>Walk into bathroom
>See this
What do?
Walk into bathroom
Connor Torres
Ian Brooks
pee on it
Dominic Sullivan
Kick dick and bottom edge of door.
Nobody surprises me with penises unless it's mine.
Jordan Price
Ask Myself How Much LSD This Guy Took
Jason Lopez
that actually looks kinda gross like it could be voldemort's ass
Elijah Bell
Find a ping-pong paddle and turn those balls black.
Tyler Harris
do the same thing
Andrew Hill
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Carter Lewis
...
Benjamin Phillips
...
Isaac Roberts
you would still be in the same place faggot
Carter Morales
turn 420 degrees and 69 away
Sebastian Green
...
Levi Reed
Obviously shit on it
Brandon Garcia
...
Jeremiah Jones
>Remove hand sanitizer
>Take out lighter
>Burn the faggot
Easton Mitchell
baited
Brody Gonzalez
leave apple store
Alexander Smith
>360 degrees
Jeremiah Butler
Stomp and run. That's pretty much your only choice. If you just turned and left, you'd regret it for the rest of your life.
Kayden Garcia
that could be a partial genital guillotine my friend. I approve. Personally I'd just run the fuck out of there and tell the management like a pussy.
Asher Adams
Who's got the Sup Forums banner of a bunch of these?
Owen Collins
Go to a different stall and find this guy