Waiting Claiming Thread

Waiting Claiming Thread

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Keep ERP and RP in >Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, EXCALIBAAAH

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inb4 auto sage

One and only

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Chen>Mi Liu>Mai>Konata>Sachi>Duke
top shitposters

-squeaks and brings you tea-

>moi lou above mai
>duke
Shit list

>where is eyebrows, goreposter, spidey, nevada

Morning.

HI IT'S SNOWING
also got to go to work bye

ew snow

-hurries over to your house with sleds!-

Claimed uwu

UwU

Sayori a cute

We must protect her at all costs

I would but I swore myself to Monika.

youtu.be/c98gIxCe1zo

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hair...

Megumin

Cancer thread

Best girl in persona 5 futaba

How fucking pathetic all of you are


Kill yourselves ASAP, not even your mother loves you. Parasites

Tnx

Ok!

:<

-is rilly sad you're having such a bad night. Brings you tea and a hug, hoping you feel better soon-

That's the plan!

I don't shitpost

Ahaha I see world, while you're sleeping.

Just 2 more hours

Nice maid

Thats a bummer travel wise, talk later. Snowed enough last night. Cold enough to not melt

Hello friends

Kolaimed

excellent taste, user.

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Stop sending the similar pictures to each other.

That looks like a doujin cover

And I'm back. Hey there my dudes.

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I'm not your dude, friendo.

Kazumi is the best girl

She is virgin.

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im not your dude, pal.

Im not your buddy, guy

I can change that...

im not your guy, comrade.

Im not your comrade, friendo

im not your friendo, buddy-o

Im not your buddy-o, homeslice

No, you can't, she's deceased

im not your homeslice, (You)

Im not your (You), dawg

I'm not your dawg, can we please stop im tired and i just want to have some breakfast

Necrophilia is a thing, y'know...

I was never stopping you from having breakfast you spanner

oh, right. off i go then

I found out I have 680€ more than I thought I did, this is an interesting feeling.
youtube.com/watch?v=1v3ZXB8IXW8

She doesn't even exist, so you haven't her corpse, y'know.

Meanwhile Im scrabbling for money, shifts and enough stashed to get me through.

I'm sorry you have to live the wagecuck life.

Well Id be a lot better off if my brother had started his cafe building MUCH erlier.

>€
Fuck outta here
Use freedom units

0.000083 Bitcoin

Rib. So you're working there now? Enjoying it?

Not yet. Mid Jan. The place Im still at now is closing over Christmas, so I think this week or next week are the last weeks Im there.

>btc
>freedom units
Nice try, schlomo

what maid

They're kind of a modern icon of capitalism.

Shaking my smh, yuropoor. Have you ever heard of the coin that the World Police use in their headquarters in North America? Y'know the good ol' US of A?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

youtu.be/yXQViqx6GMY

Is it literal potatoes?

No, we are not a commie country unlike yurope

Afternoon, or morning.. I should really fix my sleeping schedule..~

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mine!

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i hate snow so much, all the little humans are hiding in their little homes and I can't eat them!

What about children playing in the snow

Don't you ever get embarrassed talking like that?

But there's lots of people out here even with snow~

i do not coming out during the day!

A little.

where do you live??

In Binland, next to Russia~

:shrug:

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ive never heard of such a place... are you an alien?

Perhaps, I wouldn't know though..

ive never tasted alien before...
>

Would you like to~?

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yessss! let me start with your fingers!

My fingers? Very well then, go ahead~

-leaves Baka Cakes out for Ika made with rice flour, so no gluten. Also claims Ika-

>eats

>eats that too

youtu.be/UjNi1dkvTcw

How are they~?

Hello nom nom

THEY"RE COLD I WANT HUMAN FINGERS!!!

hello there do you have any meat?

-leans forward curiously...does not know who is-

Nommy nommy nons