Had sex for the first time and got herpes AMA

Had sex for the first time and got herpes AMA

Was the sex good?

lol not herpes fuckhead

those are ingrown hairs ya retard. learn how to shave.

>herpes

you just don't know how to shave properly you faggot

Nope

first time you shaved your pubes to?

Ok, how?

why even shave it dude?

Those aren't herpes.

Anons if it’s not herpes, why are their white heads, help me

Because you're an idiot and don't know that when pores get clogged, irritated in a specific way, or mildly infected, you get whiteheads.
Probably from shaving.

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exfoliate before, use a good gel, shave with the grain.

How do I not get Whiteheads then????

The girl I fucked wasn’t completely shaven either, so it was kind of like rubbing against gritty sandpaper

>I have no clue how to shave my pubes: the post

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And moisturize after.

Shave with the grain, shower first, exfoliate, don't push the razor in like you're peeling an apple, use a clean razor.
Once you're done shaving, put a bit of aftershave on your balls and that part where the whiteheads are. It will keep it disinfected, and will smell nice as a side effect.

Go with the grain then against and/or across you fatherless turd.

have you always had a fupa?

You're funny, fatso!

The fuck OP are you like barely going through puberty? Keep your sweaty skin clean and moisturize if you are going to be a faggot and shave your pubes instead of just trimming is and not have to worry about this gay shit

but why even try to say it was herpes? im actually curious to your thought process here. too much vodka in my system? too much vodka in my system.

Worst case ever seen: Cut your dick off before it spreads any further. source: Ima Doctor

STOP BEING A FAGGOT< JUST AS SIMPLE AS THAT

It's folliculitis. Many home remedies you can google

That's fucking horribleOP, you better cut your dick off before it spreads to your face and armpits, it can be lethal

this. it sounds bad but you don't want face herpes. shit's deadly.

>be me,
>a massive faggot
ZOMG A GIRL WANTS ME TO SEX!
>think looking like a hairless 12yr old would look hot to her
>shave against the grain and get ~20 ingrown hairs
HOLY FUCKEN ZOZZLE I GOT THE HERPIE AIDS
>mfw

>ingrown hairs
you're retarded.

that's razor burn faggot

That's herpes OP.. don't listen to trolls
It's not too late to punch her face while calling her a "herpe-laden whore"

That actually looks like the new hybrid ebola-aids. R.I.P OP, you need to amputate right now if you want to survive.

fuck me
>be me
>beta male
>see this post
>i`m high as fuck
>i get in grown hairs too
>think i have herpies
>puke because i was scared
OP FUCK YOU

Imagine he had argument with the girl, blaming her for herpes

That looks like acne you fucking idiot, are you claiming pic related?

If it's any conciliation to you, you are the herpes of Sup Forums no doubt about it. One day you might even graduate to the level of being cancer. God speed.