MERRY XMAS!!!! As a former hedge fund manager I've no longer any need to work thanks to the obscene money I made...

MERRY XMAS!!!! As a former hedge fund manager I've no longer any need to work thanks to the obscene money I made. Willing to share a little for the holidays - $500 to the Paypal of the first to r o l l a 39!

BONUS $100 if you include a picture of SLIPKNOT!

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Roll

Roll

Roll for dolla

Rrooollllaa

rolling but if i get 39 keep it

They see me rollin'

Is OP legit? [Y/N]

>hedge fund manager

It decided to greentext hedge fund manager so I'll keep it.

gimme the kern

Rollerino

Dang. RIP.

Only the grinch lies of a Christmas gift for him to be a dick

ROLL ROLL ROLL

$

Rollinggg

Roll

Roll

One off from satan. Give me the money if I roll.

fuck u

Rerolla for dolla

rollolll

fuck you again

ROLLROLL

OK, noted.

-OP

Roll pls

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Sup Forums mods used up all the 39s for today, gotta wait for midnight

fnfnf

i need this

I WAS FUCKING 2 OFF

This entire thread is just samefags trying to get free money

What a mean thing to say. Do you want to be BANNED?

-OP

Roll 39

rollin

RRRROOOOLLLLLL

39 GET NOW!!!

Check

No. I will DELIVER!!

-OP

Rollan

kill me

hoe

Slipknot is for emo faggots that make believe they're tough.

RRooll

roll

lloR

If i get dubs you have to watch all of these videos:

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youtube.com/watch?v=Lw6NC0kZPI8
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fake and gay

Hmmm

roll

OP is a faggot

Some lucky sumbitch just got quints and you missed it. How does it make you feel huh

rollio

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39

chicken nuggets

I have a feeling OP won't deliver

Roll

rollin

I win

Rollsc

Roll money

roll

lmao

YO SHIT

not 39

rOLL

rooooooolllll

road roller

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winrar

roll

Roll

Gimme gimme gimme

Pack it up, OP's gone home

Round 2

Roll

I didn't ask for your opinion thank you.

-OP

NO!

VERY VERY REAL. I will DELIVER.

-OP

Roll the 39 and see.
-OP

Yeah, ok. Enjoy playing with the feeble-minded, small-dicked, half-men around here. They are omega as fuck and do not even belong in the gene pool. If you were worth anything at all, you would not even find toying with them to be entertaining. I hunt predators. I don't play with insects. That you amuse yourself with the latter speaks volumes to your intellectual ineptness and vacuous soul. You couldn't handle an alpha's alpha. You would be reduced to a orgasmic convulsing girl ooze dripping uncontrollably, and you can't handle that so you wrap yourself up in petty manchild games to feel superior. It is YOU that have the control issue. Those of us who are actually in control and control others all day long in every walk of life have no need nor desire to engage in mere sparring for amygdala control when we can control the entire brain and reflexively have it act on our will without words, and permanently, with far less effort than you expend in your dysfunctional neural calisthenic dysphoria.

Run along, child, lest I focus my smite on you..

Oops! No Paypal. Sorry!

Keep rolling folks.

-OP

rOllO

Already rolled one. Need proof?

Nope. No Paypal.

-OP

Roll!

rooll i need the money for my new year
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Don't think so. I'm still here.

-OP

39

Oh yeah?

-OP

do it

Yoooo

come on money

Nah. You didn't roll AND include your Paypal.

So move along.

-OP

No one gives a flying fuck what you asked for Slipfag.

rollo

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Going with a classic slipknot pic