ITT: The dumbest thought that have inhabited your head

ITT: The dumbest thought that have inhabited your head.

I'll start: I thought you could know the future using lie detectors

That my male friends want me to cuck them

I cant stop farting...

That someone eventually would love me for being me

That family mattered, friends made life better, money is a goal, and women truely care. Turns out selfishness is all I ever found, so fuck it.

What made you think that?

That there should be commercials so people start planting christmas tree balls so we have more firs next winter.

The body shop is where amputees go to get their replacement limbs.

How young were you?

Jesus fuck, don't be so hard on yourself

25. I have these intensely stupid thoughts from time to time and typically chuckle to myself about them. I call them brain farts.

Why is gummo dvd so expensive

Low supply, high demand

oh shid

>fucking underrated kek

farts are just the ghosts of long lost turds

Doesn't seem original

I once thought that if i pointed a laser at the T.V the actors would see it.

My logic behind this: Laser pointers go through glass

We were put here on Earth by aliens so they could watch us fuck on P.P.V. channels

Doesn't seem that stupid

That not everything in life leads to misery

Shut the fuck up, you fucking emo

That all races are equal. Boy was I wrong.

The sooner you accept that your life means nothing and you will never do even a fraction of the things you want in life and give up, the better

What a faggot

Traps aren't gay

it's good you came to that realization

Yeah, that's pretty stupid