I built a microscope from scratch, and it has a nameplate, I need ideas. How should I name it? insults are accepted...

I built a microscope from scratch, and it has a nameplate, I need ideas. How should I name it? insults are accepted. the most original will be the chosen one.

Semen sampler 4000

Micro mc'microscopeface

holy shit that's going to be hard to beat

Upvote

Anons masturbatory aid.

Neal... as in pineal.

Dr. Spencer

Most original

another pic, this is a mosquito mouth

Niggers Tongue My Analysis

My Croscope

Dickfinder

Peeping Tom

Triptothon 4000

I'm voting for this

it's getting harder to choose a winner

Zoom-A-Zoom-Zoom

me too

Biggie Smalls

'OPs Penis location tool'

OP made me to find his cock.

thats good right there

i tried but my dick is just too small to be seen with x100 amplification

360 no scope

Anal isis oscope

Feels bad man

Now presenting the Ultrazoom! Also well done Op.

easy:
aids explorer 9000

Microbial Morgue

man this is getting harder and harder

thank you user

I made 1 in 4th grade

Fuck this got me