GO!

GO!

1.wife won't let me
2.wife won't let me
3.wife won't let me

unemployed, manlet, bald, ugly personality.
the only thing i have going for me is a naturally muscular frame and a beard. thats enough to attract a dumb broad but the relationshits last for less than 6 months every time.

My girlfriend just broke up with me
My girlfriend just broke up with me
My girlfriend just broke up with me

1. I don't really need one

But i have

1. Im smelly
2. My willys to big
3. My cars too small

Why do you need a gf when you can have fresh pussy every week?

^

1. No time
2. No matchs
3. Dont care

Not looking
No girls i would want to be with
Not interested in the effort.

>sex before feelings and carings

But I do.

>beta

No time
Dating sites never help
I'm not a social person at all

Because my asian wife believes, that cheating should be punished by cutting your cock off.

1. Too old
2. Internet porn has warped my sexuality
3. My Id and Super Ego conflict too much.

EXTRA: I'M DAMAGED GOODS

Fresh pussy, good sex >>>>>>>>>>>>> toxic relationship, same pussy

I agree Sup Forumsrother. Wife won't let me either.

1. I have a wife.
2. I have a child.
3. I have a career that consumes everything else.

>1. Too old
how old is too old

The girl I have been fucking has a girlfriend
Shes 17

I guess thats it

1.too young
2.not looking for one
3.im looking for a job before starting to get a gf

Whats your career

41. Too old to date anyone under 30 and I don't wanna deal with divorced chicks.

how old are you?

Book editor. It’ll eat as much time and energy as you permit.

1.Aspergers
2.Women's personalities for the most part and in general annoy me.
3.The hoops you have to jump through to maintain a relationship do not fulfill me in any way.

1. Ugly and incompetent
2. Too young
3. Awkward and weird

You could post a thread asking for younger women if they're interested, I'm sure one of them will love your hot steamy staff

got one you sons of bitches
im out of here.
no need for this shithole anymore.

1: Broke up with mine
2: Broke up with mine
3: Broke up with mine

not old enough to be in this chan forum that for sure

I am socially awkward
I don't have much money
I can't flirt

im gay

good luck with searching for the job then user

hope it all works out for you

Hope it pays well user, b-because... I care about you...

you'll be back

1. There are no girls on Sup Forums
2. I live in North Idaho and it shows
3. I have a terminal condition called Catholicism. It prevents from having premarital sex and/or using any form of birth control. Probably why I have a latex fetish.

My life is awesome
I've never met a sane woman
I live in the woods & there are no other people around

Thanks user, you're more supportive then my family all combined. You don't know how much that means

1: I'm gay
2: I'm gay
3: I'm gay.

Miatabro?

good for you user

do you not miss other people tho?

Holly shit you're basically an anti-sex repellent.

...and no there are girls in Sup Forums I'm not listening xc

1. I've never asked one out
2. I never start a conversation
3. I pretend I'm not paying attention to people around me

Cause she a hoes

My "uncle" divorce in that age. My family is from the side of the wife, but he's such a cool guy our whole family sided with him.
Was kinda terrified at first of dating, but it turned out chicks dig men in that age. He could pick up girls literally any age he wanted.

For 3.
DO YOU?

go to a foreign country and get a gf? give them the passport

1. I'm fat
2. I'm broke
3. I'm shy

>3.
well ok then, you're doing it to yourself

no social skills, self hating ,lazy, and almost suicidal

1. I had my heart broken
2. No one fits in my heart the way she did
3. I like getting to actually spend some of my own money
4. Crippling depression
5. God I hate my life
6. I wish I don't wake up everyday
7. Everyday I hope there's a scenario where I try to be the hero, but die in the process so people will at least remember me fondly
8. I always make joke about how lonely I am and how I wish I was dead but since I'm always smiling no one realises that I'm not joking, I'm just to scared to open up to another human being about my declining mental state and I can't tell if I'm just to good at faking it and they don't realise it, or worse, they realise and just done care

Im fat
Im a drunk
Im married

The only matches I get on tinder are the ads.
5 in dick
Weigh 260

Yes. I'm constantly aware of the people around me and what they are doing.

1. I'm here.

I have a wife
Bitches are expensive
Bitches are crazy

>incel
>incel
>incel

Done, easy, next question

time heals wounds

College student, broke, anti-social, ugly, over weight, get easily attached

1. I don't push for it to happen
2. Really open to some, closed with everyone else.
3. When I do like someone. They always ask me if my friends are single
>real turnoff

1. Because I'm good at making up reasons.

1 - i love no thots
2 - i love no leftist
3 - only whites

Am married
Am oldfag
Am fat

look how stupid it is to be this way. he'd rather be an incel than broaden his horizons. what a faggot.

Feelings are for faggots tbh.

Are you me?

>every bitch that’s interested in me is crazy
>I manage to fuck up almost all good things
>I smoke a lot of pot

What he said.

sorry user, but i think about the future

What do you mean by damaged goods? Are you pozzed or something?

1.Divorced first wife
2.Divorced second wife
3.women are argumentative

1: im very attractive but also very antisocial
2: having a gf would kill my calm peace
3 :i was just in a fucking car accident that almost killed me and almost made me a vegetable

You basically just repeated your first point three times.

internet
klonopin
im happy

hello 20 year old me

work out of town a state over m-f
dont go out/no social skills
boring and not in good physical shape
have male gyno one side fairly large extreme self confidence problems with it
depressed and lazy

1. I'm gay.
2. I prefer men.
3. I'm a homosexual.

oh I almost forgot

4. I'm a faggot.

i have better things to spend my money on

the wife would be pissed
the wife would kill me
the wife would kill the gf

1. Married.
2. Don't need one.
3. Love my wife.

1. dont really care
2. seems like a lot of work
3. really would have no clue what to do with one if i somehow did get one

charisma of a rock
really individualistic interests and goals
i hate dealing with people for longer than 2 hours

to add to this, I always end up ignoring whoever I'm dating due to a lack of effort. Better things I'd rather do.

5. I'm op

1. I am on Sup Forums
2. I am posting on Sup Forums
3. OP a faggot

...

1. I'm horribly depressed
2. My dick doesn't work
3. Women in my city are frigid weirdos

-So degenerate that I find no appeal in humans in general
-Undesirable in every way
-think kissing/sex is absolutely disgusting

1. suck as a person
2. maybe a 6/10 on a good day
3. work better alone

1. I
2. Am
3. Gay

Explain

The realest answer? The realist answer.

...

Damaged as in virgin. Who wants to fuck a 41 year old virgin? Seriously, only a well compensated whore would wanna bother with that shit.

FAGGOT! Oh, and...can I see your butthole? j/k! Not a fag. But still want to see butthole.

Which part?

i don't have a way to get out
my friends moved away
i don't have a car
i live with my parents
i'm crippled