Mariners- Marlins gamethread- Ichiro edition

Mariners going for 5 in a row
get your own lineups

Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

Ah yes, it's Mariners time!

We might need to borrow some of y'all's meme magic tonight, boys

MARINERS!

no can do m8. haniger and motter will continue to be goat

Lineups

take this pupper and get a reddick dinger

not the best way to start

so glad we got gallardo

Can't wait until Smyly replaces him.

Get it together Gallardo!

le 12-6 man can't throw a fastball

sick

well fuck

Build a wall on this fucker

go m's

HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRREDIA

HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREDIA

wew that catch

holy fuck only 1 run

How the turn tables

GUILLERMO!!

Thanks, we need it

You're welcome

GUYS i was listening to the radio while in the shower, how nice was that catch?

not the best first inning

it was pretty nice

You saw how many R's we put in his name right? It was nice enough to save 2 runs.

not haniger nice but very good

Gallardo's not making it past the 5th

shouldnt have made it past spring training

He's not gonna see the fifth, it's okay tho this bullpen can hold

no bully pls

I'd call that a passed ball, Ruiz has to dig that one out

NORTHWEST MOTORSPOR

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I honestly in 100% sincerity wish that Nelson Cruz would break both arms and both legs and never play another game in his career
I have never hated a single player with so much passion

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>"Hey user, how 'bout a drink?"

>rags

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Did Bone just shit on Detoilet kek

yank him now

who /uhoh/?

pull him

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GET THIS SPIC OUTTA HERE

>Seth Smith for this washed up bum
Get healthy soon smyly, this has been needs to be riding pine

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okay m's quit kidding around

pls avoid striking out cano

I'll take a walk

>risp

>ruining your own perfect game
please tell me you guys don't do this

they do

>Chone Figgins

never mention that name again, sims

>when the pasta is forced

well that was better.

LET'S GO SEAGER YOU NEED TO REPRESENT WHITW AMERICA BETTER

someone do something

What's Motters future in the program?

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knowing the m's luck he'll start to regress like lomo

As soon as the league stops pitching him inside we'll see if he can adjust

don't give up another run

GET SOME HITS YOU GUYS

they just keep hitting pop ups

Finally hear the origin of "chooch" and it's the lamest nickname ever, fuck off dave

I think he's here for life

Baserunner oh boy

woo a lead runner with no outs

and he'e out

Now we're cooking with fire

just give me one run this inning m's

bail them out, motter

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another pop up

They're really taking him out with a no-hitter? Donny baseball is ruthless

Low energy game thread today

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the offense being dead doesn't help but it is slower than usual.

everyone gives the Mariners your power to get a hit
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I thought Martin was faster then that.
Useless piece of shit

He did the same shit the other day.

Don mattingly is allergic to no-hitters

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and my stream died

>Mariners offense

>Mariners
>Zero hits club

>rangers record

>rags

That was the weakest Ichiro chant ever

Fucking zunino

>Marlins throwing a no hitter thru 8
>no Marlins fans anywhere

Where is Marlins Man and his merry band of hookers?

the fuck was that

>rags

hopefully dead

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Hello friends

the hole keeps getting deeper

>"A 6-1 win to start off the series! what could possibly go wrong?"

Guys, it's fucking simple.

Ichiro is one the verge of being traded to the Mariners.

It'll be two outs when he fucking shows up in his Mariners gear, comes up to bat, laces a triple down the right field line, and the ghost of Jose Fernandez will wink at Ichiro from the Marlins dugout.

You literally can't deny this will happen.