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would like them to step on my bollocks desu

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lefties would be apologising to the ISIS jihadi leading them to the gallows for not being tolerant enough

youtube.com/watch?v=FgxwKEuy-pM
doing a feel

ah yes love Richmond

got drunk and angry a couple of nights ago at my 3 female flatmates because they never clean their hair out of the shower drain

sent some VERY passive aggressive messages into the group chat, I knew I'd regret it but at the time I was too pissed to care

one of them replied "why don't you just tell us when the drain is blocked and then ask us to clean the hair out if it's too much for you? :)"

NO YOU FUCKING CUNT WOMAN
YOU CLEAN THE DRAIN AFTER YOU SHOWER LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD
IT'S NOT HARD
IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM
next time I see them, they're getting a piece of mind

and if any of you virgin freaks think house sharing with females is fun, it fucking ISN'T, women are the messiest, most unhygienic, spoilt little shits you will ever deal with. at least if you share with random blokes they'll not throw a hissy fit when you ask them to sort something out.

WOMEN
GRRRRRRRRRR
going to spank the absolute hell out of the gf tonight for being a woman

She needs to stop my cock from exploding by shooting my bollocks

wish i had a bf (bit less obnoxious than him tho)

Having a celebratory wank and cider lads