Whats a good instrument for impressing grills?

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None of them if you're ugly
Just do the one that sounds entertaining to you

if you're very serious irl, piano goes very well with that honestly
guitar a shit, the fact that a cold person can play some of the most touching works in art is incredible

Whats the consensus on Violins?

gitah

Jew Harp

it works for gay people baka

Like powerlifting you're only gonna impress guys.

nonetheless that's a patricians choice

Never said it wasn't.

I think you should play what you're interested in playing. They'll like your passion.

Shit really? I wonder why.

Because men are more likely to notice and appreciate the effort put into the background work necessary for the performance.

>The worst thing about playing the banjo – other than the sound it makes – is that it's not exactly a shortcut to popularity. It's sure not a babe magnet; I know that. Playing banjo to impress girls is like smoking meth to grow teeth.
– Howard Goldthwaite

Eh, worked for me.

Pussy of course.

any recommendations for an affordable violin?

vocals

Guitar, Piano, Drums
Bass depending on the grill

Rent a Chinese violin for like $15/week and give up after 2 months max.

[spoiler] any instrument as long as you can play it really well and you're visibly passionate about it [spoiler]

honestly classical instruments like violin are pretty good too

Stentor do very good, affordable ones from £100-£150-£200 (About $130-$230). You can find full cases with bows and rosin on Ebay.

the realistic answer
the answer i was looking for

thank you very much.


also, i think the piece "dragon charmer" would be fantastic on violin

Any if you are good looking

>instruments
ayy homie, let me tell you something
just get some cracked software and make MASSIVE GANGSTA BEATS, that's what dem hoes are after

This is the correct answer.

The chat guitar.

Chad*

theramin

sampler + minimalist fits

lol thats momiji guys! that 2hu grill that has no lines in games but is still popular nonetheless xDDD :awoo:
kek

Why don't you just ask grills you fucking gayboys?

Yeah, pretty much. Girls can see when you're obviously trying to impress them, so in that case you're pretty much relying on it as an excuse and hoping they like you for your looks. In that case you really ought to go for the instrument that you like and put your whole self into it because that's what's gonna get you the attention of girls who actually care about that sort of stuff. I mean, I can vouch for that, I pretty much started talking to my girlfriend when she commented on my bass playing and I knew she was a good pianist, so we were just talking about music and music theory for like two hours. Then things just sort of started working from then on.

Did you know that the inventor of the theremin, Leon Theremin, was actually an undercover Russian spy?

Oh shit, you can see her pubes...