Sup Forums pretends to be Christians that love Jesus Christ, but all I see is anything but.
Jesus does NOT condone hatred.
Sup Forums pretends to be Christians that love Jesus Christ, but all I see is anything but
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There's a segment of the right wing that isn't bound by religion fyi
Jesus was not soft nor forgiving on divorce
>talking the Communion with your bare hands
>"catholics"
Nice joke.
Jesus was black.
>Sup Forums pretends to be Christians that love Jesus
Stopped reading there
This shitty thread again
How does Horsey manage to make the so-called "good guys" in all his comics look so smug and insufferable?
I forget where this was from, but it'll do.
"And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery" Matthew 19:9
Pretty common in the US. Most Catholic churches here don't even have a communion rail. You stand in line, the priest puts the wafer in your hand and you stick it in your mouth while walking to the lay person with the communion wine.
>capitalism is bad huuurrr
No wonder these people are delusional religious fucks
Fuck the pope
"Sup Forums is a Christian board" is just a meme that spun out of control. Literally Poe's Law in action.
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I think the pope wants new members and the left already acts like a cult.
Jesus was hard on unfettered (((((capitalism))))
thats why he whipped a bunch of ultrakike bankers for being too greedy
>Matthew 19:9
Wait, why the fuck is divorce not allowed for sexual immorality then?
My mom cheated on my Dad and they divorced by the church refuses to acknowledge it. The fuck?
Why do all his characters look like this hysterical jewess.
Jesus didn't say jack shit about islam.
Also I'm not an expert, but I doubt "love thy enemy" means
"let your enemy rape your wife, daughter, sister and mother, steal everything that's not bolted down, burn your home, bomb your cities, kill your people and eradicate your culture and religion from the face of the earth or you are a racist".
Fuck islam, remove kebab, bomb Mecca and Medina.
The Papist Church does not even read the Bible
They do. But they read it in latin so fuck if they know what it means.
Stop posting deathnote shit you panjod
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No ones perfect. If we were perfect we wouldn't need religion. In your case I would imagine that is the state. Too bad government isn't perfect either.
>Jesus was soft on sodomites
>Jesus is whatever we want him to be
Praise KEK
Jesus was not soft on evil. Jesus hated evil.
I liked the Shiv-looking pope more.
>Jesus
>liking mudslimes
Dude was a fucking anti kike machine why would he be soft on leeches, pedos and liars?
It's common everywhere. I meant to imply that it is not a Catholic practice, but a post-Vatican II degeneration.
The white old guy complaining represents the neocon side of the modernist church, and the mestizo chick represent the liberal side, but neither of them are really Catholic.
How come priests never do sermons like this?
Jesus was even more extreme than Ben Garisson. There is no way in hell he would have ever accepted fags, mudshits and everything the left and SJWs stand for.
>forgiving on divorce
Mathew 5:32 But I say to you that everyone who divorces his wife, except on the ground of sexual immorality, makes her commit adultery, and whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery.
That is the literal word of christ condemning divorce.
I'm not even christian, but do libcucks seriously just not read the bible?
>Forgiving on divorce
See >Welcoming to Muslim refugees
I'm pretty sure "turn the other cheek isn't something that he intended to do ad infinitum. Most """refugees""" behave like human scum anyway and he would've never condoned their hypocrite, parasitic behavior.
>Adamant on global warming
Not once in the bible did Jesus spoke out about global warming, despite the fact Earth was indeed warming when he was alive.
Oy vey goyim if we don't act quickly Rome will be under water by 80 AD.
>Soft on gays
Jesus never condoned the sin of sodomy.
>Hard on unfettered capitalism.
And he never advocated socialism or any state intervention as the solution.
Fyi I'm not even Christian, and I don't really care about what a kike said 2000 years ago, but even I realize that the liberal interpretation of the Gospel is complete bullshit.
>I'm not even christian, but do libcucks seriously just not read the bible?
Of course not.
They don't read quoran either.
Christianity is inherently weak and is a major reason why I left the church years ago. I can't reconcile the "turn the other cheek" philosophy with human nature- they oppose each other. It's a philosophy that begs to be cuckolded.
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