on, and some pants. And a tiara made of stars.

“Hello Maisie Williams,” I said. “What are you doing here?”

“I don’t know.” She said.

I grabbed my accordion and began to play. Within seconds she was singing.

>Come all ye young fellows that follows the sea
>To me, way hey, blow the man down
>Now please pay attention and listen to me
>Give me some time to blow the man down

>I'm a deep water sailor just come from Hong Kong
>You give me some whiskey, I'll sing you a song

>When a trim Black Ball liner's preparing for sea
>On a trim Black Ball liner I wasted me prime

>When a trim Black Ball liner preparing for sea
>You'll split your sides laughing such sights you would see

>There's tinkers and tailors, shoemakers and all
>They're all shipped for sailors aboard the Black Ball

>When a big Black Ball liner's a-leaving her dock
>The boys and the girls on the pier-head do flock

>Now, when the big liner, she's clear of land
>Our bosun he roars out the word of command

>Come quickly, lay aft to the break of the poop
>Or I'll help you along with the toe of me boot

>Pay attention to orders, now, you one and all
>For see high above there flies the Black Ball

>’Tis larboard and starboard, on deck you will sprawl
>For kicking Jack Rogers commands the Black Ball

She laughed, “Oh, that was fun!”

Then I called her a taxi.

>Wat do?

This! And hard as fuck, too.

She's on my wish list. Wife already agreed to it. If Maisie is willing, I'm gonna get all I can.

Have a (You) for your effort

Maybe it is just an artifact of the video, but that man appears to produce a small knife before punching her. Perhaps only his keys.

Apologize for the mess. Ask her to help me clean up.

ask if i can lick her eyebrows

Fuck her.. Imho she is pretty hot.

Puke a little in my mouth

fuck, that's my shitty crush on her finished

How do people find this thing attractive? She looks like the sloth from Ice Age.

>fat as a pig

>She looks like the sloth from Ice Age.
Like (You) wouldn't fuck a sloth.

that app makes everyone look like a fucking meth head

>Get home late after work
>The house is empty
>Housemate must be out
>Notice my room light is on for some reason
>wtfisgoingon.gif
>Open my door
>Maisie Williams standing there with no trousers on
>wat.jpeg
>Who are you? What are you doing in my place?
>No response
>Drop my bag and march up to her
>6'5", built like a tank
>Tower over her, ask what she's doing her again
>No response
>She looks retarded

cont

>Go to call the police
>Phone line is dead
>She's still standing in my room
>okaybitch.wav
>Close the door and lock it, pushing the key back under my door
>Window is the only escape and I have the only key to it
>Slap her in the face
>Dat eyebrow jiggle though
>Ask what she's doing here again
>No response
>Tear her clothes off
>No response
>shitson.json
>Throw her on to the bed
>Her eyes flutter for a moment, must be the glue I spilled there
>Tie her wrists to bedposts, might as well use them for once
>Fetch blade from drawer
>"What do you think this is for?"
>Run the blade, handle side up, along her inside leg
>Crying.bat
>"Haha, that's right you dumb cunt. Why'd you break in here, huh?"
>Silence falls
>Pull open that sweet, sweet pinkness.
>Gaze in to its unknown depths
>Fuck it smells so good
>Slap her in the face again

cont.

ask her if she can hook me up with sophie

>Sit down at my desk with my pot of pink paint and Xacto blade and start to model Emperor's Children
>Oh shit I forgot
>Do a 180 and see her laying there in my bed
>Rape her whilst whistling the Thomas the Tank Engine theme
>She starts crying again
>Shove my cock down her throat, cum buckets
>"A... Ack... user I want your coaogdhgbljblbjbbrrbl..."
>Wait, what?
>"What'd you say?"
>Pull cock out of her throat
>"user, I want your thick white stuff in me."
>Fetch my Colgate
>Fill her up
>Cum in her eye and escape through the window
>Go back later for my coat

my son and wife are sleeping in my bed, so i would ask wtf she was doing and call the police.

Why would I want to do anything at all with that pig?

Many roasties are acting like it's "just an ugly filter" which isn't true. Truly beautiful women still look good through the app, and it also doesn't affect men without makeup. It does work.